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The Waves of Madness (2024) shout by ThreeSpoons The Waves of Madness is a low-budget gem that shouldnโ€™t be half as effective as it is. Shot entirely as a digital side-scroller, it feels like watching a video game come to life, yet instead of gimmic...

A side-scrolling descent into Lovecraftian horror. Cheap, weird, and utterly committed to its madness. It shouldnโ€™t work, but it does.
#moviesky #filmsky #horrorsky

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05.10.2025 22:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Adulthood (2025) shout by ThreeSpoons Adulthood kicks off with a sharp hook as two seemingly normal siblings discover a corpse in their motherโ€™s home. What follows is a chain reaction of poor choices and accidental deaths that grow increa...

Two siblings find a body in their mumโ€™s house and chaos follows. Twisted fun with good performances, but nothing groundbreaking. Think Very Bad Things with less bite.
#filmsky #moviesky #horrorsky

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05.10.2025 21:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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V/H/S/HALLOWEEN (2025) review by ThreeSpoons V/H/S/Halloween feels like a love letter to everything that makes October special, the haunted mazes, the trick-or-treat chaos, and the unease that lurks behind every smiling pumpkin. The connecting s...

V/H/S/Halloween nails the spirit of the season. Cursed soda links twisted tales of candy carnage, parental fear, and backyard mayhem. Creepy, clever, and soaked in that perfect Halloween mix of fun and dread. A better entry in the series.
#moviesky #filmsky #horrorsky
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04.10.2025 23:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Night of the Reaper (2025) shout by ThreeSpoons It wears its influences on its sleeves, from its late 80s setting to the Reaperโ€™s mask, but it never finds the cool or wit of the 90s slashers it worships. The film runs two tracks, a babysitter guard...

A solid Halloween watch with style but no soul. Night of the Reaper mixes Screamโ€™s slasher thrills with Fincherโ€™s detective mood but canโ€™t decide which film it wants to be. Slick, tense and well-shot, just not one youโ€™ll remember next year.
#filmsky #moviesky #horrorsky

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03.10.2025 22:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Primitive War (2025) shout by ThreeSpoons Primitive War feels like the fever dream of someone who watched Apocalypse Now and thought, โ€œNeeds more velociraptors.โ€ All the Nam film essentials are here: choppers thundering through the jungle, cl...

Primitive War is Predator with T-Rexes and Hendrix riffs. Sweaty, loud and gloriously stupid in the best way. The Nam grit and dino carnage make it a wild, blood-soaked ride that absolutely delivers where it counts.
#filmsky #moviesky #horrorsky

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01.10.2025 21:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Splitsville (2025) review by ThreeSpoons Splitsville lures you in with a familiar setup: Carey (Kyle Marvin) and Ashley (Adria Arjona) on the verge of divorce after a shock confession. What follows is anything but standard. Carey retreats to...

Splitsville (2025) starts like a rom-com, then veers into chaos. Open marriages, poly mess, fights in fish tanks, slapstick and heartbreak collide. Darker, funnier and far more unhinged than youโ€™d expect.
#filmsky #moviesky

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26.09.2025 21:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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American Sweatshop (2025) shout by ThreeSpoons American Sweatshop follows Daisy Moriarty (Lili Reinhart), a content moderator at Paladin tasked with watching flagged videos and deciding what stays online. Violence, abuse, hate, it is endless, and ...

A chilling look at those paid to scrub the internet clean. American Sweatshop makes content moderation feel like horror, even if it avoids diving fully into the abyss.
#filmsky #moviesky #horrorsky

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20.09.2025 23:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Weapons (2025) review by ThreeSpoons Rather than showing the disappearance of a whole class of kids, Weapons starts in the aftermath and never looks back. That choice makes the film feel immediate and uncanny, dropping us into the wrecka...

Zach Cregger trades Barbarianโ€™s sharp shocks for a sprawling horror mosaic. Weapons is messy, slow, and savage, but when it lands it really lands and Iโ€™ll be thinking about this one for a while!
#filmsky #moviesky #horrorsky

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12.09.2025 21:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Eenie Meanie (2025) review by ThreeSpoons Gripping from the get-go, Eenie Meanie serves up all the familiar heist-film ingredients you secretly crave: a razor-tongued heroine with a troubled past, a wild ensemble of crew members who bring the...

A cheeky, darkly twisted heist romp. Eenie Meanie leans into its tropes. Samara Weaving nails the snappy, morally murky lead, surrounded by delightfully crazy sidekicks.
If you fancy fast cars and a thought-provoking edge, this hits the spot.
#moviesky #filmsky

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06.09.2025 19:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I remember that so vividly!
She was not happy once the cameras were off! ๐Ÿ˜

21.08.2025 08:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Rebel Ridge (2024) shout by ThreeSpoons Rebel Ridge delivers the basics of a corrupt cop thriller with enough style to keep you engaged. There is tension, some sharp bursts of action, and a story that moves briskly enough, but it never lean...

