Russomesic Fella

I think the Mk7.5 will be remembered as the peak VW Golf.

If Andrew Mountbatten Windsor is no longer to be called Prince, should he start referring to himself as an incomprehensible symbol?

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Never underestimate:

- Cats
- ruZZian propoganda
- The voting effect of undereducated Americans
- Trump's corruption and ineptitude
- The ability of Cossacks to defend their homeland

- The ability for NATO to bring an early sunrise to Moscow and St. Petersburg if necessary

Ruck Fussia.

Starting to really worry about the prospects for pet hamsters in ruzzia this winter.

Can we launch a rescue operation?

It seems like there's a manufacturing defect in the UK. Many plastic bottle caps fail to detach properly due to faulty manufacturing.

Don't worry, the contents are still safe. Just take a sharp pair of scissors and cut the top free.

Please dispose of it in the regular trash, it's not recyclable.

If ruzzia attacks NATO, I'll sign up.

IKR? The ruzzians take such good care of their reserve equipment. It's stored in climate controlled hangars, and lovingly cared for by strong, uncorruptible soldiers.

I'm surprised.

Has anyone else noticed how there are almost no videos of ruzzian armour getting destroyed any more?

It's weird... the shills told us that ruzzia found an infinite armour glitch...

Did something happen?

Something odd going on... I'm trying to #CancelDisneyPlus. I pay through Sky, but it doesn't show up on my TV package on the web site or the app.

I'll call them up tomorrow, but anyone else seeing this?

If pootin had spare military capacity, he'd attack Georgia.

If pootin had spare military capacity, he'd attack Azerbaijan.

If pootin had spare military capacity, he'd attack Estonia.

pootin doesn't have spare military capacity.

Let's arm Ukraine to win, so pootin can't attack anywhere else.

The flip side of our mainstream media not reporting on the Ukraine invasion is:

They also don't report on ruzzian refineries having explosive interruptions. Or ruzzian fuel trains mysteriously derailing. Or ruzzian officers getting suddenly unalived.

This makes these things easier.

Slava Ukraini!

What do .NET MAUI and nuclear fusion have in common?

They're both 20 years away. And always will be.

ruzzia murders innocents with exactly the same evil as the nazis did.

They must suffer the same fate.

Fuck ruzzia. Just bomb it.

NATO ARTICLE 5!

LET'S FUCKING GO!!!

Modern cars are garbage.

I'm a lifelong fan of @volkswagen.bsky.social , but if someone gave me anything they made since 2021, I would sell it immediately and buy a good car instead.

The Mk8 golf is horrid. The entire ID range is laughable.

Please VW, start making good cars again.

Why did we ever worry about ruzzia?

- Their army is meat
- Their airforce are chickens
- Their navy has sunk
- Their nuclear force is expired

ruzzia is irrelevant, worry about more important threats.

I think I read the same thing, and I really hope it happens. The EU seem to take forever to do anything.

If the frozen ruzzian assets were held in America, TACO would have returned them on day 1.

They're not. They're in Europe, mostly in Belgium (where SWIFT is based).

We need to send them to Ukraine, right now.

The Druzbha pipeline splits in Belarus. The Northern branch goes into Poland and Germany.

The Southern branch goes into Hungary and Czechia via... Ukraine.

Oops. Not sure that's going to last the course.

ruzzian colonists:

Evacuate Crimea. It was never yours. Get out while you still have a bridge. Get out while you still can.

The Crimean Tatars will be back soon. You better leave before they get back.

Fuck around, find out.

Orcs flexing on how many nukes the UK has... :-)

Enough to suddenly vitrify Moscow and St. Petersburg.

Maybe with a few left over for elsewhere.

Oh I know they go through Belarus, but then it splits. The Northern section heads off through Poland to Germany (and Austria?), but the Southern section goes through Western Ukraine (near Lviv) to Hungary and Czechia.

Maybe they will just not renew the contract. But they could take immediate steps.

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Ukrainian drones on ruzzian refineries be like:

Doesn't the branch of pipeline which goes to Hungary and Slovakia transit through Western Ukraine? If so, why is it still active?

Random thought ruzzia...

The Baltics may be small and with unpleasant neighbours, but...

"Kaliningrad" is way smaller, and entirely surrounded by NATO, by land and by sea.

Which outcome do you think most likely?

Focus on the midterms.

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You have a great country. I still believe in the American dream. You are going through a tough time, but you'll come through it. It's going to suck for a few years though.

I know... I hope you get your country back soon. It's a fucking tragedy for everyone sane.

If ruzzia attacks Estonia, it will be their very last mistake.

Troops, air and equipment from Latvia, Lithuania, Poland, Finland, Sweden and Norway will be there in record time. Other European nations won't be far behind.

TACO will want to wait two weeks, but we'll have ended it way before then.