Diablo Graves

Okay, now I just have to find the nineth one…

Dmitri, an orange cat, relaxes in his cat bed with his head on the side, looking up at me.

Dmitri mostly hangs out with my roommate these days, except in the morning when he wants breakfast. It’s a bit chilly so he’s been making a lot of cute poses from his cat bed lately.

It could also be a legitimate complaint, but they’ve already lied about previous incidents, and instead of focusing on releasing details first to back up their claims, all we get is, “Why haven’t Democrats apologized for this violence we haven’t proven yet?” They don’t want truth, just obedience.

Re: ICE agent finger bite: notice how no details or body cam footage, just narrative spin to distract from them murdering innocent people. For all we know, it happened because he grabbed someone by the face and they were trying desperately not to have their head slammed into the ground.

The most frustrating part of Return to Silent Hill is knowing that there are people for whom this will be their first and maybe only version of the story they see. If you haven’t played it yet, PLEASE don’t watch the movie. Heck, a YouTube video of the game’s cutscenes would probably be better.

Many thanks for the condolences. My heart goes out to those who have also lost a companion. May their memories live on with us.

Delphine, a black cat, stands facing the camera with her back paws on a chair seat and her front paws on the armrest.

I realize I haven’t posted much here lately. Unfortunately, the only news that matters is that Delphine, my little shadow and chatterbox, passed away this week. Thankfully she went quickly and didn’t have to suffer long, and I was blessed to have her in my life for many years. Rest now, little one.

“Jeff Bezos, Elon Musk, and Sam Altman say GenZ will get to work in space to fix the job market on Earth”

Translation: rich billionaires will re-enact Mouthwashing and/or Lethal Company, and you’ll get to be the protagonist!

Deltarune chapters 3&4
OFF gets an official release
SILKSONG IN TWO WEEKS!?!

What a year to be alive

Okay, so I saw Neverway in this morning’s Nintendo showcase, and… has no one before now thought of making Harvest Blood Moon? That idea seems like such an obvious slam dunk in hindsight that I almost can’t believe no one’s thought of it before. I might have to finally play a farming sim…

“Hmm, I should be less attached to my phone.” *puts it down for a few minutes*

While I’m not looking at it: “Your package is several hours early, but since you didn’t immediately respond, our delivery driver has to choose between having a pee break this shift or leaving it out in the street.”

Me: I’m at a concert instead of just watching it on YT, neat.
My brain: You’re too far away from the stage to view the performance without looking at screens provided by the venue and listening to loudspeakers replicating the performance at what is basically a low-acuity YT video.
Me: Thanks, brain.

I find it wild that they actually give a shit now when not weeks ago we were deporting students for daring to question Israel bombing Palestinian citizens to oblivion while Hamas was off in Qatar and they were all in agreement on it. I guess unarmed citizens are their only acceptable targets.

Orange cat poking his head out of a scratch box cardboard house with outdoor themes on it

Need to counteract the garbage vibes with some pawsitive ones so here’s a cute picture of Dmitri

Conservatives: “Yeah, Trump’s right, we should call take-backsies on the Panama Canal!”
France: “According to your logic you should return the Statue of Liberty.”
Conservatives: “WAAAAH we don’t like being treated the way we treat others!”

Maybe one day we won’t have playground bullies for leaders.

Augh, that sucks. The unfortunate reality is that if you have to be around kids a lot you’re going to catch stuff. Hope you’re able to make a full recovery soon.

Obviously the moderators were biased against Trump: if they had wanted to run a fair debate they wouldn’t have let him take five extra minutes to run his mouth and show everyone how awful he is.
(Note: I shouldn’t have to say this, but this is sarcasm ;P)

Hey, glad to see you’re still alive! Hadn’t heard much from you lately, hope you’re okay.

AI in the 90s: Many users have stated that their initial reviews of the newest U2 album “Pop” were positive. However, they then changed their minds to indicate that it was NOT as good as they previously thought.

Spoilers for Vertigo: after watching it for the first time this week, I thought it would be cool if there was an alternate end where John and Midge get back together and go after Gavin to bring him to justice and it turns out there is one and that is ALMOST EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENS and that made my week

Watching a movie about dunking on rich white assholes without seeing them experience actual consequences doesn’t hit hard after several years of continuously dunking on rich white assholes without seeing them experience actual consequences. Insufferable flashback exposition. Eight Deadly Words.

Is sarcasm allowed in alt text? Basically I painted a provided image and they, uh, look sorta close? Maybe? I mean yeah it’s not as detailed but I got the gist of it I think. Look, I’m an engineer, I don’t know why they had us do this as an activity, I’m stuck here for two hours and I don’t want to socialize so now I have to eat up more time doing… something. Alright whatever I’m not posting pictures on here anymore, I don’t have to explain myself to social media

Nailed it.

One of the perils of working from home:
Me: *About to give an important presentation to a lot of people that can’t be interrupted*
Cat: *hairball noises*
Me *nervously hoping that isn’t being picked up on mic and that he won’t have to clean cat vomit out of his bed later*

It’s wild how many people respond to hearing about someone having a gun pulled on them with “You should’ve had a gun yourself.” Really? If they’ve already pulled a gun on you, pulling out your own gun is just going to get you shot. People think they’re Quick Draw McGraw or something…

Pfft, pig butchering scam? That would never work on me, anyone that seems to be romantically interested in me is obviously not real, so I’d never fall for—
Message: “Hello, you’re a terrible person and everything you’ve done in life is a failure.”
… tell me more…

Cat: Pet me!
Me: You’re too far away, I can’t reach you.
Cat PET ME!
Me: Look, come over here where I’m sitting and I’ll—
Cat: MROOWWW!
Me: Okay fine, one sec— *gets up*
Cat: *immediately runs past me, jumps into the chair, and goes to sleep*
Me: …

Dang it, I forgot to wish everyone a Happy -50th Anniversary of the ‘74 Solar Eclipse on Saturday. Hope you had a good day at least.

I hope
That there is a
Parallel Universe
With a me who succeeded where
I failed.

“Please hold for a one question survey…”
You know what, I’m feeling good today and they did a good job, I’m going to give them a good—
*they hang up*
… WELL NOW I DON’T WANT TO ANYMORE ANYWAY

Cat #2: THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE THE PATH UNDER THE BED MUST BE CLEAR *immediately begins pulling at the blockade every time I put it in place*
Me: …Do you want to get under there?
Cat #2: *looks under bed, then walks away* Nah.
Cat #1: Ooh, hairball time. *crawls under bed*
Me: FFFFFFFFFF—