sarah

Would this be a serve (I miss polyvore)

Drunk baseball fans on the train are trying to get a sea shanty going

Will never understand people who stop dating their spouses or stop putting in effort for them. My wife and I are going to the zoo today and I spent 3.5 hours getting ready

it is because they want to impoverish the country! they don’t want high end manufacturing. they want americans working subsistence wages making t shirts and clothes hangers

there's NO excuse to still be driving a tesla. NONE

"but I'm underwater and owe more than it's worth!!"

don't care. grow up and commit insurance fraud

It’s payday baby. Spiked Baja blasts at the Taco Bell cantina are on ME

absolutely no point complaining about the switch 2's price. nintendo can charge whatever they want. where else are you guys gonna get your little zeldas and mario partys? nowhere. they've got you by the balls and you know it

three posts in my feed. two back to back identical posts that say “HE DID IT” and then the third one says “what if corn dog but it's a taquito inside”

She’s getting her April fools in early

damn those mid century Danes knew their way around a couch I tell you what!!

LIKE GIRL DID YOU DIG HER UP AND TAKE THEM OFF HER?

And it didn’t even have to be said!! Just knowing that we were poor & had limited resources made me want to be as small and needless as possible. 32 years old & solidly middle class now and I still can’t shake the feeling that anything I get is at someone else’s expense

Like HELLO!!!

Ran across an influencer who looks STARTLINGLY like a young version of my mom and idk what to do with this

Idk who needs this but this combo is inexpensive, available at every drugstore, completely cleared up the keratosis pilaris I’ve had my whole life, and has given me the smoothest, soften skin I’ve literally ever had

EVERYONE TELL HER HAPPY BIRTHDAY OR ELSE 🔫

Moving up in the world (strongly considering buying our first Grown Up couch to replace our 8-year-old ikea couch that keeps breaking)

Taking my daily mental health outdoor time and god do I feel alive

We got ADHD meds, multivitamin, fish oil, magnesium, and I’m adding a hair growth vitamin to the mix. I have Too Many Bottles and it makes me feel crazy

Bought a pill organizer and having some Feelings about it. But also Jesus Christ it’s annoying having a million different vitamin bottles out on the counter

How can I be expected to focus on work when these exist and I can imagine sending them to my sisters with a little ultrasound photo with the baby’s name and due date written on it. How can I function under these conditions (extreme baby fever)

This picture was taken just moments after she scarfed down an entire jar of baby food

I will have EVERYONE know that the tumor they found in this cat’s eye that blew her pupil out can NO LONGER BE SEEN by the oncologist & neurologist after just 2 rounds of chemo!!!!!

Pic of extraordinarily zooted post-chemo appt cat to celebrate

a man is talking to another man in a store and says i know more than you ALT: a man is talking to another man in a store and says i know more than you

Lots of studies show better IVF outcomes for adenomyosis with extended downregulation (like 12 weeks instead of 2-3) and I would like to get cracking on that and you are making me waste my time!!!

NP answering my OBGYN’s email for him said she isn’t aware of specific protocols for FET in people with adenomyosis. Well girlie I AM aware of them!! Which is why I’m emailing!! Please let me talk to the doctor who actually understands my specific, poorly-studied condition!!!

I am SO excited for straight women to start using the “I get the job done” line in The Giver on their female empowerment TikToks. It’s going to be so funny for me personally. Yeah girl you really finger blasted those chores. You absolutely strapped down that zoom meeting. You go girl

(doing tactics voice) first of all i will always surrender

Back at it again (applying for jobs) because I am so fucking tired of doing my sales manager’s job for him

Absolutely do not fuck with nonfat Greek yogurt. That shit is vile and I can’t believe weight watchers tricked me into eating it. In contrast, full-fat Greek yogurt may be one of the foods of the gods

Y’all gotta get some full fat Greek yogurt, a spoonful of jam or preserves, some fuckin BERRIES, some granola, and get on this level