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Jackalope Rider

@jackaloperider.bsky.social

Space Frontiersman, Outdonesian, Esoteric Redacted, and former Guiness World Record's world's youngest person.

45 Followers  |  27 Following  |  244 Posts  |  Joined: 07.07.2023  |  1.6123

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Taylor Swift's concert tour.

22.11.2024 21:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

At the Eras Tour, AMA.

21.11.2024 22:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Years in the making.

06.11.2024 14:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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We give out full sized here.

31.10.2024 22:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Pragmatism is when you want to abolish the same things I do, but nothing more.

10.10.2024 02:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just saw Joker 2. I think I get what Phillips was going for. Actually kinda liked it.

05.10.2024 22:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I'm cooking baby

22.08.2024 02:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Cooking something. Further along than this.

12.08.2024 16:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hearing @sdayocontent.bsky.social and @pacingjouska.bsky.social reach their limits with the brainrot language of Zoomers and Gen Alpha is peak podcasting.

Also, imagine Trump explaining what "brat" and "rizz" mean?

09.08.2024 15:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Just found a symbol like this spray painted on the side of my house. Does anyone know what it means? I was gonna power wash it, but I kinda like it. Can't quite explain why, though.

21.07.2024 21:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wonder what objectivist Santa Claus would be like?

11.07.2024 20:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Explaining to an objectivist that I'm not an objectivist because I rationally hate objectivism.

02.07.2024 14:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My cat: "meow"
Me: *Don Corleone voice* "You come to me during my little treat time and you ask me to feed you before your dinner time."

27.05.2024 19:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I get the sense that they made this a part of their identity, and they cling to it to avoid resolving an existential problem they're having.

Big "here's how Bernie can still win the nomination" type cope.

21.05.2024 18:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It should be noted that I tweeted this before I got to the part of @tetc.show where @sdayocontent.bsky.social said it was QAnon lmao.

21.05.2024 17:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hearing @sdayocontent.bsky.social talk about the gaylors was like learning about QAnon for the first time.

21.05.2024 13:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Photo Friday.

I took this at a photography workshop a few weeks ago. The focus was on using coloured light.

17.05.2024 16:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Finished the 3 Body Problem Netflix series. Excellent so far. Fairly faithful to the books.

02.05.2024 00:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The oner shootout is a cinematic achievement.

19.04.2024 00:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Next ttrpg I play I'm playing a murder himbo.

18.04.2024 19:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Broke: Murder Hobo
Bespoke: Murder Himbos

18.04.2024 18:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We need to bring back capes.

16.04.2024 04:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

RIP Gilgamesh, you would have loved Skibidi Toilet.

05.04.2024 07:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yes but you have to understand that we had to do it to punish evil people like unit 731, who we protected from war crimes tribunals and gave jobs to.

02.04.2024 19:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Unironically held 2 phones together like this today to get 2 people to talk to eachother. Except 1 was a headset.

02.04.2024 19:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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When the customer breaks the thing you just fixed for them.

02.04.2024 13:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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His best.

18.03.2024 14:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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"Hey kid, you wanna buy some flakes? They're great!"

18.03.2024 14:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Happy fuck snakes day to all who celebrate.

17.03.2024 18:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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