~ f r o g ~

My tamagotchi has been dead under a shelf

you will address me by my girlfriend's husband's rank

people who were raised catholic are POC

if God didn't want me to put my balls on your forehead then why did He make them such a stable shelf for that purpose

cigarettes

moron who never 3bets his 73 suited: the other players just always seem to get there

sister called me Ted Lasso when she saw my mustache I'm gonna fucking crash out

Man started tasting the metal in the air

a comic about a small cat getting a coffee and paying way more than they expected to pay.

the cafe experience

John Leguizamo: "We feed this country, we serve this country, we build this country, and then we get treated this way."

Life is so long, I can’t wait for the inevitably that I get Coltrane into golf at some point in our lives

Hell yea, Congrats 3M

Goooo #Guatemala! 🇬🇹

The CIA helped the US take down Guatemala in the Gold Cup

HAHAHA

That’s no miracle whip!

she immerse on my blender til I Kewpie mayo

deciding between giving myself a hundred concussions or eating a sandwich

I’m gonna need Coltrane to tweet more, this site is dry

I know the cops love when Dunkin calls the police

TOMORROW NIGHT! #AEWCollision 8/7c on TNT + MAX Templario + Brody King vs Hechicero + Rocky Romero With their successful night at #AEWGrandSlamMexico, Templario + Brody King team again to face The Don Callis Family's Rocky Romero + familiar foe Hechicero, TOMORROW!

TOMORROW NIGHT!
#AEWCollision
8/7c on TNT + MAX

Templario + Brody King vs Hechicero + Rocky Romero

With their successful night at #AEWGrandSlamMexico, Templario + Brody King team again to face The Don Callis Family's Rocky Romero + familiar foe Hechicero, TOMORROW!

Brain forgets to hold it

Getting back to bluesky in the chilis bathroom

if she's your girlfriend why is she lighting my fag (cigarette) with her fag (gay)

Wrestler celebrates on the top rope with a big trophy

I guess you can’t deny it 🤷🏻‍♂️

@newtexaspro.bsky.social

A man says "fuck it. I wanna be serialized. I'm tired of living comic to comic. I want to experience more. I don't want my eternally reviving body to be used for momentary vignettes. I want to be somebody." Another man says "Oh Gary, I don't think it works like that. We are doomed to nothingness after the next panel." Gary shakes his fists toward the heavens and shouts "NO! I refuse! My name is Gary! I deserve more life!"

hey literally what the fuck did I mean by this

bread