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YouTube video by TheLoserOf08 Forseti - Sturmgeweiht (ft. Katy Perry)

In almost forever, I've uploaded a new mashup.

What does cult favorite German neofolk artist Forseti and once-beloved-now-chopped-to-bits pop star Katy Perry have in common?

This track:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=GF2q...

Long are the days of young furries gleefully shopping for foam, the enlightened atheists wearing fedoras, the high school anime club practicing the Haruhi dance. Now we get Kevin hosting a Star Wars podcast that's also funded by Disney.

People like to bring up stuff like the MCU and the Big Bang Theory as reasons for the death of proper nerd culture, which makes sense, but you can make a strong case that the late 2000s/early 2010s prevalence to make fun of anything 'cringe' was also a key contributor

Slurries

BANDCAMP FRIDAY FUNDRAISER

Today all of Realm and Ritual's physical and digital sales will be donated the the National Immigration Law Center, an organization dedicated to advancing and defending the rights and opportunities of low-income immigrants.

realmandritual.bandcamp.com

You can also support my other projects as well of sad folk tunes for the darkened queer heart.

bloodhunters.bandcamp.com/album/death-...

wounddresser.bandcamp.com/album/wails-...

Hails, friends

It is bandcamp Friday. Any support in this case would help tremendously as I face the idiotic, looming hospital bills from my recent bout with appendicitis.

You can support my projects here.

And of course, Hail Vael.

vaelastrasz.bandcamp.com

It did its purpose (absolutely nothing)

Took out my appendix now my ass in baltimore to play dark ambient musick so you fuckers better come out or else I'll rupture your ass

per me and my big wife, if you do not come out to Baltimore this Saturday, 9/27, at Wax Atlas, to see us play with some sick fucking bands, we have the right to fight you

Hails.

Here are some upcoming Vael gigs.

9/27 - Wax Atlas - Baltimore

Last local-ish gig for awhile, playing in support for ameokama.

Album of the year for me, such a great job on completing Tim's vision

Oh god, Starcrawler? With the singer who looks like mid-2000s Kaitlin Olson?

They opened for Boris on their recent tour with Boris doing all of Amplifier Worship. That was the wrong audience for their garage-glam LA rock.

The other night I was arguing with someone at the gay club in chinatown because they told me season 2 of Arcane was better than season 1; the argument was taken place right next to a big vagina-shaped bed

Don't let Charlie Kirk's death distract you from one of the coolest albums of this year

"if you're looking for a safe dungeon synth act you should check out vaela-" hold that thought brother I am eating ass with lao gan ma crisps tonight

For every time my name gets dropped in a "queer/poc artists recommendation" thread i get a little bit more gayer and a little bit more asian

thanks bb ;)

what do we think gang no glasses or glasses

I have a similar one! Those JVC tape decks are so great; sturdy ol' machines

I got the gay esoteric industrial musick butthole on my chest now

What if the teleporter is another person's asshole Rozzy

I don't think the national guard is ready for the combined strength of a 22 year old tiktok pop girly and a 29 year old who used to go on /mu/ in the early 2010s

DC cops are going to have a handful tonight (Swans and Ethel Cain are both playing tonight)

2/14 to 2/15 - New Cross Inn - London

First international appearance! Really excited to go to London for the first time.

11/22 - Athens, Georgia

Playing support for Hole Dweller's first gig. Will be in Georgia for the first time since 2019.

Hails.

Here are some upcoming Vael gigs.

9/27 - Wax Atlas - Baltimore

Last local-ish gig for awhile, playing in support for ameokama.

🖤🖤🖤

Elyvilon is an honorary t-boy when he hangs with the girlies (the t stands for Tristan)

If I had a nickel for every animated movie about pop idols that had a character named Rumi in it, I'd have two nickels.