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occasionally posting moody, undersaturated photos that look bad on a phone screen in the middle of the night when nobody will see them ๐Ÿšฒ๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿงช๐Ÿ“ท๐ŸŒŠ๐Ÿ‘ป๐Ÿฆ… [all photos by me]

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i personally enjoyed the hell out of the early 2000s, though i can't bring myself to say the years right after 9/11 were good in general. secretly i think they had it right in the matrix when they said humanity peaked around 1999.

02.08.2025 01:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

for real though, 2016, pre-pandemic, pre-trump, everything was SO different even just in my own life. i remember talking about stranger things back then with people i saw every day. now i haven't seen them in years, can barely remember their names. it was a LONG time ago! joe keery's 33 now haha

02.08.2025 01:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

they had nine inch nails playing over the speaker in the grocery store a couple years ago. this wasn't some boutique hipster shop, this was a damn kroger.

23.07.2025 23:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i just think that would be fun

23.07.2025 05:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

oh man i hope they gave that thing bleeding moles on its neck

23.07.2025 04:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

this is all especially impressive because the more i think about umami's tweet the stupider it gets

20.07.2025 00:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

we uh don't talk about our bloodhound gang days ok

18.07.2025 21:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

team wizard tbh

18.07.2025 18:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

oh man, that sounds awful. i hope she gets better fast!

17.07.2025 18:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

it's been so long since stranger things s1 came out, i'm not nostalgic for the time depicted on the show, i'm nostalgic for the time when stranger things s1 came out

17.07.2025 05:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

oh nice! well, it only gets more annoying from there, but you only have to beat it 4 times, and if i can do it anyone can

17.07.2025 04:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

well i can only guess, but did you notice that after you use the extra action button to jump, it changes into a targeted move button? that's how you get around fast.

16.07.2025 22:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

well, but i've done it myself, and that's how. got the raid skip, and the mount, a few months ago. as long as you insist it can't be done, you'll never figure out what you're missing! good luck!

16.07.2025 22:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i'm calling sargeras face turn in any case, he is after all The Last Titan

16.07.2025 19:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

this strat on wowhead works, should be doable on pretty much any spec. took me a few tries to get the jumps right. once you've seen where to go, you can practice gliding to your spots before you start the fight. www.wowhead.com/guide/mythic...

16.07.2025 16:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

that guy's name better be bo terrific

14.07.2025 01:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

please report back when you do, and good luck in there ๐Ÿซก

13.07.2025 19:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ok but popular swedish food includes "flygande jakob," context is important

13.07.2025 19:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

grats! my first collector's bounty drop was mimiron's head, i think i was more relieved i never have to do ulduar again than anything else

10.07.2025 01:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i enjoyed "shelter at home," too

10.07.2025 01:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 19    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"early Internet forum Usenet" lol

09.07.2025 01:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

better hold onto that 'dog or it'll be yourself who needs forgiving

07.07.2025 01:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

it's funny that there are TWO rappers now who make me think of a prancing thomas jefferson

05.07.2025 15:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i've seen this posted in a few different forms, it's not just you

03.07.2025 16:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i had a higher-up at work recently who we figured out started using AI for all his communication because he suddenly started sounding human and thoughtful, which was COMPLETELY out of character.

03.07.2025 01:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

no real band would ever allow the grinning idiot bass player to stand there

02.07.2025 19:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i feel like ever since hipsters brought them back ironically in the mid-2000s they've never really gone away, and historically it's the stacheless '90s that were the real aberration

02.07.2025 17:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

uhhhhhhhhhhh hmmmmmm seven swans

02.07.2025 00:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i'm sure a lot of those listens are curiosity, but i wonder if an ai-generated band is particularly qualified to make music spotify's algorithm loves to push. like no human could make music so perfectly average. spotify listeners will love paying $12/mo to put this on as background noise to ignore.

28.06.2025 19:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Movie you've watched more than 6x using a gif (no Disney, Star Wars, LOTR, or Star Trek)

27.06.2025 06:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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