Is Spotify wrapped designed to hammer home just how much of it is all behind you? Cos if so, kudos.

we can all rest easy now!

‘Let’s get it over with.’

but did you have full sex yesterday?

Lee Dixon said what? He probably said nowt but let's froth anyway. Plus, new Everton mag!

Lee Dixon said what? All the hot blues action you need, including a return from some of the WSAG mag lot (who feature the boy @badwool9 in the first issue) open.substack.com/pub/mckeownn...

Looks like Greta Thunberg to me. My brother said I look like Philip Seymour Hoffman the other day. Oof!

Has Grealish passed it yet? Moyes reign of terror continues

Has Grealish passed it yet? Moyes' reign of terror continues
open.substack.com/pub/mckeownn...

Looking to speak to anyone who has invested in classic cars (ideally) or any other "passion asset" (wine, art etc) #prrequest #journorequest

Looking to speak to anyone who has invested in classic cars (ideally) or any other "passion asset" (wine, art etc) #prrequest #journorequest

Destruction
Toffees
&
Mayhem

So long, Hitman Ricky Hatton checks out while Everton and Villa draw a blank

So long, Hitman. Plus, Everton channel inner "search for Spock" open.substack.com/pub/mckeownn...

I got a 12 string squier jaguar (or the other one I forget) and it’s brilliant.

Strongly reccomend a Squier one. www.gear4music.com/Electric_Gui...

All goes to Danny "church mouse" Murphy

Donate to Help the V11 footballers - some of the, have lost millions, organized by Neil Mckeown Let's have a whip-round for some footballers who got their kec… Neil Mckeown needs your support for Help the V11 footballers - some of the, have lost millions

Surely we aren't all going to let the V11 footballers suffer? Let's have a whip-round gofund.me/7e742b07

Baby steps for New Everton Fighting or football - your choice

"It’s only three games in but Everton seem to have players who expect to win and, as we saw on Saturday against Wolves, will have a scrap." open.substack.com/pub/mckeownn...

What’s our name?

Awful business.

Old fossils culture

If you're over 40(ish) could you fill in this sheet with a few things you've heard/seen/read that you enjoyed please? Ideally last 12 months but doesn't need to be. Ta docs.google.com/spreadsheets...

Old fossils culture

If you're over 40(ish) could you fill in this sheet with a few things you've heard/seen/read that you enjoyed please? Ideally last 12 months but doesn't need to be. Ta docs.google.com/spreadsheets...

How to do crisis comms How to do crisis comms if you're thrown in and have never done it

How to do crisis comms. If you're thrown in, here are some tips www.two-footed.com/post/how-to-...

It’s about standing for something. In this case, shorts.

Looking to speak to anyone who has a phobia of using public toilets and is going to Glastonbury. Really, I am. #journorequest

One of the last times I had acid - 93 or so i think - we were on the bus back from some club in Manchester (staying at a pal's). I started to think, I need the bog here. So I tried to steady but I was flying. We got off the bus and then walked 10 minutes where I had no idea if I'd soiled myself

Looking to speak to anyone who has a phobia of using public toilets and is going to Glastonbury. Really, I am. #journorequest

Twickets Twickets is an ethical ticket resale marketplace, enabling fans to sell spare tickets at no more than face value (plus fees)

Two tickets to Leftfield at Brixton tonight twckts.com/e7cBE #Twickets

The pub sign for the ‘Royal Children’ pub in Nottingham. It features three torsos, two female and one male, looking v shocked. The overall effect is v odd

‘Creepiest pub sign 2025’ competition is now closed

I didn’t go that match. Can’t remember what I’d been doing but it was George’s to compound things. That disgusting fist plunging in. Awful business.

Redo of the efc daily twitter video, which had Coldplay underneath it. There seems to be a competition for the most maudlin reaction to them leaving (fine if that’s your thing). But this is what Goodison is to me: raucous, angry, brilliant.

for women's football? get back to Russia!