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grouchy reader and viewer, once and future writer (like the t. h. white book), full-time dramatic bitch BOS area https://muckrack.com/elias-rains-johnson? https://vimeo.com/eliasthemysterybox

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the whole 'this is the way things are' mental rut the entire world's gotten itself into has GOT to stop. you all might be brain dead, but i've still got neurons firing.

03.11.2025 18:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

like i wish i could actually wield this power for like, good and also shenanigans AND YET

02.11.2025 04:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

well. hate this. fucking hate this. great. loathe this. 2025 just continues to fucking sink into like a new king of hell

02.11.2025 04:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i'm not saying the curse of the bambino descended upon me and any team i willingly root for

BUT MY TRACK RECORD IS PRETTY FUCKING BAD YOU ALL

02.11.2025 04:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

god the plays by Vladdy are fucking insane. he deserves MVP. PERIODT.

02.11.2025 03:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

why are the innings rhyming lol. this is psychotic i hate this BUT ALSO I LOVE BASEBALLLLLL

02.11.2025 03:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

why the FUCK did the one outfielder body the other one though? lol

02.11.2025 03:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

fucking fuck fuck fuck fuck?!

02.11.2025 03:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

BASE. BALL!

02.11.2025 03:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

it was funny that ohtani immediately did nothing two seconds later

02.11.2025 03:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

oh DEAR FUCKING GOD THIS SERIES

02.11.2025 03:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Canada NOT cutting to commercial is sexy AF.

02.11.2025 03:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

BENCHES

02.11.2025 02:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bases clearing in the seventh game of a red hot WS was sent as a gift to me, personally.

02.11.2025 02:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Arguably Big Papi is the ultimate champion, though!!!

01.11.2025 21:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"Why did you almost start crying at work?"
"Because the 90th Oscars opening montage ended on Humphrey and Claude at the end of Casablanca, and also the moment when the word 'hope' was spoken and little Shirley Temple appeared. MOVIES!"

30.10.2025 16:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just the image of all the Norn Iron actors hanging out at the Beeb to dub over all the IRA guys FOR YEARS is so funny.

Suck it, MAGGIE.

30.10.2025 16:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Jonathan Swift giggling and and kicking his heels somewhere in the great beyond at the sheer shenanigans all around lol

"There's never been a mistake in Northern Ireland that the British haven't taken a chance to do."

30.10.2025 16:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
When a Crackdown Involving the I.R.A. Backfired, Comically | β€œThe Ban” | The New Yorker Documentary
YouTube video by The New Yorker When a Crackdown Involving the I.R.A. Backfired, Comically | β€œThe Ban” | The New Yorker Documentary

THIS NEEDS TO WIN AWARDS

30.10.2025 16:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

THAT WAS A BANGER FINALE

29.10.2025 01:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Slow Horses finale had a moment that made me shout NO and we're not even to the action-y part yet. What a cracker jack of a show.

29.10.2025 01:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It sucks out there πŸ˜”

25.10.2025 02:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm going to start brandishing my Epi-Pen in the workplace as a reminder at this point.

22.10.2025 18:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Only you can resist fascist liars. It’s Smokey the Bear.

Only you can resist fascist liars. It’s Smokey the Bear.

[Exit pursued by a bear.]

18.10.2025 19:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1786    πŸ” 349    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 8
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Trump commutes former Rep. George Santos' prison sentence The former New York congressman had been sentenced to seven years in prison. In a social media post, Trump said his commutation would release Santos from prison "immediately."

THE DUMBEST TIMELINE.

17.10.2025 23:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Keanu Reeves HAS to get pushed for a BSA nod for Good Fortune. Or else.

15.10.2025 01:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh πŸ’šπŸ’šπŸ’š

13.10.2025 23:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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WELL. FUCK.

11.10.2025 19:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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...this got taken down (the whole project did) because of bad faith reporting by cis people about 'threats' to trans rights/lives, and there are a lot of increasingly lazy fucking people everywhere (i get it, the world is going to shit, but also... can we not?)

so here's the ACTUAL poem, forever:

11.10.2025 18:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I would also say Laura Donnelly's adult Joan had more of an edge in London than the Huntington Joan does -- I don't know if that was also true in the Broadway version, seeing as Donnelly did transfer with the production.

11.10.2025 17:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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