TheJediSwitch

TheJediSwitch

@thejediswitch.bsky.social

rasta don't work for no CIA 🎶we've got super Mik Arteta🎶 Please consider supporting music education through mbird.org

1,690 Followers 720 Following 10,579 Posts Joined Aug 2023
7 hours ago

Lol. Wife just left town for 11 days, so not so much.

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10 hours ago

I'd rather drive a tanker through the Straights of Hormuz.

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10 hours ago
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10 hours ago
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Let's write a song about fucking

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10 hours ago

I love this man.

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10 hours ago

Oh yes. That one.

A whole case of "fresh" sushi.

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10 hours ago

There's a Walgreens on 16th Street n Denver that has sushi.

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10 hours ago
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Thanks for the links y'all. Back on my bullshit.

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10 hours ago

Totally.

It's hard to explain how awesome Vinnie is. At least once a week he says something so funny you piss your pants.

I mean, we have a guy that literally spends every game dressed in a sasquatch suit inside a building in the outfield just so he can come out on the roof if Vinnie hits a dong

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12 hours ago

I love that the whole county is getting a flavor of how fucking awesome Vinnie is.

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19 hours ago

There is what very much looks like a pube in the bathroom sink at work and I have many, many questions, none of which I really want answered.

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20 hours ago

I didn't even think i had a way to play any of it, but i realized my car has a CD player.

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23 hours ago

I need to order it!

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23 hours ago

Yup

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23 hours ago
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1 day ago

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3 days ago

14 years

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3 days ago

It was completely bonkers before you even add in who it was against and what it meant to buffalo. Add that in and I can't really process it.

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3 days ago

They spent the first period and the first minute of the second just fighting. Then the Sabres went up 3-0 and 4-1. Then fell behind 7-5. Then scored the last 3.

Bonkers.

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3 days ago

This game is insane.

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3 days ago

It's *bonkers*.

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3 days ago

This is fuckin great.

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3 days ago
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France became the first country in the world to ban supermarkets from throwing away unsold food. Lawmakers passed the Loi Garot, which requires all grocery stores larger than 400 square meters to donate edible food to charities and food banks instead of sending it to landfills.

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3 days ago

Middle weekend, you say?

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3 days ago

If they win tonight, I'm losing any possible hope of staying rational.

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3 days ago

Probably. But we should find out for sure.

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3 days ago

You could kick ass as a musician for 30 years and never write a line as good as "I wanna drown in your brown velvet dopamine."

Sturg has like a dozen of them on one fucking record.

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3 days ago

I trust the Cubans can find a way.

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3 days ago

You're a fuckin badass, C. 💪💪💪

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