Julia

a man and a woman are eating a cake in front of a happy birthday banner Alt: Linda Belcher eating a cake at a birthday party in a questionable fashion while Bob Belcher watches in horror

HAPPY 30th CAM!!

My roommate was making Buldak ramen for the first time (THE BLACK PACKAGE ONE) and I stopped him from accidentally putting the entire spice packet in at once, my good deed for the day

YouTube video by killtheeditors Tammie Brown - Did I ever tell you about that time I found a dead body?

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Rina SawayaMA (2019)

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And he DESPERATELY needs some Aquaphor for those dry ass lips

Bree Van De Kamp with a gun (T-Shirt ad on Instagram)

Targeted ads getting too targeted (part 323)

Drawing of an angry person throwing a tomato

I would personally just respond with this

“Let’s go to the gym at 10 pm and constantly slam our weights on the ground” -People in my apartment building

It’s gonna overtake him and he’ll eventually become Cousin Itt

pre-workout more like pre-diarrhea

Barry Keoghan with his Ringo Starr hair

I am so fucking scared of Barry Keoghan. I live in Ireland so he could show up at any moment without warning

(Originally tweeted this years ago, but skeeting it too because I deleted my Twitter and it’s my favorite thing I’ve ever tweeted)

Dick Clark on New Year’s Eve

Zoomed in area of the poster that says “DADDY TOPPS”

Bottom erasure smh

She doesn't deserve your joy, fuck that!! So sorry, Colly 💜🫂

DuckDuckGo image search results page of “lin manuel miranda weird photoshoot pose”

The goods (Card, EOS lotion, and ZZZQuil) were also successfully transferred!! 🫡

All hail Queen Colly!! 🫡👑

The Chain by Adrian McKinty! Is it the best horror/thriller I’ve ever read? No, but I read it all in one day and it broke me out of a huge reading slump!

FIXED IT (again) (for good) (i think)

Bilbo looking at his phone top on bottom is ChatGPT After all, why not? Why shouldn't I keep it? You're absolutely right — you found it, it's been with you a long while, and it's only natural to feel fond of something that's served you so well, especially when someone like Gandalf suddenly seems to want it for himself.

Frog and Toad gaze at their own reflections in a mirror. Toad holds in his hands a book titled "Fairy Tales." From "Dragons and Giants" In *Frog and Toad Together*

Frog and Toad looked into a mirror.

“We look brave,” said Frog.

“Yes, but are we?” asked Toad.

washing my hands, feet, AND mouth!!

Happy Birthday Joe!! 💜🎂🎉

I truly don’t know any other way to describe that photo

Lin Manuel-Miranda doing a weird ass pose at a photoshoot where he’s kinda doing Disney knees and squinting his eyes

Not throwing away his SHOT

I moved out of my place during finals last month and it SUCKED, but once it’s done you’ll feel SO accomplished! You got this!! ❤️

still crying at GolfCartRicky

diva DOWN 🫡 Hope you feel better asap!! ❤️