Rebel Ridge (2024) is a decent corrupt cop thriller. Entertaining enough but caught in the middle. Too light to feel dark, too flat to be funny. A solid time killer, best suited for when you just need something to watch.

#Filmsky #moviesky

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18.08.2025 12:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Night Always Comes (2025) review by ThreeSpoons The Night Always Comes wants to be a tense, street-level thriller about desperation and bad decisions. What we get instead is a sluggish slog where nothing quite lands. Vanessa Kirby plays Lynsey, a w...

Vanessa Kirby tries her best, but The Night Always Comes is a pale echo of Uncut Gems or Good Time. Miserable, slow, and forgettable. Watch the real thing instead.
#filmsky #moviesky

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15.08.2025 20:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The Pickup (2025) shout by ThreeSpoons The Pickup tries to pass itself off as an old-school Eddie Murphy caper but forgets the charm, wit, and even basic plot coherence. It tosses together a mismatched crew, a big dumb heist, and a lot of ...

The Pickup wants to be a cheeky throwback heist flick, but itโ€™s mostly flat jokes, limp action, and Eddie Murphy on autopilot. Keke Palmer tries, but even she canโ€™t save this misfire.
#moviesky #filmsky

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14.08.2025 21:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Eddington (2025) review by ThreeSpoons Eddington unfolds like an absurd western noir version of recent memory: May 2020. Masks, mistrust, politics as blood sport, neighbours at each otherโ€™s throats. That is your setting. Ari Aster designs ...

Eddington drags us back to the feverpit of 2020: masks, mistrust, conspiracy-bait neighbours. Phoenixโ€™s sheriff vs Pascalโ€™s mayor starts small, then spirals into Asterโ€™s trademark descent into chaos. Well made & acted, but too long and recent to enjoy.
#movieksy #filmsky
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12.08.2025 21:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Together (2025) review by ThreeSpoons Together starts cosy, with two people in love and that awkward โ€œwe should take things furtherโ€ vibe. Then it screws that expectation sideways. Before you know it, itโ€™s body horror with deliciously gro...

Together (2025) turns โ€œrom-com-meets-goreโ€ into a date-night thrill ride. Brie & Franco dazzle in a creeping folk Lovecraft body horror thatโ€™s as hilarious as it is horrifying. Perfect if youโ€™re into love, laughs and limbs gone wrong. #horrorsky #moviesky #filmsky

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11.08.2025 18:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Guns Up (2025) shout by ThreeSpoons Guns Up walks a fine line between carnage and comedy and pulls it off with a crooked grin. It has the slick gunplay of John Wick and the everyman grit of Nobody, but it never forgets to have fun. Kevi...

A mob enforcer dad and a wife with sharp instincts? Guns Up is violent, cheeky, and surprisingly charming. A very worthy Saturday night popcorn flick with a few surprises up its sleeve.
#moviesky #filmsky

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28.07.2025 22:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
The Fantastic 4: First Steps (2025) review by ThreeSpoons This is not your usual punch first comic flick. Fantastic Four: First Steps leans on wit, planning and tough choices rather than endless CGI scraps. The team feel like they have lived in these roles f...

Brains over brawn. Fantastic Four: First Steps is bold, retro sci fi Marvel done right, with a cast that feels like a real family and a Galactus standoff that actually makes you think.

#moviesky #Filmsky
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27.07.2025 16:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Sweetheart (2019) shout by ThreeSpoons Sweetheart opens with a classic survival setup. Jenn, played by Kiersey Clemons, washes up alone on a remote beach after a wreck. She drags her friendsโ€™ bodies to shore, builds shelter, hunts for food...

A strippedโ€‘back survival tale that mutates into a tense creature feature. Sharp, lean and packed with suspense.

#moviesky #horrorsky #filmsky

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26.07.2025 20:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Sunlight (2025) review by ThreeSpoons Sunlight is bizarre, tender, hilarious, dark and unapologetically horny. Nina Conti, already known for turning ventriloquism on its head, takes it a step further by embodying her infamous potty mouthe...

Bizarre, filthy, heartfelt and oddly uplifting. Sunlight (2025) is Nina Contiโ€™s wild leap from ventriloquism to avant garde cinema, and itโ€™s unforgettable.
#filmsky #moviesky

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25.07.2025 21:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Happy Gilmore 2 (2025) review by ThreeSpoons Sandlerโ€™s return as Happy feels like catching up with an old mate. He is 60 now, a little slower and more serious, and that shift gives the comedy an extra kick for those of us who grew up with films ...

