And the first worthless, BS strongly worded statement from leadership comes from Jeffries. Someone send him his prize….a primary candidate.

If you took as much time trying to do something about this as you do on combing your hair, we might actually get somewhere.

Cool, cool. Now what EXACTLY are you fools gonna do about it?

10/10. No notes.

I can’t say I really want to say, so I’m just saying that I hope their MAGA uncle has a weak heart and cheers a little too enthusiastically.

I was having the worst day ever. Now I’m ready for a margarita and a toast to this douchebag’s misery.

How the fuck do I get off this ride? Seriously…I’ll jump. Idk

Perfectly savage.

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I would also like to reiterate the Professor’s poetic words.

Fuck you all.

Maybe there are too many big words and she has to look them up in the dictionary.

Roses are red
Violets are blue

Hitler painted.

Fin.

Is he even a human? I call BS. That thing was definitely 3D printed by the ghost of Goebbels.

I swear to God I will spend whatever it takes to be put in a cryogenic chamber to be awakened when this becomes fact. Fuck my kids’ inheritance.

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But I was told that it’s the drag queens my kids should be afraid of.

This fucking guy.

Since you obviously don’t read shit, at least have someone on your staff Google what 230 is and does. You need to take all of the fucking seats, sir.

Oh FFS. How do I get off this stupid fucking ride?

Yeah he probably should have worn knee pads. Or least dusted off the knees of his pants before coming out.

Ooohhh I get it! They have pictures of you, just like they have of Lindsey Graham and Ted Cruz.

Yeah. I feel so owned.
“slowly walks into the ocean*

I’m so tired already. So, so tired.

Either grow a fucking spine or retire, you disgusting coward.

Imma catch a ride in that tiara.

Keep that shit up. I fucking love it. 🤣❤️

Ignorance and audacity are on sale somewhere, my friend.

And keep being salty. In fact, add some Tony Cachere’s creole seasoning to that shit.