the whole 'this is the way things are' mental rut the entire world's gotten itself into has GOT to stop. you all might be brain dead, but i've still got neurons firing.
03.11.2025 18:04 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@themysterybox.bsky.social
grouchy reader and viewer, once and future writer (like the t. h. white book), full-time dramatic bitch BOS area https://muckrack.com/elias-rains-johnson? https://vimeo.com/eliasthemysterybox
the whole 'this is the way things are' mental rut the entire world's gotten itself into has GOT to stop. you all might be brain dead, but i've still got neurons firing.
03.11.2025 18:04 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0like i wish i could actually wield this power for like, good and also shenanigans AND YET
02.11.2025 04:22 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0well. hate this. fucking hate this. great. loathe this. 2025 just continues to fucking sink into like a new king of hell
02.11.2025 04:18 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0i'm not saying the curse of the bambino descended upon me and any team i willingly root for
BUT MY TRACK RECORD IS PRETTY FUCKING BAD YOU ALL
god the plays by Vladdy are fucking insane. he deserves MVP. PERIODT.
02.11.2025 03:54 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0why are the innings rhyming lol. this is psychotic i hate this BUT ALSO I LOVE BASEBALLLLLL
02.11.2025 03:51 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0why the FUCK did the one outfielder body the other one though? lol
02.11.2025 03:40 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0fucking fuck fuck fuck fuck?!
02.11.2025 03:39 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0BASE. BALL!
02.11.2025 03:33 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0it was funny that ohtani immediately did nothing two seconds later
02.11.2025 03:19 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0oh DEAR FUCKING GOD THIS SERIES
02.11.2025 03:18 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Canada NOT cutting to commercial is sexy AF.
02.11.2025 03:09 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0BENCHES
02.11.2025 02:05 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Bases clearing in the seventh game of a red hot WS was sent as a gift to me, personally.
02.11.2025 02:05 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Arguably Big Papi is the ultimate champion, though!!!
01.11.2025 21:59 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0"Why did you almost start crying at work?"
"Because the 90th Oscars opening montage ended on Humphrey and Claude at the end of Casablanca, and also the moment when the word 'hope' was spoken and little Shirley Temple appeared. MOVIES!"
Just the image of all the Norn Iron actors hanging out at the Beeb to dub over all the IRA guys FOR YEARS is so funny.
Suck it, MAGGIE.
Jonathan Swift giggling and and kicking his heels somewhere in the great beyond at the sheer shenanigans all around lol
"There's never been a mistake in Northern Ireland that the British haven't taken a chance to do."
THIS NEEDS TO WIN AWARDS
30.10.2025 16:21 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0THAT WAS A BANGER FINALE
29.10.2025 01:59 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The Slow Horses finale had a moment that made me shout NO and we're not even to the action-y part yet. What a cracker jack of a show.
29.10.2025 01:34 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0It sucks out there π
25.10.2025 02:55 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I'm going to start brandishing my Epi-Pen in the workplace as a reminder at this point.
22.10.2025 18:24 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Only you can resist fascist liars. Itβs Smokey the Bear.
[Exit pursued by a bear.]
18.10.2025 19:04 β π 1786 π 349 π¬ 5 π 8Keanu Reeves HAS to get pushed for a BSA nod for Good Fortune. Or else.
15.10.2025 01:32 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Oh πππ
13.10.2025 23:33 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0WELL. FUCK.
11.10.2025 19:27 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0...this got taken down (the whole project did) because of bad faith reporting by cis people about 'threats' to trans rights/lives, and there are a lot of increasingly lazy fucking people everywhere (i get it, the world is going to shit, but also... can we not?)
so here's the ACTUAL poem, forever:
I would also say Laura Donnelly's adult Joan had more of an edge in London than the Huntington Joan does -- I don't know if that was also true in the Broadway version, seeing as Donnelly did transfer with the production.
11.10.2025 17:26 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0