Kimli

I have a mandatory work event in Las Vegas next month, and I want to refuse to go but it’ll likely mean getting fired.

Everyone tells me Vegas is “safe”. I’m sure Renee Good thought Minneapolis was “safe”, too.

I’m ambiguously brown and unable to hide disgust for fascism on my face. I’m scared.

omfg my mother won’t stop taking about her pee habits why why why is this my life

I am MAD AT SUSHI.

I never, ever order sushi. Slightly concerned I might be pregnant. At any rate, I don’t know how sushi works. The order said it was two pieces, which about all the sushi I want. Two pieces, like it says.

SO WHY ARE THERE EIGHT PIECES I CANNOT EAT THAT MANY

SUSHI IS LIES

I’ve recently become acquainted with my skeleton, Bönli.

A 1 metre tall, leopard print, plush “velvet” chair shaped like a woman’s high heel. It is a marvel.

My holiday gift to my spouse is NOT claiming this from my local Buy Nothing:

Airport 'secuirty' protection

YEG security confiscated my metallic green @fluevog.bsky.social keychain because it had spikes on it.

Don’t worry, Edmonton: mark yourselves safe from my dangerous keychain.

NSFE: www.fluevog.com/shop/7442-ba...

Rebooted my MIL’s computer so I can do some tech support.

It took 35 minutes to boot.

YouTube video by The Vestibules - Topic Christmas on Acid

The only carol you need this holiday season: youtu.be/AMFpOnfat7E?...

It’s -25c out and I’m wearing 6 layers of clothes and I look like a snowman.

Ten years ago, I was getting ready for a party in Seattle.

Tonight, I’ve definitively decided that Boost is tastier than Ensure.

WILD PARTY!

Canadian friends: here's a petition to stop AB and SK from Notwithstanding their anti-trans-healthcare legislation (this will make sense to Canadians). Don't let them shield their bigotry from Charter scrutiny!

www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...

The three stages of womanhood: Maiden, Mother, and Multidimensional Pirate Queen

It’s a Chrimbus Miracle: I was able to recognize my Annual Holiday Spiral when it started. I’m still falling apart for 20 different reasons, but I can call most of them out and logic through the anxiety. Bring on the rum balls!

It would have legitimately been better without the first “The”. Make it sound like the YA novel it is.

My reward for getting through the holidays without freezer burn is a week in Mexico in January. I just gotta wear enough socks!

Winter is cruel!

We’re travelling on Monday. It’s forecasted to be -25C when we land.

How do you do -25C? Is that even a real thing?

The Gates of Whamhalla open tomorrow. May you make it through the holiday season on this side! #whamaggedon2025

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Super annoyed that today is the 23rd and not the 24th.

I am very reluctantly putting away my summer dresses. I love fall, but I will definitely miss cute, bright florals.

.. which is a really weird thing for me to say. Have not been abducted, promise.

Someone across the creek is typing, on a typewriter. I heard the “ding!” of the carriage return and everything.

Murder, someone is writing?

Starting my new job today! Hooray for being a productive member of society!

When I was in London in May I fell in love with an All Saints bag but couldn’t justify the £220 ($400 in lowly commonwealth money) tag. Found the exact same bag at a consignment store today for $90🇨🇦! Hooray for second hand!

Anyone still traveling to the US at this stage is basically paying for the chance of being disappeared.

Headline writer needs a human editor, spell check doesn't do context!

My email lives a much more exciting life than I do. Las Vegas is trying to entice me down with brunch, and Mazda is all "hey, thinking about buying a car?".

I'm unemployed! I don't have brunch in Vegas money!

Also, I am not doing the "America" thing, so ..

There are men on my roof.

This time I am prepared for the Roof Men, and am dressed appropriately.