Brick

Two identities.
I've always been of two minds.
Ian or Austen?
#zen #buddhist #haiku #brickismynickname

My sunglasses are
Prescription, I'm not hiding
My soul from the world.
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The beard is magnificent!!

I can lie and steal,
And still be in your graces.
How dare I be gay.
#zen #buddhist #haiku

You said you'd love me.
I didn't know that there were
Terms and Conditions.
#zen #buddhist #haiku

I'd love to know what else is thick 😉

Flexibility at its finest 😋

So versatile 😜😁😉

Room 239

You are totally worthy of respect through your hard work, strength, and downright sexiness. You got this, handsome!

Would love to see a full reveal 😜

Nice, plump, and juicy 😋

Thirteen years apart.
Oh, how we've become strangers.
These ties didn't bind.
#zen #buddhist #haiku

They say, "know thyself."
How, when I can't be alone
With my thoughts, pray tell?
#zen #buddhist #haiku

Windows 11,
Why do you suck so badly?
Recall it or burn.
#techsupport #haiku

Mom, did you call me?
Sorry, my Ouija board broke.
Leave me a voicemail.
#zen #buddhist #haiku

Radio static.
Her name rides a broken note.
No station claims it.
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Phone buzzes at night.
My gut still says it was her.
Ghosts have no ringtone.
#zen #buddhist #haiku

A slab of prime beef 😉😈

Meditating now.
Slack notification pings.
I am become rage.
#zenbuddhist #haiku

If no one’s around,
And you say a dumb comment—
Is it still cringe? Yes.
#zenbuddhist #haiku #funny

Oh great emptiness—
Wait, did I leave the stove on?
Mind, please come back here.
#zenbuddhist #haiku #funny

What is their budget on a Ouija Board?

Grunts, moans, and woofs a plenty!! 😜

Hell yeah, hop on in bro 😜😁