Blinkin

Crazy how one second it's "THIS IS WAR" and "All leftists will pay" and the next it's "How sad that one troubled individual with good upbringing has lost his way"

Right-wing Twitter rn

Boy, that "My body, my choice" shit went out the window real quick

Can't believe that future text books on US History will have a section in the lead up to martial law titled "The Big Balls Incident"

I can remember when misinformation was kinda cheeky and harmless. Like "you have separate areas of your tongue that taste different things."

Now it's "vaccines kill more people than the diseases they were made to protect against" and "every person outside of Home Depot is a terrorist"

Cc @blinkinriley.bsky.social thought of you with this

If you think that killing Innocent women and children as a consequence of war are more acceptable than some musicians in Somerset, England telling you to fuck off,...

Bubba, you're the bad guy.

ICE: *tackles a single mother in the grocery store*

*Sitting opposition president does dozens of unconstitutional acts in first few months of presidency*

Elected Democrats:

👊🇺🇸🔥

It is.

The Ayotollah thinks so too.

I bet that DOD Signal chat is crazy right now

They fell for that 4-4-2-2-1- talk like a charm

This seems weak from The Onion, but it isn't their fault.

Satire needs to be reality adjacent.

Donald's insanity has broadened the possibility of stupid shit happening so much that it's made The Onion's job basically impossible.

Like, Mammoth?..

Singular?

I have all those.

It can happen, brother. ❤️

Our timeline is proof that time travel will never be invented.

Vance is making couches green with envy all across the Midwest

I've heard Nazi Barbie

I've heard KKKaroline

But personally I think we should go with Josephine Goebbels

Bubba we are past the point where Hanlon's Razor breaks down

Maybe it's incompetence.

Maybe it's Maybelline.

I'm gonna wake up to a bunch of morons mad at me.

From an engineering standpoint, humanoid robots have to be one of the dumbest design choices of all time.

We are physically far from ideal for the majority of stuff we try to do. So we build machines to do that stuff, fine.

Let's make them shaped exactly like us with 1/50th the coordination.

If you're a reporter in a White House press briefing as the spokesperson for the government asserts flatly that Kilmar Abrego Garcia is a member of the MS-13 gang who's guilty of human trafficking and you sit there silently without shouting out "PROVE IT!" I'd like to invite you to go fuck yourself.

But RDS, he's freely exercising his freedom to negotiate as an idiot.

He probably only wants ducks that have had Republican plastic surgery