Labubu The Fool

I’m sitting here watching CB4 and thinking about wanting a 1993 Allen Payne looking man to have his way with me in a seedy motel.

The girls were right. Opi Cajun Shrimp is not red anymore, it’s so pink!

It’s weird being on this GLP1 how I have to eat because I have to and not because I want to.

It’s Thursday which means I finally have some of my appetite back. The GLP1 really does its job well.

So a streamer named Cuffem that mocked George Floyd death for likes and money fell off a high platform at a Playboi Carti concert head first and is said to be in a vegetative state. Welp…

Somebody pointed out studs that can sing sound in pain like Amanda Perez and if that’s not an accurate description 😂. I had no business crying to the song Angel at 13 😭😭😭😭😭😭

My algorithm on TikTok is funeral stud and it takes me down every time.

Of course Clay “Failed to pay child support for years” Higgins was the only No vote for releasing the Epstein files.

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I made a lighthearted comment about the twitter folks and now it’s turned into political arguments about LonLon Musky and Zionist. Oh my…

The irony of the website Downdetector being down and not able to confirm that is in fact down is comical to me.

Milagro is getting all she deserves because I definitely remember she would go live 2+ hours on YouTube every day and the main topic would be how she hates Meg. She definitely took that money from Tory Lanez to spread lies about the trial.

Louisiana is known for Gumbo and it’s the best south of Opelousas. If you go up north it won’t be the same.

Bubba, whether it was Clinton or a horse, definitely got their dick sucked by DJT.

Mariah the Scientist was a fierce Tory Lanez supporter and now look at her, getting embarrassed by Young Thug on weekly basis. Karma…

I still haven’t found the gray market Mac makeup at CVS but so many stores have that Pat McGrath palette.

Every cycle I believe “oh it’s going to be a light one” and only wear a panty liner then get met with the bloodiest, goriest clot filled leak out known to man. It’s my fault for doubting the power of my uterus.

Don Tolliver been real quiet since Leon Thomas dropped.

So Twitter is down and all the “forgot I had an account on here” people are coming.

If you stay on TikTok long enough they will diagnose you with some type of mental illness or autism.

I can’t wait to celebrate the annoying orange man’s inevitable demise. I hope we get to witness it on a holiday or weekend.

Did y’all celebrate Dick Cheney death over here too? If not y’all really missed out.

Seasonal depression is so draining to me. I’d rather have regular depression over seasonal depression.

Hey @jerseyshorefans.bsky.social I am locked out of the discord for age restrictions. Do you know how I can fix it? I tried messaging Discord with no answers.

Recession indicator like a mf

Lil Jon in this new Hyundai commercial with them big veneers is always a jump scare to me.

TikTok reminded me of The Real World tv show and I need to start binge watching it again.

Louisiana State Police botched the investigation on Kyren Lacey that’s why they released that video. They coached the witnesses to write statements against them.

I decided for my mental health and to avoid being triggered I will not watch The Perfect Neighbor on Netflix. I can’t stand to see black trauma anymore.

I don’t understand why people thought Big Meech was going to come out of a twenty year prison sentence and be normal.