@justinhalpern.bsky.social
My mom has both her lungs Vince
26.08.2025 19:27 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Vince my mom is not into “fitness” or “room forty” or any of your childless taunts. She’s a BofA lady idiot
04.08.2025 04:12 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The funniest part about it was 80% of break users were teenage edgelords
17.06.2025 23:11 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My mom isn’t an ancient artifact vince
02.06.2025 01:20 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
A brand new episode of @heythatsmepod.bsky.social is out! We’re doing a commentary on the pilot of HARLEY QUINN with co-creators/co-writers: @pmschumacker.bsky.social and @justinhalpern.bsky.social! This show rules. Hope you’ll check this one out!
02.05.2025 22:41 — 👍 11 🔁 5 💬 1 📌 0You can’t see it but he’s holding a California burrito and arrogant bastard stone
07.05.2025 14:28 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0My mom hasn’t travelled outside the country in years because of her bad hip Vince
02.05.2025 00:27 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My mom doesn’t have engravings on her vaginal wall vince
18.04.2025 20:26 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
In honor of Hooters going under, here's @justinhalpern.bsky.social's story about Doink the Clown working there deadspin.com/the-greatest...
08.04.2025 18:22 — 👍 49 🔁 5 💬 3 📌 0My mom doesn’t associate with euros vince
26.03.2025 22:15 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@vincemancini.bsky.social whoa Vince looks like your mom got her groove back
26.03.2025 22:00 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Wow what a great 2010 day that was for you
05.03.2025 23:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Put up a new substacks about gene hackman’s space heater. This is the sort of good stuff I’m here to offer the world
justinhalpern.substack.com/p/mummified
My mom doesn’t even know how to get to Apple TV+ vince
24.02.2025 22:45 — 👍 16 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0It was between me and 6 other writers but I loved Jesus the most so they gave it to me
24.02.2025 03:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I started a substack for reasons unknown
justinhalpern.substack.com/publish/post...
My mom has never been to South America vince
14.02.2025 04:17 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I haven’t brought anything good to this website. Gonna try and change that right now; I once took a shit next to the guy who played The Mentalist
08.02.2025 05:33 — 👍 24 🔁 2 💬 3 📌 1My mom has never even been to Napa Vince
08.02.2025 05:30 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I believe so but both exist in the Arnold Palmer cinematic universe
05.02.2025 05:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0This will be the first time a doughy white dude with way too much confidence sits courtside at a lakers game and doesn’t work at an agency
02.02.2025 22:24 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Did the mavs know PJ Tucker was available wtf
02.02.2025 06:00 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@vincemancini.bsky.social Vince your mom looks like she’s having a great time on vacay
29.01.2025 02:45 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
