Kimli

Super annoyed that today is the 23rd and not the 24th.

I am very reluctantly putting away my summer dresses. I love fall, but I will definitely miss cute, bright florals.

.. which is a really weird thing for me to say. Have not been abducted, promise.

Someone across the creek is typing, on a typewriter. I heard the “ding!” of the carriage return and everything.

Murder, someone is writing?

Starting my new job today! Hooray for being a productive member of society!

When I was in London in May I fell in love with an All Saints bag but couldn’t justify the £220 ($400 in lowly commonwealth money) tag. Found the exact same bag at a consignment store today for $90🇨🇦! Hooray for second hand!

Anyone still traveling to the US at this stage is basically paying for the chance of being disappeared.

Headline writer needs a human editor, spell check doesn't do context!

My email lives a much more exciting life than I do. Las Vegas is trying to entice me down with brunch, and Mazda is all "hey, thinking about buying a car?".

I'm unemployed! I don't have brunch in Vegas money!

Also, I am not doing the "America" thing, so ..

There are men on my roof.

This time I am prepared for the Roof Men, and am dressed appropriately.

I ate a Significant Number of Hawkins Cheezies, and I have patriotic regrets.

Thank goodness UPS sends me an email, a text, AND a push notification that a package was delivered. I would have no idea otherwise.

I've never had chicken pox. Do I need the shingles vax? Trying to do some reading but getting conflicting results.

If it helps, I am very respectful towards chickens.

You buy one pound of bulk underwear, and you're on their mailing list forever.

Those comics were my bible.

Misplacing things gives me huge, throbbing anxiety.

I lost my favourite phone strap last week. :( It's such a silly, non-essential thing, but the strap was from our last trip to Japan and I loved it.

And I will continue to love it, as I found it under a pile of cushions and cat hair. Hooray!

I'm still on the mailing list for my former neighbourhood, just because it's so funny to watch all the NIMBYs freak out like clockwork for every concert/festival/event at the PNE. They just discovered a proposal for an 18-storey tower with a major social housing component: cue NIMBY rage in 4, 3, 2

BIG WORDS MEAN MS13

I've turned into that person that emails app developers about errors. Sorry but not sorry: vague errors when filling prescriptions through apps is concerning for us olds with backgrounds in mobile development and UX.

My latest working theory is that the era of dementia-riddled emperors playing war on a table-top battlefield of toy soldiers is over, and has been replaced with social media and actual human lives.

It’s my birthday! I am cosplaying demure and mindful.

Little kitty, don’t you know that being green is cool?

If this sounds intriguing, please reach out!

I promise, I am *awesome*.

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This was our wedding song.

I voted for the Transformers theme from the 1986 movie, but I was overruled. Something about not marrying Optimus Prime.

thrift log 060625

Found a big thrift nearby that I hadn’t known about. It was full of ridiculous things, like: the wrinkles were free This is a Marimekko Samu-Jussi Koski shift dress from the Spring 2010 collection. It has pockets! It’s Finish! 🇫🇮💚 did ed hardy make sweaters or did I just get…

Cha Cha Cha / Rim Tim Tagi Dim (Battle Mashup) Käärijä, Baby Lasagna · Cha Cha Cha / Rim Tim Tagi Dim (Battle Mashup) · Song · 2025

This soothes me in many ways.

thriftin’

I've been going to thrift stores a lot. Press 1 to read my long-winded and over-thought words about thrift shopping. Press 2 to check out some of the stuff I've thrifted.

Signs of hyper fixation show up in my report cards early, along with so many adjectives.

Just invited some friends to join us at “our favourite farmer’s market” and what the imperial fuck