── 𝗜 𝗦𝗘𝗘 𝗖𝗢𝗟𝗢𝗨𝗥𝗦 𝗨𝗡𝗦𝗘𝗘𝗡;

[NC]

aw fuck

[NC]

hi guys im elle from the hit website bluesky dot app

Im literally gonna be fine!

how???!?!?

sorta!!! I don't get what the problem with my cheese habits is.

[ She's done chewing and she finally swallows. Thank fucking god. ]

I'm not mad about THAT I am mad about your attitude! I did not steal this body to be told what to do with it!!

[ >:( ]

[ Chewing. But now looking at her really angrily. ]

[NC]

no but the forest is

[ Nope! ]

shushtu u pppp .

[ ... chewing very slowly. It seems he realised his mouth is too full to actually eat any of it so she's taking the time to relax and actually chew. ]

nOo YouCant.

[ Please stop putting cheese in your mouth. Greediest motherfucker alive. ]

// yeah obviously but you know

// atleast by this point elle and rose are like. SEMI okay with it? like within reason. obviously.

I DON'T WANNA BE TOLERATED.
I WANNA BE CAUGHT DEAD OR ALIVE.
I DON'T WANT TO BE IN-BETWEEN ANYMORE.
DON'T WANT TO TAKE IT IN STRIDE.

Your thoughts SUCK.

[ She says, shoveling more cheese into her mouth. She's gonna choke. ]

// she would probably know abt elle yeah

Yeah! And Rose is not supposed to LOOK like that!

[ ?? That could imply several things. Either insulting his fashion sense or, you know, the vines. ]

I have not been given a body just to be bossed around.

[ She's talking with cheese in his mouth by the way. ]

// reminder its first canon interaction is calling nat a cunt

[ He turns his head to her veeeeery slowly, eyes wide and mouth full of mozzarella cheese. ]

fuck you.

[ Okay? ]

You are so meaaaan to meeee Moss can hug the TV but I can't eat cheese?? ? ???? so rude!!!!!

[NC]

i have bad news

[ He ois just sitting at the table and eating mozzarella really messily not much to say here. ]

// just gods silliest goober (literally a demon)

// the evil.........

// because rose is cutie

// this one?

[NC]

burn the forest

[NC]

is it working

[ Eating handfuls of shredded mozzarella. You know what that means. Yes this is the Elle post. ]

[NC]

do you think it gives a fuck youre just the guy burning bodies for it </3