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photo of a television playing Happiest Season

it’s that time of year again where we all collectively agree that Abby should have ended up with Riley. right?

i am so sorry this renovation has been the headache from hell. if you need to take today off we all understand. just make sure you clear it with Sacha and Shaney and find a replacement.

beautifully deep and introspective - This Here Flesh by Cole Arthur Riley

informative and poetic - The Hidden Life of Tree by Peter Wohlleben

easy gay romance - What If It’s Us by Adam Silvera

easy read to get back into the swing of it - The Wild Robot series by Peter Brown

for more DM me😊

oh no…. i have a crush…… an official, checking if they see my instagram story, smile when i see their name, crush. i’m too old for this shit.

it was a good year!

MCUm slutty Bobby Drake

MCUm slurry Iceman

Bobby Drake was probably the easiest since i just put him in an Emma Frost uniform. here’s canonically gay Iceman dressed as a slutty hero.

love that! there is something so incredibly intriguing about hockey!! i love the way they score and how well they keep score.

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wow i love hockey. it’s so good of a sport. very much a great game what they do.

i’m sorry! you can give your self permission to listen to your favorite music, turn your phone on do not disturb, get your favorite thing to eat for dinner even if it’s just a bunch of favorite snacks and watch a movie that you love! take care of yourself🤍

so i’ve been drawing male superheroes wearing lingerie because i’m not only gay but i love super heroes. to those of you in the hmj chat if you do not wish to see these i will be using the word “MCUm” in the image descriptions so you can add that to your blocked/filtered words list.

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shaney get behind me. i’m throwing hands

😉 well let’s be honest i’d be starting on red LOLL!

catching up on a couple streams i missed and now… what was that? @austinalive.bsky.social but also…. yeah you’re right.

i can’t wait to watch but i don’t want it to end… so conflicted🫠🫠

LOVE!!

i’m sorry they pushed your surgery. M83’s album A Necessary Escape has helped me through tough days and complex feelings. i recommend giving it a listen. and i hope this picture of my cat biting my bow and being an adorable menace cheers you up

put on a half moon joe vid on to get ready to as well do. and i stumbled upon new lore to me. i had no idea pickle joe was a THING!! i thought they were just emotes! i’m so happy i invited this bald little queen on to my screen. the joy he brings is incomparable!

my album is out now anywhere you listen to music! open.spotify.com/album/1LY77s...

i’ve definitely never listened to laufey. the one i checked off was Lorde. but cool. is posting my score to this test performative though? just a thought.

omg they’re perfect!!!!

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today i keep thinking about Betty. that young girl Joe accused of being a bot and calling to ban her, only to find out she was a real person but kept copy and pasting chatgpt slop in the chat.

I was like “WOW I got the notification REALLY late”

new merch?

i can’t wait to see the set you got! please share pictures when they arrive! i’m curious if it’s the same set i got a couple years ago!!🐹

this happened last week for me! have a Cappy Ham plushie headed my way!

gym crush has returned. and i feel the holy spirit in this gym.

agreed! no one talks enough about it! ro, you understand and i always knew you did