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@teko.bsky.social

Otter | he/him, bi or something | graphic designer | maker and eater of foods | Boston area

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I feel like the entire crew in charge of Palantir imagines they have that invisible Trump shield that lets them say the most reprehensible things imaginable, and it wonโ€™t go well for them.

07.12.2025 05:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The mice in their ads this year are SO CUTE. Do they have shirts or anything with them? Asking for a friend

06.12.2025 18:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Brewing up a batch of Klark Kent Kafรฉ.

05.12.2025 22:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Kung Fu Panda: fun and cute!
Kung Fu Panda 2: literal Academy Award winner

05.12.2025 19:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm digging this Oklou album, thank you for posting about it!

05.12.2025 17:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That's the best drawing of him I can remember!

05.12.2025 17:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I also dig their versions of Mountains of the Moon and Corrina.

04.12.2025 15:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

His little quip about how Democrats should buy him off because he chooses the Presidents is not going to age well.

04.12.2025 12:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I got to try the wheelchair Segway at Disney World once. It was WAY more impressive than the Segway. It did indeed climb stairs & could raise up on two wheels, balancing perfectly, to let you reach shelves.

03.12.2025 23:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
03.12.2025 18:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Photo of a dilapidated Chuck E. Cheese animatronic rotting outside in the middle of nowhere

Photo of a dilapidated Chuck E. Cheese animatronic rotting outside in the middle of nowhere

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Kitchens on fire off the oil in the ovens. I watched tokens glitter in the dark near the skeeball grate. All those moments will be lost in time, like pizzas in rain. Time to die.

03.12.2025 11:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 162    ๐Ÿ” 40    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

Besides the others listed here, thereโ€™s the Tanzania Water Fund, the Maui Strong Fund, and the Sacramento LGBT Community Center.

03.12.2025 09:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Someone interviewed my Uncle Ted Bauer, who was a bombardier in WWII and who's celebrating his 104th birthday in a week. Amazing guy.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRW0...

02.12.2025 22:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

When I visited the Star Wars Galactic Starcruiser, I posted a positive review of it, which somehow got reposted by some creeps, and I got hate-bombed for days. When comments got into nazi territory I deleted the post and purged my account. I don't use twitter anymore.

02.12.2025 20:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"What actual art have you made lately?"

02.12.2025 15:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Are you buying those at the Mystery Shack?!

02.12.2025 11:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œHow do you want your eggs?โ€

โ€œCracked into a piece of buttered bread with a hole cut into it and fried.โ€

01.12.2025 17:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

When @taggartmcropus.bsky.social wants to chuck axes for his birthday, we chuck axes!

01.12.2025 15:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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01.12.2025 13:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I think I discovered a @kriscritter.bsky.social while throwing axes at Urban Axes

01.12.2025 13:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Happy 50th to me.

30.11.2025 21:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh my God...watched the Deathstalker remake with @teko.bsky.social, @taggartmcropus.bsky.social, and @artmutt.bsky.social. Amazing. A totally over-the-top, hilarious, and surprisingly earnest and heartfelt love-letter to the Swords and Sorcery movies of the 80s that I adore.

30.11.2025 01:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

youtu.be/ex5TAb9JlnY?...

29.11.2025 21:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Black rhino
Grizzly bear
River otter
Cassowary
Secretary bird

29.11.2025 16:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not a bot, but a โ€œveteran/patriotโ€. So: avoid.

29.11.2025 01:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Pretty much! Itโ€™s in that realm of gooey butter cake and chess pie.

28.11.2025 00:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Among many excellent foods, @aethan.bsky.social made something bafflingly called Transparent Pie thatโ€™s actually a rich cream pie with a caramelized topping thatโ€™s a new house favorite. (Not his pie pictured, but thatโ€™s basically it)

27.11.2025 23:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Happy Thanksgiving! If you claim you're enjoying your dinner, you're lying!" is a heck of a way for the vice president to introduce the holiday.

26.11.2025 22:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 232    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

When I went to Myrtle Beach with my family, my young niece & nephew kept telling me how much cooler Gatlinburg is.

26.11.2025 13:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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