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03.04.2025 15:22 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 1@notstatler.bsky.social
looking forward to being replaced by a LLM instead of kranging myself most famous for having a very cute cat who has no eyes south philly
penguin tariff edition
03.04.2025 15:22 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 1honestly disappointed the VEEP writers didn't think of this storyline
24.03.2025 21:21 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 1absolutely looks like he could have been one of my work studies in 2009
22.02.2025 00:53 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Calico cat with no eyes, lids sewn shut, with her lip furled upward into her gumline in a cute way
Faithy had all of her teeth removed from the upper left canine back and now her lip gets stuck in Elvis mode
18.02.2025 21:15 β π 11 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0brocktoon
17.02.2025 02:41 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0is this the man boo berry is the ghost of??
13.02.2025 03:42 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I think it is a soft knit porkpie
13.02.2025 02:30 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 3 π 0furiously searching for baby sized hot dog hats on duck duck go rn
13.02.2025 01:18 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0the brim isn't stiff enough for a boater! but you did give me an idea for my boo berry costume I'm not gonna wear anywhere...or am I
13.02.2025 01:15 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0help I need to know what kind of hat boo berry wears it's important
13.02.2025 01:08 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 3 π 1this was a real popcorn movie for me. like oooooh the dead pope was SO MESSY! what dainty backstabbing did all these guys with hats do? housewives could never.
11.02.2025 20:42 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Blind cat perched upon a cat tree next to a Christmas tree lit and decorated
happy holidays from blind faith
23.12.2024 04:50 β π 13 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Blind calico cat licking an adult white middle aged womanβs closed eye shot from above
Do you think sheβs going to steal my eyes in my sleep?
07.12.2024 04:38 β π 10 π 0 π¬ 3 π 0oh that would be yakety sax for me
05.12.2024 16:47 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Your nightly faithy
18.11.2024 04:13 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0taking garbage in/garbage out to whole other level
17.11.2024 00:00 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This faithy. She has no eyes but always finds the sun.
16.11.2024 04:20 β π 13 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0this is some gouverneur morris ass shit
15.11.2024 02:22 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0LOOK OUT WORLD
15.11.2024 01:51 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0very cute cat with no eyes wearing a sweater with strawberries on it, perched on top of a yellow armchair, ready to play.
Take a moment and gaze upon faith the eyeless cat wearing a sweater. It's a real brain salve.
15.11.2024 01:05 β π 37 π 0 π¬ 4 π 0It took me until 3 pm to get it together to DRIVE 3/4 mile to cvs to pick up a prescription that's been sitting since Friday <3
14.11.2024 00:15 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0our cat franky has this and I call it her "painted area" during NBA season
19.08.2023 23:42 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0we don't have time for accuracy here
23.07.2023 23:14 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0so casual with her sneak paw
06.07.2023 20:44 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I have that same mug. Ralph #1!
06.07.2023 20:41 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0seems more like he was waiting for a fake gorilla to show up
06.07.2023 02:00 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0sadly I wasn't allowed to take pictures :/
04.07.2023 22:51 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0spent my last day in greece at monasteries in meteora trying to find all the weird lil demons and chunky hell monsters drinking jesus' blood in the frescos
04.07.2023 14:48 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0There is a whole grown ass adult who is feeling very sick on my overnight flight and heβs woken me up three times you know what I gotta do. Vengeance will be mine.
25.06.2023 05:47 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0if someone conjures up an early musk era tesla design where the doors can only be unlocked from the outside I will perish from laughter
22.06.2023 13:50 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0