Thomas the #1 Tank Engine!

YouTube video by Mavis M Edward's Theme (S6-7)

This right here is the definition of happiness.

Wow. Just… wow…

Now people think I do SEXUAL RPS WITH MINORS.

What kind of monster do they think I am???

I’D RATHER DIE THAN DO SOMETHING SICK LIKE THAT.

The amount of over-exaggeration about one TINY slip up is insane.

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Just because I didn’t know any better, doesn’t mean you all get to think I did.

And that whole “OH. THIS GUY FOLLOWED LOLI ACCOUNTS HE LIKES LOLICON WHICH IS ILLEGAL. LETS CHOP OFF HIS HEAD.” incident was a fucking ACCIDENT. I didn’t know what lolicon was at that time.
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But SOMEONE had to get all over their head and ignore common sense and treat it like I did something terrible INTENTIONALLY.

Like bro. It’s literally impossible to perfectly guess someone’s intentions. You can’t prove yourself right.

Oh! And the whole “defending pedos” thing?
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FORGET IT.

They literally can’t change so there’s no point in assuming they can.

I’m so sick and tired of being treated like a child predator. Heck! I remember meeting a group of minors back and THEY were talking about sexual topics!

You call that being a pedo?! NO IT AIN’T.
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And that all happened when I was. 18 or 19. I don’t remember.

Just don’t go believing everything without hearing everyone’s side of the story. Common fucking sense.

I swear to god. I’m about to fucking scream.

The amount of slander about me is unbelievable.

TW: Disturbing content

PISS OFF, TURTLE

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Good morning, everyone! Or afternoon…

YouTube video by Milo the Otter! The Runaway Theme: Thomas and Friends Season 5 Reorchestrated (Free to Use)

Anyways. Check out this fucking banger.

“WHAT THE BLOODY HELL AM I DOING HERE?!”

Me and whoever bothers reading this

//gonna post a small lore thread about Ethan really quick if anyone is interested!
// gonna tag this: #OCRP #MVRP #ParodySky #ParodyBSky
// The pic IS related.
// If you want any more info, let me know!

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“Thank you! Glad I could make your day a bright one back then!”

“Has anyone seen Sketch anywhere? I can’t find him anywhere!”

“I… don’t know, but I think it means making someone you hired help you?”

“Bertie beat me in a race. I blame the cow on the tracks.”

𝐄𝐋𝐄𝐂𝐓𝐑𝐈𝐂𝐀𝐋 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐌𝐔𝐍𝐈𝐂𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍 !

#MVRP #CAPCOMRP #SFWRP #SMASHRP #MEGAMANRP

🌙 - Indie portrayal of Reala

🌙 - Detailed/Lit focused

🌙 - Crossover and OC friendly

🌙 - Reala has couth, so lewd accounts DNI

🌙 - Ships with chem

🌙 - DMs open for plotting or chatting

🌙 - Please share the dream clown around. It would be very appreciated ❤️🖤

“Hello everyone! Sorry I haven’t been active that much! The Fat Controller had lots of jobs for me to do! How’s everyone doing?”

This portrayal of Thomas is now based on the model series and CGI series. Ran by @cappykid.bsky.social.

NEW PINNED!

THIS IS OFFICIAL THOMAS ART BTW

(Thomas puts on a cheeky grin.)

“You want someone to mother around, do you?”

“You need a… what?”

"𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐂𝐀𝐍'𝐓 𝐃𝐎 𝐀𝐍𝐘𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆, 𝐒𝐎 𝐃𝐎𝐍'𝐓 𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐍 𝐓𝐑𝐘. 𝐆𝐄𝐓 𝐒𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝐇𝐄𝐋𝐏."

[ #SonicRP - #SEGARP - #MVRP ]

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𝐖𝐞 𝐌𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐅𝐮𝐧

“Hey! That’s me!”

“THIS GUY…”