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๐Ÿ’šGreen Party (England & Wales) Member ๐ŸŒEuropean (English, Greater Manchester) ๐ŸŽ‚Late Boomer๐Ÿช–Former Army ๐Ÿ–ฅ๏ธSoftware Techieโœ๏ธPlaywright ๐Ÿ‘ฝSci-Fi &๐ŸŽงPodcast Addict ๐ŸF1GP Enthusiast ____________________________________________ โœ๏ธ DM ok if I follow you.

31 Followers  |  40 Following  |  144 Posts  |  Joined: 10.01.2026  |  2.2707

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Former Astronaut Mark Kelly Has Blunt Advice For Nicki Minaj After She Claims Moon Landing Was Faked

She's gone full MAGA.

09.02.2026 21:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 697    ๐Ÿ” 84    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 56    ๐Ÿ“Œ 8

Stark Raving Bonkers that one. Trump will utterly destroy her when he's bored with her nonsense and has no use for her (if she is useful for anything anyway). I really don't understand how people can be this dumb.

09.02.2026 23:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
The F1 2026 car liveries. Credit: Formula 1

The F1 2026 car liveries. Credit: Formula 1

My ranking of the liveries:

1. Haas
2. Mercedes
3. Williams
4. VCARB
5. Cadillac
6. Red Bull
7. Aston Martin
8. Alpine
9. Audi
10. Ferrari
11. McLaren

I actually like them all. So Iโ€™m not dunking on any. And Iโ€™m an Alpine fan so Iโ€™m not being biased as you can see.

09.02.2026 22:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yep, they all look great, though I'm a sucker for Williams tbh.

09.02.2026 22:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿคฃ Today's winner of the internet. Competition starts again tomorrow.

09.02.2026 20:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

*specially selected* ๐Ÿ˜œ

09.02.2026 19:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh gee, so they think all plumbers are right-wing ๐Ÿ†?

Of course it won't be because Hannah is a blonde female and properly liked by all, nah, that would be sexist and misogynistic, so can't be that. ๐Ÿ˜œ

Facebook sounds like a really nice place not to visit. ๐Ÿ™ƒ

09.02.2026 19:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Will the flaying be televised? Folk need to know.

09.02.2026 19:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nigel is talking out of his rear as per usual.

My company moved our teams out of an office & into a work from home scenario (pre-COVID). It saves the company & employees money, we ARE more productive (no commuting), our mental health is better, and it's better for the environment.

Bore off tool.

09.02.2026 19:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a bulldog is running on a treadmill in a gym while wearing a yellow outfit . Alt: a bulldog is running on a treadmill in a gym while wearing a yellow outfit .

Remember this?

Quick recap on shenanigans so far.

Ep 1: The Fitness Menace - Purchased a treadmill.
Ep 2: Attack of the Motor - It's bust cap'n, no Wizz Wizz.
Ep 3: Revenge of the Engineer - They've fixed it!

Hats off to Argos & the engineer, they did good! ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜Ž

Let's go!

09.02.2026 18:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man peeking over a white fence with a netflix logo in the corner Alt: a man peeking over a white fence with a netflix logo in the corner

๐Ÿคญ

09.02.2026 14:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐ŸŽถ
"The wheels on the bus go bumpity-bump, bumpity-bump, bumpity-bump.
The wheels on the bus go bumpity-bump, when we run over a Morgan."
๐ŸŽถ

08.02.2026 14:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿคฃ So naughty, I like it.

08.02.2026 14:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Lucy Powell MP (Labour Party) "This by-election is bigger than day to day politics. It's about stopping Reform's toxic politics coming to my city. The Greens misleading claims, dodgy bar charts & briefings risk letting them in the back door. Only voting Labour can stop Reform. My letter to Green Leader."

Lucy Powell MP (Labour Party) "This by-election is bigger than day to day politics. It's about stopping Reform's toxic politics coming to my city. The Greens misleading claims, dodgy bar charts & briefings risk letting them in the back door. Only voting Labour can stop Reform. My letter to Green Leader."

Deputy Leader Lucy Powell @lucympowell.bsky.social of the right-wing Labour Party is scared of replies & quotes so she's switched them off.๐Ÿ”

She makes a STATEMENT and a DEMAND that the Green Party stand down.๐Ÿคฃ

No!

She & her ๐Ÿ’ฉ mob can, I mean this sincerely, go to hell.