Sandler swings again. Happy Gilmore 2 mixes 90s chaos with midโ€‘life grit, wild cameos and a killer soundtrack.
Nostalgic, silly and somehow still magic.
#moviesky #filmsky

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25.07.2025 19:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The Luckiest Man in America (2025) review by ThreeSpoons The Luckiest Man in America (2025) takes a true story that could have felt boneโ€‘dry and turns it into something gripping. The film follows Michael Larson, a man who walked onto a game show as a suppos...

A trueโ€‘life gameโ€‘show hustle turned fever dream. Hauser is brilliant, Goggins oozes charm, and every win cranks the tension. Odd, sharp, and way more gripping than youโ€™d expect.
#filmsky #moviesky

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24.07.2025 19:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Dangerous Animals (2025) shout by ThreeSpoons Dangerous Animals (2025) blends shark thriller with psychological horror along Queenslandโ€™s shimmering coast. Zephyr, a drifter and talented surfer, is pulled into the orbit of Tucker, a sharkโ€‘baiting...

Dangerous Animals: Aussie sun, twisted thrills, and Jai Courtney stealing the show. Slick and tense, but the chaseโ€‘escape loop wears thin.
#Filmsky #Moviesky #Horrorsky

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23.07.2025 22:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Do your civic duty and vote in the Fangoria Awards!
fangoria.com/vote
@fangoria.bsky.social
#horrorsky

20.07.2025 22:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Sovereign (2025) review by ThreeSpoons Sovereign plays like a slow burning civil war between two men who could have been brothers if fate had not put them on opposite sides of the badge. At its core, it is not about good versus evil but be...

Sovereign is what happens when ideology meets testosterone and nobody backs down. Offerman and Quaid are a force. Smart, tense, tragic.
#filmsky #moviesky

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20.07.2025 21:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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M3GAN 2.0 (2025) review by ThreeSpoons M3GAN 2 takes a bold turn. If the first film nodded to Terminator, this one charges in like Terminator 2: bigger, funnier, and leaning hard into sciโ€‘fi. The horror edge that made the original so sharp...

M3GAN 2 swaps scares for sciโ€‘fi flair. Killer laughs, slick fights, and a wild Kate Bush moment, but I miss the creepy charm of the first. #M3GAN2 #filmsky #moviesky #horrorsky

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15.07.2025 21:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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A Good Woman Is Hard to Find (2019) shout by ThreeSpoons A Good Woman Is Hard to Find sets up a bleak, grounded revenge story with a great lead in Sarah Bolger but never delivers on its promise. The grief, the setting, the desperationโ€ฆ itโ€™s all there, but h...

Grimy setup, wasted potential. Bolgerโ€™s solid but stuck in a half-baked thriller with a villain straight out of a bad soap. Frustratingly shallow. No bite.
#filmsky #moviesky #horrorsky
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12.07.2025 22:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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A โ˜…โ˜…โ˜…โ˜… review of Superman (2025) James Gunnโ€™s Superman isnโ€™t trying to be gritty or grounded. Itโ€™s a full dive into comic book madness. The film zips along like a stack of vibrant panels come to life, packed with aliens, monsters, an...

Superman (2025) launches the new DCU with colour, chaos, and charm. Corenswet nails the cape, the dogโ€™s a star, and Gunn goes full comic book. Legacy nods land, the heart still hits, theme tune still gets you.
#Superman #DCU #JamesGunn #Krypto #DCComics #Moviesky #Filmsky

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12.07.2025 20:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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FrightFest London 2025 The FrightFest London 2025 lineup

FrightFest London 2025 Lineup Released
frightfest.co.uk/2025London/

I'm also starting to put together a playlist of all the trailers I can find. . .
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#horrorsky #fightfest

10.07.2025 22:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Jurassic World Rebirth (2025) shout by ThreeSpoons Jurassic World: Rebirth delivers on dinosaur action and flashy set pieces, but struggles to justify its existence. For a 2025 tentpole, some of the effects look oddly rough, especially during wide sho...

Jurassic World: Rebirth stomps in with decent dino thrills and slick visuals, but some CGI still feels off-budget. Solid cast, muddled tone. Fun, but pointless.
#filmsky #moviesky #horrorsky
#jurassicworld
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05.07.2025 17:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Bring Her Back (2025) review by ThreeSpoons The Philippou brothers are the real deal. From backyard chaos on YouTube to the breakout brilliance of Talk to Me, their journey proves talent beats budget when itโ€™s paired with vision. Bring Her Back...

A raw, gut-twisting descent into grief, guilt, and grotesque transformation.
The Philippou brothers level up again.
#filmsky #moviesky #horrorsky
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04.07.2025 21:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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