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Bob ‘Buddy’ Foster

@bobbuddyfoster.bsky.social

Just a cranky, and crazy, old man making snarky comments. Calling out and cutting through the BS! Telling it like it is! Pronouns Old/Angry

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Latest posts by bobbuddyfoster.bsky.social on Bluesky

Here we don’t go to the ER even for a heart attack; we’re afraid of the bill!

05.12.2025 02:02 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m so old I remember when America was a democracy

05.12.2025 01:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Every walk is a fart walk

05.12.2025 00:54 — 👍 88    🔁 14    💬 6    📌 1

Why can’t people just stay home?!

23.11.2025 03:25 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I think I’ll stick to my dog

21.11.2025 02:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That sounds like a lot of dough

21.11.2025 02:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Great; who needs clean water 🤦‍♂️

20.11.2025 20:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I can’t imagine flying without wings

17.11.2025 03:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Too rich for my blood

16.11.2025 19:12 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Miami Dolphins are not very bright 🤦‍♂️

16.11.2025 17:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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16.11.2025 16:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’d prefer a banana split

16.11.2025 16:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

How am I gonna save for retirement???

16.11.2025 16:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

“Are those parakeets in your pants or are you just happy to see me?”

15.11.2025 23:28 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I thought this was from The Onion 🤦‍♂️

15.11.2025 23:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

GOOD!! 👍

14.11.2025 14:46 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That’s what I’m talking about 👍

13.11.2025 21:30 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Fine, I’ll switch back to smoke signals

13.11.2025 21:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

That he’s a vindictive ass?!

13.11.2025 21:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

🤷‍♂️ I don’t really care

13.11.2025 21:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

I miss Ditka

09.11.2025 03:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It's important that I have a job I can do while hungover. Not that I ever am hungover. I just feel that way a lot.

08.11.2025 22:31 — 👍 9    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

Cigarettes taste good 🚬

09.11.2025 03:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I wish he would live under a rock and STAY THERE!

09.11.2025 03:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Time for everyone to switch to whiskey!

23.10.2025 02:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Irvin 👍

23.10.2025 02:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oh no!!! Oh wait…I don’t care 🤷‍♂️

23.10.2025 02:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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19.10.2025 03:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I can barely afford a Dollar Inn!

19.10.2025 03:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Hey pal, I don’t need your crap tonight! I’m already low on whiskey!

19.10.2025 02:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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