Lauren Jordan

General Strike tomorrow. Don't do NOTHIN'. 🖕🧊🔥

Sign the Petition Demand the Release of Rodney Taylor from ICE Detention

ICE has been holding a disabled Black man for a year!

Rodney Taylor is a double amputee who was days away from receiving new prosthetic legs when ICE took him.

He’s been denied his prosthetics & placed in solitary.

His health is declining.

Public outrage might save his life.

Say his name:

(I was a passenger in the car even)

One of the most terrifying experiences of my entire life was driving up to a kids birthday party in an F150 and the truck being swarmed with toddlers and the parents did literally nothing and laughed.

If conservatives cared about children they’d stop buying SUVs and F150s.

the actual solution to the trolley problem is that a workers party has risen to power that will charge ceos with manslaughter if their employees die from unsafe conditions and then no one is working on an actively used trolley track

If you are an adult that “still feels like a kid,” may I recommend spending more time around actual children. Like just go to the library or park and spend time with the children in your life. Exist in public spaces with children. Nothing will remind you of your adulthood like actual children.

As I get older the more I realize I really do need a different notebook for every topic/project. One size fits all does not work for me actually.

I didn’t cook a lot for fun in 2025 until the past two weeks during which I have made like 5 soups. Soup is healing.

If you want a good non-Christmas show to throw on with your older parents, Derry Girls has been very successful with mine!!

Sara I think of you every time I eat a Christmas cookie!!!

“Relationships take hard work” is commonly misunderstood I think as being about the external work, putting up with or compromising, “settling,” which sure, it is sometimes… but it’s definitely more about the internal work of being worthy of space near folks with who you find an effortless existence.

I think about her all the time.

I didn’t get it 100% right but “snow” was my second guess so I give myself half credit!!!!

Ooops started drawing comics again in my free time :)

Is tiramisu a salad or a sandwich?

STILL MISSING!!
The first grader has been separated from his dad for almost a week, following ICE abducting them for the third time this year! ICE refuses to disclose the 6 yr old’s location.
WHERE IS YUANXIN?

Call your Reps & ask them to pressure ICE/DHS to reunite Fei & Yuanxin & release them!

Y2K robo dog toy

Pixar Walle and his trash cubes

Pond scum

2026 vibes

Currently fantasizing about starting a county recycling system, becoming the most boring person on earth, but also it’s mech doggy themed (because white people with money love dogs, and we all love mechs)

Jesus to his disciples:

Yeah!! a lot of times I feel artist/illustrators/photographers are ahead of the curve on trends simply because they like a thing and make the art the commercial artists then look at and turn into the trends. I feel obvious typing this out now because it’s obviously devil wears Prada but yeah

I was like “this post is for like three people”

Maybe they’ll do another duo and pair with icy blue like snow or pool tile or oyster shell! Bring in the fish trend a bit more. Throw in a purple-red wood and you’re set for holiday 2026.

Been saying the last few years of COTY were obviously tempered by sustainability-focused legislation (minus the meta magenta or whatever it was) and I think they’ll continue that trend. Also we all want something earthy, they just did brown and a peach.

Oh if you were wondering my Pantone color of the year guess, it’s a black-green and it’ll be black algae theme, or a dark aquatic/plankton type deal. Deeeeeep deep green.

Quiche is one of my best dishes. I make a bunch of versions and different crusts. Pre-baked sliced potato crust is underrated.

I went to Portland for a week and came back to 44 eggs on our counter and another dozen in the fridge. So I’m making quiches and frozen egg bites. Deviled eggs in a few weeks…

Oh my god I also hate them and my partner hates pickles lol. I think too many girls wore too much “cucumber melon” scents in middle school for me and I’m out on both.

"touch grass" is bad advice. i am allergic to grass and it's a huge waste of water. we should instead be touching desert-friendly xeriscaping

Millenialism is proximity to vine.