Brazen Bard

...this is Tim Curry we're talking about - is the "evil organ" a musical instrument or a body part? 😏

Anyone in your household catch a cold lately? Y'know, getting a little hoarse?

Skyrim Special Edition with 433 hours played

Skyrim with 2,422 hours played

I consider these essentially the same game... Perhaps it's about time I actually finish a questline?

Give the li'l sweetie ALL the attention and petpets.

Friends too short, need to kiss my life. 😏

Aight, noping ALL the way outta there.

Seems AI replacing workers is only really there for one thing: pointless Teams meetings called by middling managers whose sole function is to call pointless Teams meetings...

Looks like a sneeze is imminent... ❤️

Not at all, we're playing Pathfinder 1e, and I tweak a few things *slightly*, but a corpse is an object which the mimic can imitate, so... 😏

Nope, not even trapped or locked.

Well, just finished this week's Pathfinder 1e game.

Party found a chest and a bugbear corpse in a vault, and decided to split up after making sure the chest was untrapped. So as soon as the sorcerers left the room, the orc bloodrager began moving the corpse, which was a mimic.

They won... 😅

No, Microsoft, for the eighth time I do NOT want you to change my default e-mail program from Classic to New Outlook *while I am working on e-mails*.

Next time, I'm fucking uninstalling Outlook entirely and running Thinderbird instead, and damn the Teams interoperability.

*Meep* What now? 😳

"Just save up for a few years for the down payment!"
If one manages by some miracle to save up fifty grand over five years, one will be *further* from a down payment than today, the way the housing market is going. 😑

Let the kids enjoy their food...

YouTube video by Brazen Bard Storytime with the Brazen Bard: The Constant Tin Soldier

youtu.be/XCYUZmQDQgE

Once more into the breach, my friends - this time with a valorous little one-legged soldier...

...I went from "nonexistent" to "infant" in the 70s...

The Be-Older, that incarnation of majestic grace, completely crashed and zonked out.

@scissorsrunner.bsky.social just portrayed me, the pinnacle of majestic grace. Actually a pretty accurate representation of me at work today; I slept like shit...

Age verification?

I watched Chernobyl when it was on the news the first time!

Herbalist's Primer front cover

Herbalist's Primer back cover

Picked up a new book at my FLGS, Outland.

Can't wait to dig into it for worldbuilding and adaptations to gaming.

Sounds like that requires a photo tax.

True enough. Maybe with the cheeto gone...

...honestly, it would be weird if James Gunn does that in the DCU... not sure Fillion would go for it.

Then again, he did have that pretty floral bonnet...

If someone snuck up on you and slapped your ass, would you turn the other cheek?

Some of y'all might be thinking of surprising your significant other with a Brazilian wax for Valentine's Day.

All things considered, it's probably better to wake'em up first.

a girl with pink hair is being touched by a person Alt: Heatpats

If you do, they best be happy tears.

Just spotted you a little, hope it helps.

...four legs or six?

...oh, sheesh, *I* would've kept my hand down there, for the opposite reason... 👨‍🦳

I don't expect the business to get away smelling like roses, either, obviously - if nothing else, their rep is taking one hell of a hit, whichever way the trial goes...