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@laurusgratis.bsky.social

Gen X mom (human and dog) Loves horror movies and [as] 🌈 safe person Please don’t be mean or I’ll cry

44 Followers  |  108 Following  |  55 Posts  |  Joined: 13.11.2024  |  2.0293

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I hate gay Halloween. What do you mean you’re going as Princess Aura from the 1981 sci-fi classic Flash Gordon?

31.10.2025 21:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Where is Leslie Knope when we need her by the east wing?

23.10.2025 05:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I wish pikmin 4 had side by side 2nd player mode like pikmin 3. My daughter and I love playing together. The sh00ter 2nd person in pikmin 4 isn’t as fun for two 😞

23.10.2025 02:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My stbx husband doesn’t have a drug problem; he likes doing drugs.
I have the drug problem because I no longer will tolerate him doing drugs around me or my child.

07.10.2025 02:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You just know Clarence Thomas has a tunnel under his house like that Xmas guy in one battle after another..

29.09.2025 23:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What time is the rapture?
#rapture

23.09.2025 14:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Got rejected at cvs in Las Vegas for the Covid vaccination because I have no preexisting conditions.
And my 9yo got rejected too.
Are we healthy yet?
#maha

18.09.2025 17:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Going through a divorce and a move. Found this under my 9 yo daughters area rug in room 😭

16.08.2025 17:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Saw #sketch movie today with my 9 yo daughter. I liked it! I appreciate a well made thoughtful movie without singing and being too corny. The girl in the movie was a little dark and my daughter related to her.

06.08.2025 22:30 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Wtf? Wow

21.06.2025 16:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Dr?

14.06.2025 20:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Very sad.
I hope maga doesn’t pardon them

14.06.2025 15:43 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
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I’m going old school Johnny dangerously

14.06.2025 04:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

How about:
A king?!
Why not Zoidberg?

14.06.2025 04:51 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
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Didn’t you crash a steakhouse?

04.06.2025 22:07 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I am here for this. I just worry that tr$mp will think we are all out celebrating his b day.

31.05.2025 13:55 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

“Sick Grievous!”
- Carter pewtersmith

13.05.2025 18:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Def SSomething SStrange about theSSe guySS

13.05.2025 03:53 — 👍 11    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The right must’ve hated MASH

12.05.2025 04:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Or change doll to 🔫

12.05.2025 04:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I hope the Las Vegas aviators see this 🙏
@aviatorslv.bsky.social

10.05.2025 05:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I hung curtains over my sliding glass door.
I have never used drywall anchors, a level, or a drill.
I got tired of waiting for my husband to do it so I just did it! It looks.. fine

10.05.2025 05:15 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

A serious question- are these ice officers all proud boys and tr$mps secret militia that just got j6 pardons ?

10.05.2025 05:10 — 👍 7    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

MAGA measles

24.04.2025 05:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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This feels like the first step in sending them to ‘camps’
Like someone else did. Hope he doesn’t start talking about purifying anything.

18.04.2025 04:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Nevada has a wonderful AG @aarondfordnv.bsky.social

09.04.2025 04:54 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Effective at what exactly 😣

03.04.2025 23:26 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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