"fart"

im good fam

A modern Hachikō story: This man tweeted a Follow Friday for the band Foghat every week until he died

Click Cock Ring and Waterbed Settings then set Allow Cock Ring and Waterbed Notifications to "Yes, I want to receive all Cock Ring and Waterbed Notifications" But it only works if you're on the latest version of the Cock Ring and Waterbed app

"The scholars of old believed there were only four elements-- wind, earth, water and fire. I believe there are only two: My waterbed, and this big metal cock ring I wear all of the time."

-Cock Ring and Waterbed Man

"A sip of the finest wine, a crisp autumn breeze, a first kiss... None of it compares to the feeling of being on my waterbed with my big metal cock ring on..."

-Cock Ring and Waterbed Man

if your pinned tweet was made within the last like 12 hours or if you change it all the time that's a fuckin ick and a half. turn off your phone and go lay down

I have invented a new character, "Cock Ring and Waterbed Man." I will explain more about him later. His theme song is Kokomo

Me too tbh

President Trump, due to your recent erratic behaviours and actions I believe you may be suffering from undiagnosed adhd and/or imposter syndrome. Please watch Bo Burnman "Inside" asap!!!!!!!!

lol check out this guys profile

just a reminder that #FatPadFriday is on hiatus until PenisMarcus reimburses the discord for the damage caused to the travelodge by his pit bull at the 2025 Fat Pad Fiesta .

FINALLY!!!! someone on thingiverse has created a pig bra

good lord

Cool I hate it 👍

positive energy to you pimp

I think probably March or so

oh hell yeah what parts!!

Wow, that looks gorgeous

Probably March ish

If u have any favorite stuff in Japan that's north of Tokyo I would love to know what's neat up there. I've only ever gone west and south before and am lookin at a few nights in Sendai or Niigata and perhaps up to Hokkaido

This is a pic of me from last year when I was wearing a tiny hat. Check out my tiny hat.

i dont know if this is true but at Hedonism 2 one time a guy was super jacked on viagra and whatever sex pills and fuckin dropped dead but he still had a wicked stiffy sticking straight up and a couple of hotel workers got in trouble for putting a cocktail umbrella in his urethra

if you actually click the link hes talking about Mario Lopez

i understand your skepticism but watch PussymanJosh 100% Raining Blood and tell me he cant wail on a clit

reddit guy posting a big thread about how playing a lot of guitar hero made him really good at fingering his gf

and now he's dead. shouldve listened to me

i gotta get the hell back to japan

i like furiosa a lot but its not quite the lightning in a bottle that fury road was. def worth seeing though

literally less than 20 minutes into my yearly Fury Road rewatch and am astonished once again at what a perfect movie it is