Mike Deverell

That's amazing - can't believe I've never seen that before!

This might be one of the scariest things I've seen for a long while...

Had a fw good nights there. But what sticks in the mind most was when we went to see Pavement. Girlfriend got so drunk she was spewing during the support and we had to leave before Pavement even were on stage. She's now my wife...

Most of the crowd can't hit the high note, so for that reason I'm out.

I feel like this just illustrates just how bad we've been in most of the Premier League era. If you includes all top division games I'm guessing none of those are in the list.

That really is top quality nerding. I applaud this.

100% kopite behaviour

These two look every inch the 16th and 17th best teams in the league

I've thought about it a lot and decided I'm fully behind calling it the 'Dixie Hill'. Make it happen blues #efc

Might help if our forward players Beto and Doucoure could control the football occasionally #efc

Pointless post this I'm sure - but still desperately seeking one ticket for Everton v Ipswich this weekend if anyone hears of any spares

Long shot I know, but anyone got a spare for the City match on Saturday? @evertonspares.bsky.social

Do we call him Liz Trump or Donald Truss, I can't decide?

Liz Trump

or

Donald Truss

Can't decide which is more apt...?

It's the same every match now. If you're not lucky enough to get into the site straight after 10am they're all gone.

10am for people with less than 15 tickets from the last season

Surprise surprise all the Everton v Ipswich tickets are sold out by the time I get on the site. Looks like I've had my last trip to Goodison already.

Notice Harrison has ditched the pony tail. Don't know why, everyone thought it looked great.

Weirdly, I feel exactly the opposite. Think she's usually pretty fair.

Chermiti coming on. You've changed Dave...

Davie refusing to go 2 up top even with only 10 to play. Just like old times.

There's something weird going on in the crowd sound on Sky. Keeps getting weirdly turned up and then down again. And no Blues there at all from what you can hear.

Nydiaye for Harrison please

Satan fc

I don't get why that's not offside?

Something weird's happened with their membership too. My eldest now has teen membership and it says he only has 1 year's history, despite being a Junior member for years beforehand. Think he got given a new customer no.

I'm in position 500 to 1000. That seems pretty good, but my kids are miles away from that, so if I get one next season it'll be on my own!

A joke isn't it?

I also have a 9 year old as well as a 13 year old. I'd reconciled myself to them not being able to go again since it's been impossible to get 3 tickets together for a while. Butt I thought I'd get one more chance if i just got a ticket on my own anywhere in the ground!

Wonder whether it will be better or worse at the new place? In theory there should be more tickets available. (still in queue btw)