BeLikeBats

Thing I hate most about depression; the feeling that you're the weakest person in the room. Everyone else sees this shit show going on, why am I the only one about to lose it? How are all these other people keeping it together?

13.02.2025 23:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Are you racist? Homophobic? Sexist? If so you or your family may be entitled to testicular devastation for being a toadie for the rich.

06.02.2025 14:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I'm just gonna leave this here

23.01.2025 21:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

A glass bottle containing teeth and partial dentures with the text "poach the rich for their ivory" encircling it

Let's bring back scrimshaw but with Musk's tusks

18.12.2024 20:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Drifloon with a pennywise-inspired color palate and makeup. The words "hey kids, ya like floatin'?" Wrap around its head

I'm only speaking with a slight amount of hyperbole when I say I will never make something better than this.

18.12.2024 01:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

So maga merch sellers are getting pissed because all their "America first" and yada yada products are made in China and will get reamed with tariffs from Dear Leader. Karma's a vindictive bitch, ain't it?

13.12.2024 16:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Idea: Thunderdome of CEO's and billionaires who must fight to the death to be the one true billionaire, except the CEO's of Costco and Arizona Tea; those two are on commentary (except less Madden and Summerall, more Statler and Waldorf)

08.12.2024 02:29 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

My Roman Empire is wishing there was never a Roman Empire

06.12.2024 16:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

S'mores is like, illegally cute

24.11.2024 23:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

Another thing that grinds my gears is christians regarding things like, being a decent person, loving others, and the very idea of family as "Christian values" in that way that insinuates no other sect or faith has such values. I mean goddamn, you gonna try to say you invented friendship too??

19.11.2024 23:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Much as I want to believe that Trump voters are suddenly feeling remorse for voting for a self-serving infected pustule in a wig, if there's anything the last decade has taught me, it's that these people are incapable of self-reflection or critical thinking. To them I say, fuck you and your eggs.

18.11.2024 19:22 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ok first post on bluesky, gotta make this count, uh... *Pats pockets* shit I had something for this uh... Fuck it-

17.11.2024 18:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0