Keith Burgoyne

Me: it says here you can enable AI Smart Mode

Also me: but it does not say what AI Smart Mode actually does

a man wearing glasses is holding a folder with a label that says urgent . Alt: a man wearing glasses is holding a folder with a label that says urgent .

Me trying to read the broken English in the manual for my new heat pumps.

I saw a few within the last couple weeks in my house. I went on a murderous rampage and took care of it.

Hmm, yes, I think Apple needs this.

I'm thinking about booping that nose.

it's a nation of convenient christians, brah

i have no idea who most of them are 🙃

holy shit dude I thought I was all out of panettone (the flavour of the season) but like i opened the cupboard and i was like wooaaah dude i have a whole half panettone left, god works in mysterious ways brah

😂😂😂

I won't rest until my kids' music age is at least a hundred. It'll be Billie Holiday and Edith Piaf from here on out.

Fart Sounds - Over 1000 Farts (1 Hour)

Here you go! open.spotify.com/album/0nQLC7...

Haven't the foggiest. I share my account with others in the house via our Google Home speaker. I'm honestly surprised the album 1000 Farts isn't in my top five.

My Top Album of 2025 Spotify

Pigeondust is terrific work music.

I spent the most time with Moon, Wisdom & Slackness. More in my #SpotifyWrapped
www.spotify.com/wrapped-shar...

Jake Noice GIF Alt: Jake Noice GIF

Noice.

My Top Song of 2025 Spotify

Damn right, it's because it sounds like a bopping Castlevania song, and bopping Castlevania songs are the bomb

Captain took my top spot this year. More in my #SpotifyWrapped
www.spotify.com/wrapped-shar...

Thanks. I try!

My Listening Age Spotify

Bruh, I don't know any boomers who listen to modern day electronic and lo-fi beats, but ok cool

Here’s my listening age, from my #SpotifyWrapped.
www.spotify.com/wrapped-shar...

French. Trying to keep up with my kids in French immersion. They're pretty darn fluent.

Someone just told me to call HIM.

Pardon me sir, I am at work. Also: no.

Back in the depths of Facebook Marketplace, selling tires for an older friend who isn't the least bit tech savvy. I hate it.

I can't wait for society to scorn our existences!

Well aren't we a couple of cool guys?!

I'm a duolingo learning legend!

Heck yes

I'm a philososaurus.

🌲✊

Spent the morning up a ladder cutting back the tree, then moving furniture, all in prep for the heat pump install. This, between taking the kids to school and actually going to work myself. Somehow, I AM STILL ON TIME

"How married are you to that tree? It's in the way of my ladder."

🙃

I'm looking forward to it all being done! I wish I could have gotten a central heat pump. I have forced air, but my house is so poorly insulated they recommended mini splits for each room. No central pump could keep up, apparently.

Gah, I meant 200 amps.

Great culture can save lives. Literally.

Amazing letter in today’s @thetimes.com about Tom Stoppard