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@elf-simp.bsky.social

I really like elves and also giant robots

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Latest posts by elf-simp.bsky.social on Bluesky

A lot of people really aren’t getting it. In less than a year we’ve seen it leap from the *most* objectionable content that I’m not even really comfortable talking about here to far more innocuous stuff, they’re not going to arbitrarily decide to stop here

16.11.2025 15:44 — 👍 77    🔁 32    💬 2    📌 1

gay people

18.11.2025 06:11 — 👍 382    🔁 37    💬 36    📌 1
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⚡Unrestricted Glamour CHAOS ⚡

After hearing about the Glamour changes in 7.4, I had to make something about it! People will unleash some amazing, and confusing, combinations! 🔥

What sorts of combinations are you going for? Let me know!

Youtube Link (Full Resolution) Below!

15.11.2025 16:39 — 👍 2073    🔁 1180    💬 61    📌 19

Please continue making calls to Visa and Mastercard, because they are working alongside conservative legislators to crack down on free speech and expression!

A dual pronged offense requires a dual pronged defense!

14.11.2025 00:29 — 👍 1822    🔁 1994    💬 7    📌 6

“gay people should just create their own spaces”

except when we do, you complain you’re not allowed in or centre yourselves in them. you throw tantrums if we call characters gay, doxx us, & start years-long harassment campaigns. you hijack our terms & twist them back into slurs. just shut up

11.11.2025 16:36 — 👍 165    🔁 49    💬 2    📌 1

Hey US friends, here's a script if you have a [D] Senator who voted against ending the shutdown. I guarantee they're making the rounds today saying they didn't want this. Bullshit.

If they're not calling for Schumer to step down, tell them to put up or shut up.

Capitol Switchboard:
(202) 224-3121

10.11.2025 21:39 — 👍 303    🔁 275    💬 2    📌 3
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may every trans child grow into a trans adult

02.02.2025 22:12 — 👍 5318    🔁 2171    💬 15    📌 23
Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage

Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage

Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage

10.11.2025 05:02 — 👍 28660    🔁 8828    💬 379    📌 416

If you're defending Senate Democrats go ahead and unfollow me now because human beings aren't political pawns and making them go without food for over a month FOR ABSOLUTELY NO REASON is cowardice. Now people won't have food OR HEALTHCARE.

10.11.2025 01:21 — 👍 362    🔁 94    💬 4    📌 0

Buying a funko pop of a gundam instead of the actual gunpla should get you sent to super hell

09.11.2025 20:29 — 👍 8    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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Panel 1

August has just finished downloading a game that he's been looking forward to playing. Unfortunately, he also has to get to work so he doesn't have time to playing it right now. On his computer screen is the notice that the download is complete and an option to tip "15%", "30%", or "50%".

August (thinking): I've been waiting for this game forever. I'll play it after work.

Panel 2

It's later in the evening and August is making dinner. He's putting some onions in a pot and thinking about his new game. As much as he'd like to be playing right now, they got to eat and he promised his son one of his favorite dinners.

August (thinking): I'll play it after dinner.

Gustopher: TACO SOUP! TACO SOUP!

Panel 3

Dinner is done but August is exhausted. He goes to bed and his two cats have quickly settled in for sleep. August thinks about his game but he just doesn't have the energy for it.

August (thinking): Too tired... I'll play it later.

Panel 4

August is woken up by his to cats touching his face and meowing for food. He'd like to play his new game, but there's things that have to be done and he has to get to work.

August: I'll play it after work... Eventually.

Nougat: Maw (possibly meaning "Excuse me good sir, but I find myself in a most peckish state and it be pleasing if you could find it fit to fill my dining bowl with your most delicious of food morsels. I apologize for waking you in this most undignified manner but it is imperative that I dine soon I fear that I might perish from this foul hunger.")

Mewbert: Mew (possibly meaning "FEED ME! NOW!")

Transcript Panel 1 August has just finished downloading a game that he's been looking forward to playing. Unfortunately, he also has to get to work so he doesn't have time to playing it right now. On his computer screen is the notice that the download is complete and an option to tip "15%", "30%", or "50%". August (thinking): I've been waiting for this game forever. I'll play it after work. Panel 2 It's later in the evening and August is making dinner. He's putting some onions in a pot and thinking about his new game. As much as he'd like to be playing right now, they got to eat and he promised his son one of his favorite dinners. August (thinking): I'll play it after dinner. Gustopher: TACO SOUP! TACO SOUP! Panel 3 Dinner is done but August is exhausted. He goes to bed and his two cats have quickly settled in for sleep. August thinks about his game but he just doesn't have the energy for it. August (thinking): Too tired... I'll play it later. Panel 4 August is woken up by his to cats touching his face and meowing for food. He'd like to play his new game, but there's things that have to be done and he has to get to work. August: I'll play it after work... Eventually. Nougat: Maw (possibly meaning "Excuse me good sir, but I find myself in a most peckish state and it be pleasing if you could find it fit to fill my dining bowl with your most delicious of food morsels. I apologize for waking you in this most undignified manner but it is imperative that I dine soon I fear that I might perish from this foul hunger.") Mewbert: Mew (possibly meaning "FEED ME! NOW!")

Play it Later - Gator Days

07.11.2025 16:59 — 👍 3883    🔁 682    💬 49    📌 53

Tell Mastercard and Visa about this. When you call tell them you're going to petition your bank to switch. Doesn't matter how much you think they would. It happened.

