@litmoose.bsky.social
DFIR by day, DFIR by night. Former vet tech. Violinist, Salty, Tired, Meme Enthusiast.
Hopefully neither are exposed.
08.10.2025 02:55 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I refuse to do forensics on that, but I can't wait until it's evidence in a trial.
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ALMOST solid list until she got into food and characters.
She left off Living with the Land, which is the best thing you can treat yourself to if you're lame.
youtu.be/g_ihCMxSGYY?...
Why do people keep booking that city for events? It's literally the worst place. Are they hoping to go to Disney after or something? I can assure you, that's also awful.
06.10.2025 18:13 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0If you all can escape your clearly mandatory (cause who the hell would go there willingly) professional engagement early, make sure you hit up 4Rivers BBQ in Winter Park. There will be a line so allow yourself an hour. It's worth it.
06.10.2025 17:49 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0What sadist makes it open air in Florida?!
It's been years since I've been to OCCC. Tampa is superior.
That tracks.
06.10.2025 17:39 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Why hello! I've been a bit busy but I've missed you. Ray has been sent with photographic life updates from me. π
06.10.2025 17:38 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0You've been bamboozled. I would lodge a formal complaint to whoever is running this shindig. Some cities have the decency of attaching convention centers directly to the hotel.
06.10.2025 17:36 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0The trick is to not go outside. Have you all tried that? That's what Floridians do. That's why the AC is always so damn cold.
06.10.2025 16:40 β π 10 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Oh hi. I'm here if tagged. Too many socials. We must be talking Florida things.
Also, hi @nedpyle.com . I am sorry you had to go to my shitty hometown.
This is the best thing ever.
I want to be the neighbor π
20.09.2025 17:23 β π 19 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
Shit just happens if you work with SQL enough
15.09.2025 18:10 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0
RIP to the dev who dropped their prod DB and then made this gem.
15.09.2025 17:29 β π 72 π 11 π¬ 4 π 0Pretty much π
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Show me. Show me your bird photos.
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Looked at my data collections for state-backed activity. If the report were a picture:
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My log has a message for you.
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If you've been good this year, maybe you'll get a little Linux... as a treat.
24.08.2025 15:18 β π 9 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0I've played them and nearly passed out. You have to have stellar capacity.
24.08.2025 14:25 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Damn, I'm jealous of her lungs. β₯οΈ
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Absolutely cursed.
03.08.2025 04:16 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Same but different. Old job didn't let me use *nix as a daily driver.
Also, for Forensic tooling efficiency, you really need a Linux box and a very beefed up Windows box.
Throw in a Mac for good measure for coding and testing.
(I run everything)
Snipping Tool + MS Paint were my top tools -- I produced hundreds of memes during my years as a consultant.
2025:
No MS Paint, no Clippy, no audio jacks on phones... we are in dark times.
Beware the person who wants to find the negative when you're happy or proud of something. They're not trying to ground you, they're not doing you any favors, they're miserable and they're a thief of joy.
Take more care to surround yourself by those who amplify the good. β₯οΈ
Life is short.
Lastly, very rarely is a social media account a good representation of a whole human.
You're a good egg, please don't forget what you as an individual mean to your friends.
"You should feel bad somehow" is never a good take. β₯οΈ
Please don't.
