🙄I gave the bartender that fuck...it was my last one to give
03.02.2026 01:32 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@magicthursday.bsky.social
🙄I gave the bartender that fuck...it was my last one to give
03.02.2026 01:32 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Is this why you didn't call me back perv?
02.02.2026 13:46 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I made chicken noodle soup yesterday and then overnight bone broth. I feel so mature.
21.01.2026 17:31 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Agreeing with @scottmik104.bsky.social that the weather app didn't say shit about this
17.01.2026 18:30 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0❤️
12.01.2026 19:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I just made a "call back" phone call that I have been putting off for a long time and guess what? It went to fucking voicemail bitches!🥳🎉💫
30.12.2025 20:56 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I basically kidnapped her from the woods,so I can't tell her nothing.
27.12.2025 23:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0She does not
27.12.2025 23:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Not a fan
27.12.2025 23:05 — 👍 19 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Sir...I have no idea how my phone got this way but it has stayed this way
26.12.2025 17:25 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0So glad you like it ..I had to delete 4 apps that I use for my phone to upload it. Happy Birthday🫵!
26.12.2025 17:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Happy Birthday @steelytom1.bsky.social ! You are one of my favorite things that I bought online and turned out to be better in real life. Love you😘🥰
26.12.2025 15:42 — 👍 22 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0Thanks girl😚
20.12.2025 16:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hahaha..thank you!
20.12.2025 16:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0🥰
19.12.2025 14:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Thank you baby🥰 Love you😘😘
19.12.2025 14:29 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0You mean the best day of my life? Yes I remember.
19.12.2025 14:29 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Happy Birthday ALLISON!!!!!🥳 @alialibobaly.bsky.social I hope you're having the best day🥰
04.12.2025 17:46 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Guy in car next to me just saw me hop in with my fresh hot coffee grab me phone charger tip my cup and try to plug it in the bottom😞
18.11.2025 17:38 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0He's a beer snob
13.11.2025 19:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hi @simonb72.bsky.social 👋
13.11.2025 16:43 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Sculpt her in a potato for him
03.11.2025 17:25 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Happy Caturday fuckers
01.11.2025 15:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Sputtering away on a moped with the crown jewels is such a moment.
19.10.2025 22:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0And it's on you if you don't remember "the international tv " joke
19.10.2025 19:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Sir. The food is salty. It was salty at the restaurant when you loved it. I did not add salt. That's all 🫠
19.10.2025 19:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0🙄😞🙄😞🙄😞
19.10.2025 19:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Why you lying on international tv? You said "it was all too salty" 😂
19.10.2025 19:42 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Went to a new bbq place @scottmik104.bsky.social loved the food. I just served him the leftovers with some homemade chips and coleslaw. He said everything was all too salty. TF? I salted the homemade chips as one must🙄
19.10.2025 19:35 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Staaaap!!! We're at a bar and I just told Scott I better be getting play by plays🤣
17.10.2025 19:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0