lalo

the most comical shit however was that as i waited for the fucking cloudflare verification screen to stop loading, i went back to my profile and saw this. i was SAYING the truth DON'T CENSOR IT

i was on twitter about to post a joke about how the fairy type in pokemon wasn't introduced for balancing but rather everyone in the entire kalos reigon was gay so they had to make the mons match and as i hit send, the site refreshed so for a moment i thought i got logged out for speaking the truth

i've been getting this fucker in my recommended for a while and idk why

for some reason i am in the middle of umineko when they cry or seagulls naku na koro ni however u spell it all because i wanted more mystery VNs after ace attorney

but who knows! maybe this is already in Z-A and it was never documented in any leaks. perhaps they can finally let me make love to whoever in kalos would be funny to mention

you talk to your professor. you get your first pokemon. and now you are free to steal cars, kill people, have sex with people in a minigame buried in the code that when reactivated incites the funniest controversy of all time, commit crimes, and catch pokemon

if legends arceus lets you do free catches and dodgerolling and shit and legends Z-A lets you do stealth and real-time battling and the entire reigon of kalos is a PVP zone now, the logical conclusion to the growing immersiveness of the legends games is for the next legends game to be GTA

capcom won't post a thing about it so happy 20th birthday [in japan] rise from the ashes

bonus

pokemon human beings

professor layton is a good game

the most funniest shit to me about the great ace attorney cover artwork is that stronghart is facing the viewer the first game and the second game's artworks but in chronicles they just fucking turned him 180 degrees like dw you ain't have to see his face anymore

i am patiently waiting for that new season of panty and stocking and the 20th anniversary of the DS port of ace attorney so i too can dine

i finished ghost trick within a day. that shit was awesome i recommend but also it is inherently hilarious how all of it happend within a night

handpicked out of several canidates to make a diverse selection and because this site has a four-picture limit, which of these ace attorney characters do you think is getting the best head

second happiest man to be a cop

sidenote to all this: i think this is the first series i did this dumb tierlist idea with where you can basically see every type i ever had in the smash tier. like that's a new one

with me finally finishing the whole of ace attorney, i proudly present the final form of the smash or pass tierlist i've been updating with each game. enjoy.

i finished both of the great ace attorney games and therefore, ace attorney as a whole. it's been a hour or a few but i need a whole weekend of recovery from this. holy fucking shit that final case. i'm suing for emotional damages for that reveal. why would you do this to me. i'm exhausted

the most amusing ace attorney-related thing i saw was when i was perusing ebay to see what kinda shit was being sold about the series and i found this listing where someone was selling off their entire collection of kristoph gavin. there's a story being told here

i did the whole of ace attorney: dual destinies and while the rest of the game was...7/10, turnabout for tomorrow literally had me fucking clamoring and in sheer denial at the reveal never has my heartrate spiked because of the third bad bitch i didn't want to be a culprit. i was doing this

i'm gonna get you out of there Shiny Variant Damon Gant...i'mma get you out of your gambling machine prison...

one of the things i wanna do is buy a pachinko machine and try and rip the video files out of it. the only pachis i wanna do this to though is the FotNS stuff and the one ace attorney pachi with the only semblance of a animated adaption of rise from the ashes in it

a question for all ace attorney fans: how do you think gant's cross tie works? i personally think it's a long tie that has to be made into a bow halfway through on the emblem and then the actual tie part passes through. like this [excuse the messy sketch]

me finishing the investigations games that means updating The Tierlist. i will continue updating this with every game i play in this series

i finished both ace attorney: investigations games. AAI1 was fun, crazy as fuck how i clocked who the culprit was in the final case literally from the beginning of it, but AAI2 beats the shit out of AAI1 and steals it's lunch money

and far prior to this i was dreaming of hiking to silent hill only to meet james on the way and we just had a friendly convo and it was so real and lucid i might as well have actually met him

stop giving me the most in-depth dreams i swear to god. yesterday i dreamt of being in a hotel variant of the velvet room from persona and then i realized that i've been here before and that this is a continuation of a dream i had months to a year ago. what did i do to be here bro

TGA in 2031
-shadow labyrinth 2
-elden ring DLC DLC
-mega man gacha game
-tekken 8 DLC [kaneshiro harada himself]
-TLOU part II remastered remastered
-ace attorney 7 with sex scenes including rerelease of the OG trilogy also with sex scenes
-SF6 season pass where everyone is from MK