@morel.bsky.social
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bugs life flick holding bindle looking dejected
how it feels when your skeet doesn't get 300 likes a repost from an internet microcelebrity and hot girls in your dms
30.06.2023 04:24 — 👍 11 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0they hate to see you retaining a childlike sense of wonder and whimsy. they hate to see you frolicking about and lollygagging
13.07.2023 19:50 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
a hippopotamus
gonna keep it a buck fifty these guys are some of the ugliest motherfuckers in the animal kingdom
10.08.2023 18:40 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0INTERVIEWER: can you explain the gap in your resume
ME: yes they sell solid quality clothing at midrange prices. a happy medium between fast fashion and luxury stores. i got fired for stealing
INTERVIEWER: can you explain the gap in your resume
ME: yes they sell solid quality clothing at midrange prices. a happy medium between fast fashion and luxury stores. i got fired for stealing
i'm yogurtmaxxing. i'm an oikospilled greekcel
15.08.2023 23:00 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0lowbies have rights
15.08.2023 00:31 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Lord the men you put on this earth to move units around maps in HOI4 are romanticizing asbestos-induced mesothelioma
14.08.2023 20:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@goose.art may i enter
14.08.2023 17:48 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0[charlie puth voice] we don't dock anymore
13.08.2023 02:26 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 1I'm reinventing zodiac signs but it's based on whether your high school mascot was the Bulldogs, the Wildcats, or the Spartans
11.08.2023 06:31 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0we all know that one homie who's getting a divorce
11.08.2023 22:27 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0when the archaeologists find my body they will say "What the fuck. how the hell did this person crawl inside the Lincoln Monument statue"
11.08.2023 22:30 — 👍 2 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0[charlie puth voice] we don't dock anymore
13.08.2023 02:26 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 1what if u tried to kill me but instead of dying i started kneel-walking away like an essential skyrim NPC. what then.
12.08.2023 01:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0a flop is just a banger waiting to be self-reskeeted in a week
11.08.2023 22:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0when the archaeologists find my body they will say "What the fuck. how the hell did this person crawl inside the Lincoln Monument statue"
11.08.2023 22:30 — 👍 2 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0we all know that one homie who's getting a divorce
11.08.2023 22:27 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0I'm reinventing zodiac signs but it's based on whether your high school mascot was the Bulldogs, the Wildcats, or the Spartans
11.08.2023 06:31 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0filmsky 🎥 any thoughts on this? how deep down the rabbit hole are you
11.08.2023 06:07 — 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 8 📌 1
my white woman coded trait is that I really want to see a wolf in person
16.05.2023 19:57 — 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0you get it
11.08.2023 06:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
