Thier(oh)no Barry show rumbles on Absolute all-timer from Blues' striker

Watching Thierno Barry up front is like stumbling across a labrador playing Hamlet. Everyone’s willing him on for the first hour, but then it just gets awkward. open.substack.com/pub/mckeownn...

they got game, G

No one was saying "boourns" Everton's private ridiculous red card contest continues

Calling all True Everton Puritans open.substack.com/pub/mckeownn...

I know matches. Could have been them. Their staff were straight out of central casting for Islington at the time, about 4 haircuts each and tiny hats

I’d say 30 feet by 20 feet.

No, adidas and that sort of stuff. Not grown up clothes. It did records as well I think.

I should have been a detective

Can anyone remember that shop in Islington, around Britannia way(ish) I think, that used to get good clobber in? It was a big room, floorboards, vague I know. Going back 20 years or so.

‘Alexa, show me the paedo ice cream van playlist’

i think he seems a bit daunted playing next to Grealish but it's up to him to overcome it. The fanny.

He gets absolute pelters by some. He’s tainted by the Benitez stuff and some can’t get past that.

Brilliant writer, and former Everton comms man, Ian Ross dies His stuff was about the reader, not honking on with self-importance

Bit on Ian Ross open.substack.com/pub/mckeownn...

a chum is after a spare for Chels if anyone knows of one ta. Everton end - he's a LOSER

Is Spotify wrapped designed to hammer home just how much of it is all behind you? Cos if so, kudos.

we can all rest easy now!

‘Let’s get it over with.’

but did you have full sex yesterday?

Lee Dixon said what? He probably said nowt but let's froth anyway. Plus, new Everton mag!

Lee Dixon said what? All the hot blues action you need, including a return from some of the WSAG mag lot (who feature the boy @badwool9 in the first issue) open.substack.com/pub/mckeownn...

Looks like Greta Thunberg to me. My brother said I look like Philip Seymour Hoffman the other day. Oof!

Has Grealish passed it yet? Moyes reign of terror continues

Has Grealish passed it yet? Moyes' reign of terror continues
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Looking to speak to anyone who has invested in classic cars (ideally) or any other "passion asset" (wine, art etc) #prrequest #journorequest

Looking to speak to anyone who has invested in classic cars (ideally) or any other "passion asset" (wine, art etc) #prrequest #journorequest

Destruction
Toffees
&
Mayhem

So long, Hitman Ricky Hatton checks out while Everton and Villa draw a blank

So long, Hitman. Plus, Everton channel inner "search for Spock" open.substack.com/pub/mckeownn...

I got a 12 string squier jaguar (or the other one I forget) and it’s brilliant.

Strongly reccomend a Squier one. www.gear4music.com/Electric_Gui...

All goes to Danny "church mouse" Murphy

Donate to Help the V11 footballers - some of the, have lost millions, organized by Neil Mckeown Let's have a whip-round for some footballers who got their kec… Neil Mckeown needs your support for Help the V11 footballers - some of the, have lost millions

Surely we aren't all going to let the V11 footballers suffer? Let's have a whip-round gofund.me/7e742b07

Baby steps for New Everton Fighting or football - your choice

"It’s only three games in but Everton seem to have players who expect to win and, as we saw on Saturday against Wolves, will have a scrap." open.substack.com/pub/mckeownn...