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12.08.2025 03:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
By order of the President of the United States the DC National Guard is encamped.

You are required to report to the DC Armory NLT 0800 12 AUGUST 2025. Contact your first line leader for the packing. This involuntary order is from 11 AUG 2025 to 25 SEPTEMBER 2025. 

Individual orders are in process and will be retroactive to 11AUG25 with active duty pay, entitlements, benefits, travel reimbursement, & protections. 

Parking is authorized in DCA lots 9, 10 and 3.  Reply with the following number: 
1) Acknowledge
2) No longer in DCNG

By order of the President of the United States the DC National Guard is encamped. You are required to report to the DC Armory NLT 0800 12 AUGUST 2025. Contact your first line leader for the packing. This involuntary order is from 11 AUG 2025 to 25 SEPTEMBER 2025. Individual orders are in process and will be retroactive to 11AUG25 with active duty pay, entitlements, benefits, travel reimbursement, & protections. Parking is authorized in DCA lots 9, 10 and 3. Reply with the following number: 1) Acknowledge 2) No longer in DCNG

NEW β€” I’ve learned members of the DC National Guard were told they were being activated via a mass text message sent with no warning this evening, less than 24 hours before they were expected to show up.

Here is the full text of the message, shared with me by a DCNG source:

12.08.2025 02:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1423    πŸ” 604    πŸ’¬ 82    πŸ“Œ 86

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11.08.2025 23:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

John Oliver Says There’s β€œNo Need” For Dean Cain To β€œWear A Mask” As An ICE Agent Because There’s β€œFβ€”ing Zero” Chance Anyone Will Recognize Him

11.08.2025 13:57 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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It was only a matter of time.

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11.08.2025 20:44 β€” πŸ‘ 641    πŸ” 218    πŸ’¬ 111    πŸ“Œ 61
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EXCLUSIVE: I Have Ghislaine Maxwell's Security Score, Custody Level, Transfer Code, and Sex Offender Waiver I have reviewed an electronic file that includes some of the information Senator Whitehouse is demanding from the Bureau of Prisons.

BREAKING: EXCLUSIVE: Senator Whitehouse asked the BOP for Ghislaine Maxwells sex offender waiver, custody level, transfer code, and security point score. I have them. She's also been granted the ability to leave the facility for work assignments. My latest: www.muellershewrote.com/p/exclusive-...

11.08.2025 22:36 β€” πŸ‘ 13976    πŸ” 6932    πŸ’¬ 1081    πŸ“Œ 748

The fucking audacity to post that.

11.08.2025 21:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Explosion 'like thunder' rocks Pa. steel plant; 1 dead, 10 injured: Live updates Authorities said one fatality has been confirmed in an explosion at the U.S. Steel Clairton Coke Works facility outside of Pittsburgh.

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1 dead, 10 injured, & 1 still missing following multiple explosions at #US-Steel plant, #Clairton,PA

11.08.2025 21:23 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

Why is it in quotes?

11.08.2025 20:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Judge denies DOJ bid to unseal grand jury material in Ghislaine Maxwell case The judge said the public would learn virtually nothing new from the documents and β€œwould come away feeling disappointed and misled.”

A judge rebuked the DOJ for trying to unseal grand jury records in the Ghislaine Maxwell case.

The judge said public would learn virtually nothing new from the documents and β€œwould come away feeling disappointed and misled.”

11.08.2025 14:17 β€” πŸ‘ 6535    πŸ” 1906    πŸ’¬ 412    πŸ“Œ 161

I see a bunch of overpaid criminals talking about nothing. Fuck all of them.

11.08.2025 18:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s absolute trash. I hate this administration. All of em. Not one decent redeeming quality amongst the whole lot.

11.08.2025 18:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nothing says punk ass like needing the military to come in because you got an ass kicking. #bigballs equals no balls.

11.08.2025 18:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This

11.08.2025 18:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Senator Smith asking the right question

11.08.2025 18:27 β€” πŸ‘ 5087    πŸ” 1618    πŸ’¬ 215    πŸ“Œ 96

Come get it buddy. Hope to see your coward ass in my city.

11.08.2025 18:33 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is insanity.

11.08.2025 18:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes

11.08.2025 17:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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We are seeing how afraid 47 is to have his crown knocked off his head, as the GOP is looking at every possible way to cheat their way to keep power. We need democrats to fight back, not going high. Follow and vote blue all the time.

11.08.2025 11:51 β€” πŸ‘ 99    πŸ” 46    πŸ’¬ 31    πŸ“Œ 8

First it was troops in L.A., sent to provoke and assault peaceful protesters under the banner of β€œimmigration enforcement.” Now it’s troops in our capital to disappear the homeless. See the pattern? Sooner or later, the monster comes for us all.

11.08.2025 14:27 β€” πŸ‘ 11746    πŸ” 4077    πŸ’¬ 459    πŸ“Œ 182
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Trump will federalize D.C. police, deploy the National Guard, & send the FBI after homeless people to combat a made-up crisis in D.C.

But on Jan. 6th when violent insurrectionists stormed the Capitol he couldn't be bothered to call the National Guard.

Make it make sense.

11.08.2025 15:35 β€” πŸ‘ 429    πŸ” 172    πŸ’¬ 27    πŸ“Œ 11
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BBC: β€œAl Jazeera’s entire team in Gaza city has been killed.”

11.08.2025 01:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2233    πŸ” 1288    πŸ’¬ 178    πŸ“Œ 132

they are murdering the people who tell the truth.

11.08.2025 00:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2959    πŸ” 820    πŸ’¬ 39    πŸ“Œ 7
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Not enough people are talking about the chilling subtext and imagery in the messages being sent by the official DHS accounts

11.08.2025 01:02 β€” πŸ‘ 3719    πŸ” 1863    πŸ’¬ 239    πŸ“Œ 153

Rent free.

10.08.2025 22:23 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not sure how we decide any of this.

10.08.2025 19:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Reality: that β€œextra revenue” is higher costs paid by regular American consumers & businesses, and the β€œtax relief” is going to the rich not you.

JD is pissing πŸ’¦ on your head and telling you it’s raining β€” and @marshablackburn is using this line also as she runs for governor.

10.08.2025 16:37 β€” πŸ‘ 9218    πŸ” 3331    πŸ’¬ 1352    πŸ“Œ 438

As pressure mounts so will his desperation.

10.08.2025 15:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Trump is stretching his authoritarian muscles and preparing to call for martial law.

10.08.2025 15:19 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

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