Leslie

An old man tried to give me a religious pamphlet at the BMV because I have tattoos on my back. I had to repeatedly shake my head and say no thank you. His wife ended up having to shout at him to call him off me.

Dude, God help whatever poor son of a bitch marries me. If I ever get married. Good lord. I just came home from the gym and I told my cats—because obviously who else are you going to tell—I told them, “I've returned home from battle. I lost my leg, and my arm, and my spleen. 😩”

No one:
My brain randomly: “Am I gregnant? Am i pregante? Could I be pregnat? How is babby formed?”

Me every time I listen to Depeche Mode because David Gahan’s voice is sexy af

“You seem like a really nice person.”
Did I not when I wore glasses???

Did my makeup and wore my new contacts to work today and the Assistant Store Director said, “Oh my god! Look how pretty you are!”
Ma’am, please! I’ll cry right here in front of everyone! 😭

Reached out to a local theatre company to see if they have any volunteering opportunities available. Gotta get ahead of the game. 😤💪

I feel like I’ve always been a wolf trying to claw its way out of a pit. Trembling with exhaustion, wild-eyed with panic, nails broken, legs strained, always pacing the wall and trying to figure out the best way out. Seeing the sun and sky, and smelling freedom above me. And I just keep scrambling…

“They can’t get anybody for this job.”
“Is the pay bad?”
“No! The pay’s good! They’re getting $17/hr and 20 hours a week.”
The awkward silence that followed should be expected without me even telling you.

I got so fired up about paleontology that I want to try and get my degree in Zoology again. 😭 I haven’t even transferred to OSU yet, so I haven’t declared my major. I just don’t think I should give up because I know I can do better if I put my all into it. 😤💪 Fuck you, math! You won’t stop me!

Remember well who puts your children through college when they can’t afford tuition themselves.
Remember well who pays for your doctor visits when they haven’t been able to afford go to the doctor in years.
Remember who you serve.

Washington, you are supposed to support the people.
Not just the rich people.
Not just the white people.
Not just the Christian people.
Not just the straight, cisgender people.
Remember well who puts food on YOUR table when they can’t even afford to put food on their own.

Hey, great great peepaw #Scotland ? I’m tired of this shit. Can you come pick me up? I’ll let you pet my cats.

Playing the A Hunt Through the Dark module for Neverwinter Nights. One of the other Drow told me to take a light source with me because it’s dark in the passage beyond.
My brother, we have darkvision. Wdym?

Why have we stuck to white wedding dresses all these years? Why haven’t we been inspired by some cultures and chosen to look like goddesses on our wedding day? I don’t want a white wedding dress. I want to look like an ethereal being.

I love gaboon vipers. You’re gonna tell me that one of the deadliest snakes on the planet looks that silly? Get outta here.

It always surprises me when I see dudes who still dress like rural dudes in the 80s. The moustache, shirt tucked into their blue jeans, long hair sticking out the back of their trucker hat, look like they just walked out of a family photo from Unsolved Mysteries.

Has your cat ever looked at you in a way that gave you the heebiest of jeebies?
I just looked down and Saoirse is staring at me exactly like this. I said, “Augh! Why are you looking at me like the Shishigami??? 😭”

Not me seeing a food trailer with “Uncle Frank’s Bar-B Que” on the side and automatically thinking of Fried Green Tomatoes. 💀

Sometimes you gotta dress like you could become a survival horror protagonist at any moment.

Also the nose is just an upside down heart.

Finished this cutie at my fiber arts group this morning. Pattern is Constantine the Vampire Bat by Knotted Faux.
I did the wings differently because my hand was cramping. 🤧 The fur is two different colors of brushed out yarn.

WIP Mr. Crawling from Homicipher
Just need to make his robe. 😮‍💨 I’m also making Mr. Chopped!
#homicipher #amigurumi #dollmaking #horror

Sometimes I think I don’t get taken seriously at work by people who don’t know me because they assume I’m a lot younger than I am. I’ve been in the workforce for 17 years and with my current company for roughly 8. I promise I’m not some fresh employee who doesn’t know what she’s doing. 😩

I’ve decided that I’m going to cosplay Mahito from Jujutsu Kaisen. It should be a fairly easy cosplay to make and I can probably throw it together in a weekend. But what is going on with his top? It’s just a piece of fabric. Lmao

Friendship necklaces but one’s a grouper and one’s a moray eel.

Congratulations!

When the wasabi kicks so hard that you feel it in your hair follicles.

Fields of Mistria is so cute! I love the retro anime vibe. 😭

The Valentine’s Day Squishmallows were 50% off and I just had to get this bat. I love him. His name is Milan.