03.11.2025 19:00 — 👍 1859    🔁 1206    💬 10    📌 1

Don't stop at Spotify

Boycott EVERY corporation that supports fascism

02.11.2025 21:51 — 👍 774    🔁 345    💬 35    📌 11
A Jack o’ Lantern carved to look like Haro Gundam

A Jack o’ Lantern carved to look like Haro Gundam

Just finished up my PG (Pumpkin Grade) 1:1 Haro!

25.10.2025 01:07 — 👍 1531    🔁 685    💬 10    📌 3
existennialmemes:

Let Candy Corn be your reminder that no matter how many people don't like you, that are people out there who will literally love you for exactly the reasons you were rejected by others.

You are someone's Candy Corn(derogatory) but you are also someone's Candy Corn(affectionate)

existennialmemes: Let Candy Corn be your reminder that no matter how many people don't like you, that are people out there who will literally love you for exactly the reasons you were rejected by others. You are someone's Candy Corn(derogatory) but you are also someone's Candy Corn(affectionate)

26.10.2025 17:26 — 👍 138    🔁 69    💬 5    📌 0

i know the pacific rim jared leto thing is investorslop just to get people talking but goodness gracious we know by now that the guy is poison. like watch literally anything else with big robots and kaiju please i am begging you. godzilla v biollante. watch Big O. get this cult leader outta here bro

21.10.2025 20:41 — 👍 20    🔁 5    💬 6    📌 2

If you haven't seen Sinners you should really really really really go see Sinners

21.10.2025 20:23 — 👍 111    🔁 70    💬 1    📌 0
a wolf suspended by a string is dipped into an ink pad and then a ceramic bowl, leaving a paw shaped pattern

a wolf suspended by a string is dipped into an ink pad and then a ceramic bowl, leaving a paw shaped pattern

wolf technology

19.10.2025 05:39 — 👍 1846    🔁 518    💬 9    📌 5

I wanted to fight a massive perfected killing machine from "ancient" times but instead we get a Shyamalan style twist where we fight a blue man group reject with quick time events. Also the handling of Teshin infuriates me. Absolutely zero fanfare or time to process his death before moving on.

16.10.2025 19:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

"The New War" in Warframe is trash. It's convoluted, overstuffed, and rushed. It Introduces too much too quickly, gave no room to breathe with it, and outright discarded Hunhow's story that was building for years. Bro wasn't defeated. They literally just turned him into a sad meow meow for no reason

16.10.2025 19:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Renewables overtake coal as world's biggest source of electricity - BBC News Developing countries lead the historic clean energy charge but the US and EU rely more on fossil fuels than before, a think tank study shows.

For those wishing to read more about this historic milestone, you can read more here:

www.bbc.com/news/article...

07.10.2025 12:17 — 👍 67    🔁 31    💬 2    📌 2
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The winner of the Charity Auction wanted the sword restored as it's restored! US$3069 dollars raised for LGBT groups.

08.10.2025 20:45 — 👍 96    🔁 26    💬 6    📌 1

The enemy of my enemy is not always my friend. Such may be an ally for a time, but friendship requires that someone stands with me against my enemies not because of who my enemy is, but because of who I am. Be worthy of such friends.

04.10.2025 23:09 — 👍 377    🔁 111    💬 5    📌 5

BREAKING: Our client Mario Guevara, an Emmy-winning journalist detained by ICE in retaliation for livestreaming law enforcement activity, will be deported tomorrow to El Salvador.

Mario and his family are being punished for his reporting. This cruelty is meant to stifle our free press.

02.10.2025 22:42 — 👍 32279    🔁 15513    💬 651    📌 732
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The Manufactured Outrage Behind Elon Musk’s Anti-Trans Netflix “Boycott” SCRIPT | Jessie Gender Get more from Jessie Gender on Patreon

Hey all. I wrote a quick script about The Manufactured Outrage Behind Elon Musk’s Anti-Trans Netflix “Boycott” over on my Patreon. Hopefully filming it soon.

www.patreon.com/posts/manufa...

02.10.2025 22:01 — 👍 249    🔁 54    💬 1    📌 1
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Everyone has the right to love and be loved, regardless of gender.
No one can infringe on the ability to express love
Something so simple has become complicated in our world
Let's all raise our voices to solve this problem and create a world where we can express love freely and openly.
we have love♡

27.09.2025 15:21 — 👍 7301    🔁 2121    💬 72    📌 34

Saw someone say, “Stop hoarding books, we don’t need paper books anyway” and I can’t express how misguided this is. Online libraries disappear, digital books can be altered, and with Big Tech seeking to destroy history and literacy, print media has never been more essential.

01.10.2025 21:10 — 👍 2358    🔁 773    💬 70    📌 51

if your standard sense of humor is the sort where you routinely heckle and roast your friends I need you to understand you can't just automatically do that to strangers on the internet and expect them to be chill about it. it really just comes off like you are being mean to someone for no reason.

01.10.2025 19:04 — 👍 2576    🔁 755    💬 21    📌 28

Look I try not to doomsay or spread panic but this shit is truly and deeply Very Bad for every single trans person in America and unless everyone makes it their mission in life over the next few days to make sure that their reps know that shutting down the government is the correct option here.

29.09.2025 16:52 — 👍 1273    🔁 572    💬 24    📌 10

The purpose of these laws is to censor LGBTQ speech and make children less safe and easier for predators to abuse.

Extremely disappointed in Bluesky for this.

29.09.2025 00:02 — 👍 821    🔁 424    💬 20    📌 2

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