@crsp.bsky.social
He/Him | NYC | 30-or-40-years-old Food | Video Games | Music | Fashion/Menswear
RIP AOL
1991 - 2025
"You wanna fuck that Pokemon, doncha"
22.06.2025 01:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Let's hunt together!
04.03.2025 16:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Threads has such big boomer energy. I can't explain it
19.01.2025 03:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0TikTok just died. Crazy.
19.01.2025 03:37 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0I just fully cried at the Alamo thanks Wicked
14.12.2024 01:15 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If you think part 1 slaps, wait until you hear part 2
12.12.2024 03:09 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0They’re often getting deleted by social media platforms but the UnitedHealth CEO murder ballad is definitely a genre now online.
07.12.2024 02:12 — 👍 4246 🔁 1290 💬 71 📌 178pretty grim when health insurance company executives have to try to hide their identities online like they're public school history teachers, government employees or doctors who care for transgender people
04.12.2024 21:50 — 👍 13543 🔁 4134 💬 141 📌 37
01.12.2024 17:18 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
BTW, Neko Atsume 2 was quietly released a couple of weeks ago!
26.11.2024 04:04 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
now why do you need a fragrance to last 48 hours? go wash your ass
23.11.2024 01:33 — 👍 11794 🔁 1108 💬 121 📌 130I don't believe for a second there's anyone paying $26 per seat to go see Wicked in theaters who DOESN'T want to sing along be real
23.11.2024 02:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I'm going to see the Wicked movie just so I can clap and cheer and gas up the singers in the audience because theater kids just want to be perceived and their love is so pure
23.11.2024 02:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It’s been fash for years
20.11.2024 02:10 — 👍 293 🔁 145 💬 6 📌 26Sourdough starters
16.11.2024 03:15 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Sounds like someone is a bit dehydrated ngl
15.11.2024 21:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0He's shorter than I expected. Like 5'4" or something. Iconic voice, though
15.11.2024 18:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I walked home to the 14th St Station one rainy evening and I heard a familiar voice. Looked up and saw Willem Dafoe on the sidewalk leaning against a brick wall of a pizzeria scarfing down a slice. I ignored him and went on my way because that's New York babyyyy
15.11.2024 17:59 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0If my phone is on a cross-body strap, does that make ME the phone charm??
15.11.2024 04:36 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Gun charms and truck nuts but no place on an iPhone. That's when we lost the war
15.11.2024 04:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0What is a mouthpiece but a listening charm?
15.11.2024 04:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0More mass in the charms than the phone, as God intended.
15.11.2024 04:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0In these dark times, a ray of hope
13.11.2024 20:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0bad news! you got into your industry just after all the money and opportunities disappeared. good news, though: new opportunities are always coming up (for people either much older and more established or younger and willing to work for a lot less than you)
13.11.2024 18:24 — 👍 1090 🔁 119 💬 23 📌 16Phones used to have places to hang little charms off them and when we lost that we lost our humanity
13.11.2024 18:30 — 👍 97 🔁 19 💬 6 📌 2They sold SO MANY "final shows"
09.11.2024 17:55 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0It's shutting its doors in January, BUT the new Life and Trust show is quite good!
09.11.2024 17:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Fire skeet. Keep em coming
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