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@cryptidlesbian.bsky.social

Cryptid. Courier. Someone's weird gay English teacher.

19 Followers  |  20 Following  |  204 Posts  |  Joined: 25.07.2023  |  1.765

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Been playing too much Mass Effect lately.
#PixelArt #pixelorama #masseffect

08.08.2025 12:42 β€” πŸ‘ 371    πŸ” 196    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 2

Yes, exactly!! Kids need to be exposed to books and stories, and I don't know if there is a modern equivalent to Reading Rainbow, but we definitely need one

19.09.2025 22:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm so grateful that both my parents took the time to read to us. My Mom would borrow books I finished to read and discuss them with me. I was a student who struggled to learn how to read, who has a learning disability, and my parents helped me become a lifelong reader more than any one teacher did.

19.09.2025 18:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

every day I am asked questions about grade-level vocabulary words that students have never been exposed to before, students are struggling with literacy more than ever and it is so so so depressing. Teachers can only do so much!

19.09.2025 18:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm not a parent, but as someone who is teaching kids who were born in the 2010s I've got to say please please please read to your kids, encourage your kids to read for fun, take them to the library and let them read anything that catches their eye, read the same book and talk about it together!

19.09.2025 18:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m so glad I’m a gay stoner and not a brainwashed fascist

19.09.2025 02:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Q: During the summer, Ms. L will...
A: "Reading or being with her wife" / "maybe in Kentucky" / "nerds gummy clusters" / "Hang out with Mx. L" / "hang out with Ms A. or get a new cat or dye her hair"

28.05.2025 20:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Q: Something I can warn future students about Ms. Lundberg is...
A: "She talks British: / "packets" / "She's a millennial" / "She sings everything she says" / "She won't grade your work for two weeks"

28.05.2025 20:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Q: One thing Ms. L always says is...
A: 'Hello, my darlings" / "hey, y'all" / "awwwh" / "oh" / "The humanity in me..."

28.05.2025 20:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I did an activity with my students where I had them test how well they got to know me at the end of the year and their answers are incredibly sweet but also hilarious and accurate

28.05.2025 20:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm incredibly emotional today about our country's descent into fascism!!! Everything seems horrible and I am not doing enough to stop it!!

23.05.2025 15:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
The Night Post

THE NIGHT POST is a queer, Southern Gothic mystery following the conscripted couriers of a city haunted by its past.

Three 15-episode seasons are complete, with a fourth and final season in production.

Find us anywhere you listen to podcasts, and on our website:
Nightpostpod.com

15.11.2024 00:34 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 3

I'm so grateful I had 7.5 sick hours to use yesterday but I am still feeling so gross 😷

20.05.2025 17:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

at the very end of the school year my body has decided to fall victim to the commonest of colds

20.05.2025 17:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Deep inside a forest, a female knight in silver armour perches on the edge of a rocky ourcrop. At her feet, a golden mermaid raises up from a stream, placing her hand on the knight's and staring adoringly up at her.

Deep inside a forest, a female knight in silver armour perches on the edge of a rocky ourcrop. At her feet, a golden mermaid raises up from a stream, placing her hand on the knight's and staring adoringly up at her.

Brief respite ✨️

19.05.2025 18:23 β€” πŸ‘ 17550    πŸ” 3208    πŸ’¬ 152    πŸ“Œ 41
Mermaids kissing!

Mermaids kissing!

It's mermaid time πŸ™Œ

20.05.2025 16:07 β€” πŸ‘ 988    πŸ” 254    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 2
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15.05.2025 16:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

this is the devil speaking to you!! 😈

14.05.2025 19:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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TikTok prank 'Chromebook Challenge' prompts warnings from schools after laptops are intentionally set on fire Prince George’s County Public SchoolsΒ in Maryland said they have had up to 10 reported incidents.

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They are insane with this one! Our admin team just sent out a whole ass Slack message about this 😭

12.05.2025 18:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

this week I would like to appreciate my students for not yet hopping on the Tik/Tok trend of setting their chromebooks on fire in the classroom πŸ™

09.05.2025 21:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

me 🀝 getting my feelings hurt

08.05.2025 20:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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laundry day🧦

01.05.2025 13:31 β€” πŸ‘ 3961    πŸ” 1069    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 1

It is the first day of Teacher Appreciation Week! Don't forget to pamper and spoil the teachers in your life with food, caffeine, long naps, one million dollars, all expenses paid vacations, caffeine, $15 bottles of wine, strong unions, better pay, and handwritten cards.

05.05.2025 16:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

2025 has done enough!! Even if nothing happened for the rest of the year, it would still have been too much.

02.05.2025 18:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a portrait one of my students drew for me, am I serving or nah?

12.04.2025 04:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

my principal admitted to using ChatGPT for *some of our professional development materials πŸ‘€ like y'all want me to listen to you and follow your examples, but you aren't going to do the work of preparing materials without relying on generative AI bullshit hmmmm

03.04.2025 23:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I'll buy the Switch 2 when they announce the next Animal Crossing!! Come on, Nintendo my life is a disaster and I need this!!

02.04.2025 20:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Books + trinkets + friends = the perfect cozy day πŸ“šπŸ’« available on my patreon!

27.03.2025 12:15 β€” πŸ‘ 223    πŸ” 69    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Happy birthday, Junie!! 🍰🐾

26.03.2025 15:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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