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I've been in talks with Jamie Dimon to get the stocks up even higher, we want 10000000 dow jones and the s and p, we are going to turn that into the s and p 5 TRILLION

DMs open if you want a quote or interview or if you want me to do an ad read in one of your podcasts I would be so game

this about the Cobie Smulders news?!?

Warren Beatty and Dick Tracy are still beefing last we heard

It still is! Now streaming on Disney+!

Kermit the frog's head over Matthew McConaughey (Rust Cohle) in True Detective telling a woman something that would get me banned

My response to anyone criticizing the Muppet Show special

I was born in the penguin exhibit at the New England Aquarium and I turned out great. I still know a little Southern rockhopper penguin, "BACACK." That means 'perfect [baby].' It actually means perfect chick but tomato tomato.

Finally, a Muppet Show Reboot That Understands the Original Appeal of the Muppets After countless failed gimmicks, this time it’s just like you remembered it.

I wrote about the new Muppet Show, which is, thank God, exactly like the old Muppet Show.

do you ever see them smooshing bootays?

My go-to when someone says things are bad bad: I say to them if we and 18 other people knocked over a grocery store anywhere in the continental US and stole a month's worth of food each, including produce, how long would it take to restock?

3 days at most. It wouldn't be a dent to that store

Yoda Latino

if I like it, it is good! unless I say otherwise, pretty simple

Robot from Invincible in a tank with gizmo and gadgets on it and Omni-Man is in the reflection. Oop wonder what's going to happen to Robot??? Is Omni-Man going to give him a big hug?

"It is the wayback machine, they only go backwards in time."

"Yeah but at the end of the episode they go back to their present, forward in time."

"hmm"

I have approximate knowledge of many franchises just enough to ask seemingly innocuous but actually annoying questions.

Derailed person mid-thought today by asking if Mr. Peabody and Sherman ever went to the future

Markiplier told me he was going to Five Nights At Freddy's me if I did not see his movie and so I went. He knows Bonnie scares me the most!!! I cannot be the only one he threatened. Someone should look into this!

I am so mad at nickelodeon, they pull this shit on me, fucking incredible. They won't answer my questions about Spongebob. They ignore my requests for best fart award to continue. This is sad.

1. I am venerating the picture by saying criterion should add it to its esteemed collection

2. The film came out in 2003 and first trailer was released in 2002 so it could not have won that award in 2001.

3. I have been sending Nick postcards for years to add that award to the show to no avail.

@criterion.bsky.social

nah

I'm gonna live like tomorrow doesn't exist. I'm gonna swing from the chandelier

lfg

When you delete a post it feels it

The bank is your best bet to get this sorted.

Yes I have and no there is not. I spent hours on the phone with them over the course of months in '24 trying to get an answer to what I thought was a simple question but to no dice. It wasn't fraud related so different depts but same problem.

they come in some folky wisdom and a song in their heart and leave with your dang wallet

I do not engage in debate. That sort of spectacle is ripe with thieves, rapscallions and worst of all, prairie lawyers.

Ted from the movie Ted, a movie about a talking teddy bear named Ted, holding a beer

If you like the component parts, it is way better than you think. It is dope

when you do go, have a great night out then the next day get some coffee and a couple of completos. Highly recommend