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@chrisjballard.bsky.social

Wannabe Concert Punnist

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Latest posts by chrisjballard.bsky.social on Bluesky

Incredible how much Fifa has fucked up the global game. Nothing but venal greed

13.11.2025 02:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Surely all set in Chicago.

4. My Best Friends Wedding
3. Ferris Bueller's Day Off
2. Adventures in Babysitting
1. Blues Brothers

(He also occasionally looks at cardinals and asks "Orange whip? Orange whip?" before saying "Three Orange Whips" to his camerlengo)

12.11.2025 00:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I used to *love* this game.

Haven't played in about 5 months now

12.11.2025 00:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

As a follically challenged gentleman myself, I implore you; please don't group me with that bloviating polyp on the anus of government.

#NotAllBaldCunts

11.11.2025 02:27 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Here's an idea; no workplace-based health insurance. Instead companies give you their "share" of premiums as salary and then, I dunno, maybe somebody (government?) can take that and use it to negotiate on your behalf, directly with healthcare providers.

11.11.2025 02:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It's mad. I hate dealing with car insurance and that's relatively easy. Not as if I can get into an out of network car accident.

11.11.2025 02:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I can't tell if he's evil or just a fucking idiot (could be both).

Being "able to go out & negotiate their own insurance" is no help when your have a weak negotiating position such as a life threatening illness or pre-existing condition.

11.11.2025 02:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Could just have been a Thursday

11.11.2025 01:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Emailed both my senators asking them to take steps to replace Schumer as Minority Leader.

Feels like yelling into a chasm, a bit, but who knows. Maybe it'll help

11.11.2025 00:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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10.11.2025 16:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1899    πŸ” 630    πŸ’¬ 66    πŸ“Œ 87

I kept hearing that AOC is considering a run, and I'd be here for it.

Honestly, though, I feel like anybody would be an improvement.

(Wait, no; not Cuomo. Lol)

10.11.2025 21:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

C'mon man. What are you even for?

"I will not support [the thing that got enough Dem votes to pass even though Im supposed to be in charge of them]"

I really hope that plausible deniability does not prevent a primary challenge.

10.11.2025 21:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I dunno, it feels like Dem leadership totally wanted to cave and just found the 8 least-exposed senators to do it.

Cowards

10.11.2025 17:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's incredible that the Democrats at the national level are so bad at doing the thing that is the whole point of their existence. Such a craven, cowardly bunch

10.11.2025 16:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Honestly I don't mind getting rejected for a job (ok, I mind *a bit*, but it's busy and I get it) but not hearing anything is downright rude.

It's not even as if you can drive to offices and ask to speak to people any more, although don't think for one minute that I haven't considered it

10.11.2025 14:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If anybody is unsure as to what the current job market looks like, let me tell you;

370 applications.
About 100 rejection emails
3 interviews
The rest - nothing.

10.11.2025 14:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"fan mail"

Or "man fail"?

09.11.2025 20:06 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ah but it's not a "bribe", it's a "business expense"

08.11.2025 02:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, so he was full of shit?

Shocker

08.11.2025 02:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

She could have easily said "The Democratic Party is a big tent party with room for anybody looking of reduce the burden on working families, improve the economy and help the marginalized" but instead...

05.11.2025 19:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wishing a great day for NY area moving companies now that all those wealthy people will 100%, for sure, no take backsies move out like they said they would if Mamdani won

05.11.2025 12:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Surely illegal.
Das Kapital offense

01.11.2025 01:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There's a guy who plays pickup with us who is a former Olympian (track). Great guy but it's incredibly unfair that I, a 46 year old out of shape man who was never athletic to begin with, has to try to keep up with him.

The only way I could match his speed is if you pushed off a cliff.

30.10.2025 14:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

First time I've look at bluesky in, I dunno, 6 weeks, maybe 2 months, and this is what you hit me with?

Not Cool

28.10.2025 01:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ah, I've just seen. Some sort of baseballist apparently

13.09.2025 18:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Unless this is about a muppet or a Stockard Channing role, I am lost

13.09.2025 18:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
13.09.2025 01:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1127    πŸ” 331    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 4

I believe a message to Hirohito was written on the outside of the nuke that was used to bomb Nagasaki in 1945.

Not technically a bullet, of course.

12.09.2025 18:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

There should be consequences for outlets and people who say this shit. As soon as it's out there, a subset of people will believe it and steadfastly refuse to listen to updates, and it's dangerous

12.09.2025 12:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

dan bongino and kash patel lying unconscious on the ground after bonking their heads together as they both bent down to examine what is later determined to be their own footprints

11.09.2025 23:00 β€” πŸ‘ 8399    πŸ” 1372    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 51

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