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@notstatler.bsky.social

looking forward to being replaced by a LLM instead of kranging myself most famous for having a very cute cat who has no eyes south philly

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penguin tariff edition

03.04.2025 15:22 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

honestly disappointed the VEEP writers didn't think of this storyline

24.03.2025 21:21 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

absolutely looks like he could have been one of my work studies in 2009

22.02.2025 00:53 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Calico cat with no eyes, lids sewn shut, with her lip furled upward into her gumline in a cute way

Calico cat with no eyes, lids sewn shut, with her lip furled upward into her gumline in a cute way

Faithy had all of her teeth removed from the upper left canine back and now her lip gets stuck in Elvis mode

18.02.2025 21:15 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

brocktoon

17.02.2025 02:41 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

is this the man boo berry is the ghost of??

13.02.2025 03:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I think it is a soft knit porkpie

13.02.2025 02:30 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

furiously searching for baby sized hot dog hats on duck duck go rn

13.02.2025 01:18 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the brim isn't stiff enough for a boater! but you did give me an idea for my boo berry costume I'm not gonna wear anywhere...or am I

13.02.2025 01:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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help I need to know what kind of hat boo berry wears it's important

13.02.2025 01:08 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

this was a real popcorn movie for me. like oooooh the dead pope was SO MESSY! what dainty backstabbing did all these guys with hats do? housewives could never.

11.02.2025 20:42 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Blind cat perched upon a cat tree next to a Christmas tree lit and decorated

Blind cat perched upon a cat tree next to a Christmas tree lit and decorated

happy holidays from blind faith

23.12.2024 04:50 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
Blind calico cat licking an adult white middle aged woman’s closed eye shot from above

Blind calico cat licking an adult white middle aged woman’s closed eye shot from above

Do you think she’s going to steal my eyes in my sleep?

07.12.2024 04:38 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
Boots Randolph - Yakety Sax (Audio)
YouTube video by BootsRandolphVEVO Boots Randolph - Yakety Sax (Audio)

oh that would be yakety sax for me

05.12.2024 16:47 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Your nightly faithy

18.11.2024 04:13 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

taking garbage in/garbage out to whole other level

17.11.2024 00:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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This faithy. She has no eyes but always finds the sun.

16.11.2024 04:20 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

this is some gouverneur morris ass shit

15.11.2024 02:22 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

LOOK OUT WORLD

15.11.2024 01:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
very cute cat with no eyes wearing a sweater with strawberries on it, perched on top of a yellow armchair, ready to play.

very cute cat with no eyes wearing a sweater with strawberries on it, perched on top of a yellow armchair, ready to play.

Take a moment and gaze upon faith the eyeless cat wearing a sweater. It's a real brain salve.

15.11.2024 01:05 β€” πŸ‘ 37    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

It took me until 3 pm to get it together to DRIVE 3/4 mile to cvs to pick up a prescription that's been sitting since Friday <3

14.11.2024 00:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

our cat franky has this and I call it her "painted area" during NBA season

19.08.2023 23:42 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

we don't have time for accuracy here

23.07.2023 23:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

so casual with her sneak paw

06.07.2023 20:44 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I have that same mug. Ralph #1!

06.07.2023 20:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

seems more like he was waiting for a fake gorilla to show up

06.07.2023 02:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

sadly I wasn't allowed to take pictures :/

04.07.2023 22:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

spent my last day in greece at monasteries in meteora trying to find all the weird lil demons and chunky hell monsters drinking jesus' blood in the frescos

04.07.2023 14:48 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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There is a whole grown ass adult who is feeling very sick on my overnight flight and he’s woken me up three times you know what I gotta do. Vengeance will be mine.

25.06.2023 05:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

if someone conjures up an early musk era tesla design where the doors can only be unlocked from the outside I will perish from laughter

22.06.2023 13:50 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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