Bergen Hanson

Rudy press conference at 4 seasons total landscaping

HAPPY FOUR SEASONS TOTAL LANDSCAPING DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE

That's all the motivation I need.

Don't forget about those Epstein files, folks.

Play history for the 3DS game Animal Crossing: New Leaf. I've played even more than the 2100 hours listed here since 2020.

This number will only continue to grow.
#AnimalCrossing #NintendoStore #obsession

Any sane person visiting the White House post 2025:

Me cheering with one hand up. Holding jacket eyes closed smiling screaming

Me finding out @zohrankmamdani won. Captured by the great Faraz Ansari

Tonight seems to be a strong rebuke of the Republican Party’s “make shit as bad as possible as quickly as possible” strategy

YouTube video by sublimeplusweed Family Guy - Hunting with Dick Cheney (Full Version)

Dick "Shoot You In The Face" Cheney died. That's all for now.
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Milk & cookies for Godzilla Day

Did you leave out those milk & cookies?

Godzilla snacking on milk and cookies because it's going to be November 3rd soon.

Tomorrow's Godzilla's Anniversary. Don't forget to leave him some milk & cookies.
#Godzilla #MinusOne #SingularPoint #ShinGodzilla #Monsterverse #Toho #Anniversary #kaiju #November3rd

It's called, "I want to rock your body" and in parenthesis "until the break of dawn"

Even if the worst comes to the worst, unless we're all dead, there's always an "and then." And that "and then" is the rest of our lives, our kids' lives, our grandkids' lives.

Stephen Hawking, stationed at the bottom of some staircase.

Robot Mr. Krabs. Ravioli Ravioli, give me the formu-oli

Jacques, the bird from JonTron. No idea if he's alive or dead today, but that robot voice of his made me smirk. "It was cool, though."

Normally, text to speech voices drive me into a blind burning fury, but I'll make an exception for these three.

“Okay, okay, you guys have had your chance—the horses want another shot at it.”

“Okay, okay, you guys have had your chance—the horses want another shot at it.”

No correct aspect ratio upload to be found on YouTube, and I could be more rigorous about my editing, but I genuinely think this is some of the funniest 106 seconds in comedy history, and definitely in my top five Simpsons jokes.

The Onion: How to Join ICE

STEP 1 Be born with something just…missing STEP 2 Try deporting a few neighbors without the constitutional authority to do so, to see if it’s for you STEP 3 Unlearn any secondary languages you may know STEP 4 If filling out the application form presents a challenge, candidates may instead demonstrate how hard they can punch a dog

How to Join ICE

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Time to recalibrate my algorithm, so here we go:
I like THIS stuff-
🐲 #Godzilla
💍 #LordoftheRings
🦇 #Batman
🐈 #Cats
🦈 #Jaws
🎬 #Tarantino
😱 #Scream
🎮 #Nintendo
🔪 #Horror movies, new and old

Now show me more of these and less of the soul-shattering propaganda I've been subjected to.

Shoutout to whoever was like the news sucks, let’s spice it up by doing a jewel heist at the Louvre

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Everyone worth knowing loves:
1) The Muppets
2) Wallace & Gromit
3) ?????

Lakitu Reveals That You’re Going To Have To Replay Mario 64 Because He Forgot To Hit the “Record” Button PRINCESS PEACH’S CASTLE — Mario 64 cameraman Lakitu revealed that you’re going to have to replay the famed 1996 action platformer because he forgot to…

Lakitu Reveals That You’re Going To Have To Replay Mario 64 Because He Forgot To Hit the “Record” Button

The Graves era of Misfits would be way more awesome if Graves didn't end up becoming a Proud Boy.

Seen at Evanston’s No Kings Rally. Only teachers will truly understand this #NoKings

Reading the excerpts you kind of get the desperation from the powerful to make this story go away.

A Ren Faire implies a Stimpy Faire

AI isn't art, and if you wanna say it is, that's technically your right, but you'll consequently have the right to kiss my ass.

This jerk looks like a walking heart attack.

Been listening to D’Angelo all day. Literally the only good thing about losing a legend is getting to enjoy all their work all over again