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@satyrik.bsky.social

not my duck. Southwest UK. Occasional poster.

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oh hey, a new daft punk track? nic-

wait a fucking second

08.11.2025 17:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Medically, at best.

04.11.2025 17:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This, and by extension, mutuals are exclusively people I would hang out with socially (or have and would again, fates willing). I'm particularly picky about that, so thanks to all 5 or 6 mutuals I have.

04.11.2025 00:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
28.10.2025 13:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Let the doors be shut upon him, that he may play the fool no where but in โ€™s own house.

27.10.2025 13:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 592    ๐Ÿ” 193    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

I can see in 15 years time it'll be full of cheap broken chairs, mothballed IKEA wardrobes, and a few battered and beaten old filing cabinets which scratched up the floor, all covered with a few mouldering tarps.
His memorial room will be nothing more than a glorified hoarders garage.

27.10.2025 00:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

22.10.2025 16:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 21    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

22.10.2025 15:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 22    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

chest.

20.10.2025 12:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Same data centre that went out December 4 years ago, and of course it's DNS again.

20.10.2025 09:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh no, aws is down.

Anyone want to order pizza?

20.10.2025 09:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
Headline reads: Altman says ChatGPT will soon allow erotic for adult users.

Headline reads: Altman says ChatGPT will soon allow erotic for adult users.

You gently run your hand through the rack. You can feel itโ€”pure cotton, rich wool, Irish linen. The plump buttonholes are handsewn; the buttons attached with a firm shank. You flip the price tag over. It's affordable

You buy the jacket and go home, which is only 15 mins away. Your apt is $600/month

15.10.2025 07:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18307    ๐Ÿ” 2377    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 453    ๐Ÿ“Œ 213

Once more early, but actually late from last weekend. Old gaming friend of mine (pre-swine flu, even) has been given roughly 6 weeks left, down from an estimated 10-12 years when the original post was made.

I'm so very tired.

14.10.2025 14:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

AAAAAAAAAAHHHH

13.10.2025 15:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Dr. Demento

October 11, 2025 is a milestone in comedy history. Not only is it the 50th anniversary of the 1st SNL, today is also the final new Dr. Demento show. After 55 years, Barret Hansen is hanging up his top hat. Please go to drdemento.com to hear his all time demented top 40 countdown special.

11.10.2025 15:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1241    ๐Ÿ” 388    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 21    ๐Ÿ“Œ 50

I generally find it helps.

10.10.2025 15:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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If he wanted to avoid distress and embarrassment perhaps he should have kept his cock in his pants.

10.10.2025 15:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Got kicked out of my workโ€™s holiday party planning committee for suggesting the theme be โ€œmanโ€™s inhumanity to manโ€

10.10.2025 15:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1186    ๐Ÿ” 172    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 36    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5
Tree on the Moon

A full moon captured in perfect symmetry behind a solitary tree on a hilltop

Photo: Bernd Nowack

Tree on the Moon A full moon captured in perfect symmetry behind a solitary tree on a hilltop Photo: Bernd Nowack

Tree on the Moon

A full moon captured in perfect symmetry behind a solitary tree on a hilltop

Photo: Bernd Nowack

07.10.2025 07:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 163    ๐Ÿ” 31    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
ใ‚ธใƒ–ใƒชใƒ‘ใƒผใ‚ฏใ€Œ็ง‹ใฎใฉใ‚“ใฉใ“็ฅญใ‚Šใ€ใง็ตต็”ปใƒฏใƒผใ‚ฏใ‚ทใƒงใƒƒใƒ—้–‹ๅ‚ฌ๏ผ | ใ‚นใ‚ฟใ‚ธใ‚ชใ‚ธใƒ–ใƒช ้žๅ…ฌๅผใƒ•ใ‚กใƒณใ‚ตใ‚คใƒˆใ€ใ‚ธใƒ–ใƒชใฎใ›ใ‹ใ„ใ€‘ ๅฎฎๅดŽ้งฟใƒป้ซ˜็•‘ๅ‹ฒใฎๆœ€ๆ–ฐๆƒ…ๅ ฑ

Applications now open for background art workshops at Ghibli Park, 14:00, 8 and 9 November! Learn from Ghibli artists using materials they use in the studio - what a chance for Japanese enthusiasts.
ghibli.jpn.org/news/ghibli-...

07.10.2025 09:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Also:

03.10.2025 14:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Bout ready to start learning Japanese again I guess.

03.10.2025 14:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

[Wakes up] I really can't deal with this right now.

03.10.2025 11:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 63    ๐Ÿ” 11    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a cartoon drawing of a donut with arms and legs . ALT: a cartoon drawing of a donut with arms and legs .
02.10.2025 14:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Breakfast is the most important meal of the day

30.09.2025 08:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

28.09.2025 12:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 35    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That would be true, if we weren't quiet quitting by going to the bathroom to watch YT on earbuds regularly.

27.09.2025 17:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This replaced the bristolian 0% beer I bought which apparently has fucking lactose in it??? Who even does that to beer.

27.09.2025 10:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Ah yes, a nice refreshing glass of allergy. Yummers.

27.09.2025 10:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

AAHHHHHHH

26.09.2025 19:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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