Tom Crosbie - Performing Nerd

A split photo of Ralph Ineson as Galactus in The Fantastic Four: First Steps and as Amycus Carrow in Harry Potter & The Deathly Hallows #translivesmatter

Fun Fact:
Ralph Ineson just became the first actor to appear on screen as a named character in both the Marvel Cinematic Universe (37 films) AND the Harry Potter series (8 films)

Galactus (The Fantastic Four: First Steps) and Amycus Carrow (Harry Potter & The Deathly Hallows)

Happy Constitution Day to all my Norwegian friends.

And to celebrate, here is a biblically accurate NORwegian flag:

Haha! My currently cruise line is trying to discourage that. They want to get away from that sort of thing being associated with their brand… I’ll let you know! 😂

I live on cruise ships; It’s going to happen again.

I will never know how to react when a man starts dancing to S-Club 7 in front of me in line for a sandwich…

But surely :O is Kirby in suck mode, just lying down?

Also: your mum’s in sucky mode…

Why do we keep using :O to represent shock 😮 when we have a perfectly valid ö right there?!

I don’t trust people who make an effort to look good when travelling.

Just accept it, and look like crap like the rest of us!

I’m going to start bulk buying and carrying round cheap earphones.
So I can give them to the poor, underprivileged people who are forced to make phone calls and watch videos at full volume in public.

Unrelated, anyone know where I can get custom printed earphones that say “DON’T BE A DICK!”

There is also a special place in hell for people that have loud phone calls on speaker SAT NEXT TO ME ON THE PLANE!

[we haven’t taken off yet but still…]

Could Thor put his hammer down on a boat?
Urgent.

YouTube video by Tom Crosbie Tom Crosbie: PENN & TELLER FOOLED by White Rubik’s Cube & Pure Skill! (Full FOOL US Performance)

I did a thing.

Hey friends! 🇺🇸

Tonight is my US TV debut! 😬
Friends in America - keep an eye out on The CW for tonight’s episode of Penn & Teller: Fool Us!

We filmed this back in July, and I’ve been SO excited about it since!!

(UK & “other” friends: it’ll be on YouTube by the time you wake up 😅)

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What do you mean “save your address”? Doesn’t everyone just message you to ask for your address every time I visit?

“The fourth pig’s house was built from wolf skulls. It wasn’t as sturdy, but it sent a message.”

There is a special place in hell for people that say “7am in the morning” or “9pm in the evening”.

I couldn’t tell, and after 20 minutes it was too late to ask…

My Uber driver was listening to an audiobook for the 40 minute trip this morning.

That’s weird and I can’t work out why… answers on a postcard please.

Yoda. It makes sense. Green pig-like abomination. Clearly some genetic defects due to inter-species breeding. And voiced by Frank Oz 🤷🏻‍♂️

Fun Christmas Fact:
Did you know people that go around saying “Die Hard is a Christmas movie” are very lonely and often have no personality

Merry Christmas all.

Spending Friday the 13th in the Bermuda Triangle with a storm brewing… wish me luck! 😬

Has there ever been a movie remake better than the original? Genuine question.

A graph showing how many times a day the creator has sneezed. Tracked from the 18th of October to the 26th of November (day of posting). It has an average of 4.675 sneezes per day, with a high of 31, when Tom had a cold.

Am I using this app right?

Anyone good with anagrams?

I’m in desperate need of an anagram for the words “SAY DIANE”

Any ideas?

Please don’t forget that tonight, the clocks go forwards.

If your clock is going backwards, please consider getting a new clock.