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Harold and Maude is a movie that speaks specifically to its time, but which I mean any time between 1971 and forever. Rest In Peace, Bud Cort.

After having a great time in Geometry, I nearly failed Algebra II once we hit ~Imaginary Numbers~ because I couldn't fathom how I'd ever use this stuff -- it was just useless advanced math.

All these years later: I was right!

Did you know that the first telefacsimile service was established in 1865?

In other words, Abraham Lincoln could have used a fax machine.

Milan Winter Olympics update: the British bobsled team ran into trouble this year, but the local Calamari Brothers came away with gold.

I’ve heard of this and I am fascinated

Wasn’t “Kid Rock” the nickname for Epstein’s island?

"Lexi... I had that dream again... the one where I'm performing at the Super Bowl..."

The 2000 E*Trade monkey commercial (“well, we just wasted 2 million bucks”) was when I knew the bubble would burst soon.

Nobody drank enough to throw up at that particular party. We were all ad guys so we cared more about the commercials than the game anyway.

I once worked for an ad agency whose boss threw a Super Bowl party at his house; when I showed up, he clarified that it was a Super Bowl *commercials* party. We watched movies and every time the commercials came on, he'd switch it to the broadcast. No idea who played that year.

I didn’t know until recently, but when I found out as a sci-fi reading kid that he’d written something like 7 books of x-rated limericks, it fit his general “dirty old man” vibe that he reveled in

"I'm not creative, I can't come up with any good ideas!"

Just remember that there was once a "musical chairs for adults" game show on the CW that was actually called OH, SIT

Pentagon warns Scouts: Ban girls or we will pull your funding Scouting America urged to return to its ‘core value’ as defence department reviews its partnership with group

Wait, the Pentagon funds the Scouts??

www.telegraph.co.uk/us/news/2026...

“Work work work work work…”

They're my favorite kind!

Thank you for everything that you will do for the light cone of consciousness.

They should try someone less problematic, like Jay-Z, Woody Allen, or Richard Branson, perhaps

I'm just waiting for the 5 million euro to trickle into my savings account.

Despite turning down $10,000 from Elon Musk, my good friend Bill Gates now wants to give me €5,500,000! I'm sure this offer is definitely real -- he even included a link to his Wikipedia page to prove it's him.

A house with a very special hamster!

A happy, full hyena and their chunky paw prints outside the kitchen tent.

The idea of meth being “anti-frostbite” is kind of hilarious. “If I’m so wired I don’t feel pain, my fingertips won’t freeze!”

Every five minutes: “Please continue to hold. Your current wait time for the dealer’s room is… two… hours.”

OH

MY GOD

Humphrey the Bear is coming to Disneyland soon and he looks *perfect*.

Afterlife - Gator Days Transcript Panel 1 Liam and Gustopher are on a swing set. Gustopher is enjoying the day at the park and Liam is slowly growing more and more anxious about mortality. Standard kid stuff. Liam: What do you think happens after we die? Gustopher: I don't know. Panel 2 Liam goes back on the swing, his mind is going through the possibilities. Liam: Yeah... No one knows. Is there a heaven? Panel 3 Liam swings forward and his uncertainty grows. Liam: Maybe there's nothing? Or something we can't even imagine. Panel 4 Liam's swing goes back as Gustopher's goes forward. Liam: It's scary. Gustopher: It's exciting!

Afterlife - Gator Days

Ack! Get well soon! Were you vaccinated?

They "moved them off" SNAP the same way a landlord "moves tenants along" by kicking them out.

The Greasy Strangler wants to be weird very, very badly and definitely succeeds. It also has the most dicks and sex I’ve seen in a movie while being the least sexy thing ever made.