๐Ÿ’š join.greenparty.org.uk ๐Ÿ’š

08.02.2026 13:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 34    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Why anyone would want to hunt these beautiful animals in utterly incomprehensible to me. I mean just look ๐Ÿ˜

08.02.2026 11:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Spaceballs the Datacenter! A satirical, math-driven teardown of the xAIโ€“SpaceX data center-in-space premiseโ€”SWaP, heat rejection, and the physics that make Mega Maid look reasonable.

My former boss! And general badass Brandon Karpf did the Actual Maths on orbital data centers and it is spicy. Such a good read!!! Spaceballs: The Datacenter

brandonkarpf.com/insights-med...

Cc @katebevan.com

07.02.2026 17:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man in a red shirt with the words i canna change the laws o ' physics Alt: a man in a red shirt with the words i canna change the laws o ' physics

I managed to get about half way and my non-math brain melted, so I skipped through.

My takeaway is that (a) SpaceBalls is a cool film (b) Musk is talking out of his armpit (c) non-terrestrial data centers are a dream inside a pipe hurtling towards the sun at light speed and (d) Scotty is right.

07.02.2026 18:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Five trans children died by suicide in 2019-20, 4 in 2020-21 then 22 in 2021-22. This is the truth, from official Government data, that Wes Streeting desperately tried to cover up.

07.02.2026 09:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 207    ๐Ÿ” 91    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

I'm a career Batchelor, and I approve this message. ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜‚

06.02.2026 20:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I hope they check inside his coffin... er 'bed' โšฐ๏ธ

06.02.2026 20:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh look... not a migrant, not a brown or black skinned man and def not a Trans person.

White British Male Christian.

I hope he's in there until he expires. ๐Ÿคฌ

06.02.2026 20:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Historically we've been celebrated around the world for our contribution to music, and being able to tour and have opportunities to profit from tours in other countries around the world, including Europe. 

If we have less opportunities to do that, I think we're at risk of losing that reputation, that status, that sense of pride in our culture. 

Kate Nash, BRIT Award winning singer-songwriter, musician and actress.

Historically we've been celebrated around the world for our contribution to music, and being able to tour and have opportunities to profit from tours in other countries around the world, including Europe. If we have less opportunities to do that, I think we're at risk of losing that reputation, that status, that sense of pride in our culture. Kate Nash, BRIT Award winning singer-songwriter, musician and actress.

Kate Nash has reported that on her most recent European tour, she lost ยฃ26,000, and that she believes "without urgent intervention, touring would become an exclusive privilege for the wealthy". This cannot go on, we must ensure the UK retains its place on the world stage.

06.02.2026 19:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 44    ๐Ÿ” 16    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Tommy Ten Names now pretending to be a 'journalist' is stalking a Trans teacher. This disgusting toe-rag needs putting in jail. Disgusting shit.

06.02.2026 20:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Bitcoin falls to lowest level since Trump took office

Bitcoin falls to lowest level since Trump took office

Bitcoin has plunged by 50% from an all-time peak in October.

Yet another thing that all the world's worst people told us would herald a golden age. More like a massive shit shower for gamblers... sorry... investors.

06.02.2026 19:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 325    ๐Ÿ” 71    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 43    ๐Ÿ“Œ 8

I feel so sorry for the folk that have spend so much real world cash on Bitcoin. They must be protected from this disaster. It's heartbreaking.

/sarc

F^ck 'em, dullards.

06.02.2026 20:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Peter Mandelson issues secret notice demanding press leave him alone โ€“ read in full LATE on Friday evening, this notice was circulated from representatives of Peter Mandelson, via press regulator IPSO and the Press Association newsโ€ฆ

BREAKING: Peter Mandelson just sent this secret notice to all UK media, demanding they leave him alone.

He uses IPSO clauses designed to support grieving families in a bid to stop scrutiny of his relationship with Epstein

We have published it in full.

www.thenational.scot/news/2583451...

06.02.2026 19:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1278    ๐Ÿ” 649    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 107    ๐Ÿ“Œ 128

Well, he is The Prince of Darkness. Vampires don't like the light.

Keep on shining that spotlight right at him.

Signed
Member of The Public that's Interested.

06.02.2026 19:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Cry harder Labour.

Your hateful attacks on Zack & The Green Party show you up for what you really are... a power drunk mob who have consistently dumped on the people that voted for you.

Now you can't take the heat of rebukes?

You're finished.

๐Ÿ˜‚

06.02.2026 19:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This lot won't make it to the next GE. โšฐ๏ธ

06.02.2026 19:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Stories we seldom get to hear are sometimes powerful enough to stop the noise around us, so we can *really* listen.

Doris ๐Ÿซก

06.02.2026 19:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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