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"Jack we are doing the Cuban missile crisis, put down that magazine."

"Hold up, this magazine might have some clues on how to fix this whole thing. Goofus starts Nuclear War that ends all of mankind. Gallant takes the Jupiter missiles out of Italy and Turkey. GUYS I GOT IT!"

"Jack we are doing the Cuban missile crisis, put down that book."

"Hold up, this book might have some clues on how to fix this whole thing. Funeral about a head of state...no that no relevance to me... Russia yes those are the bad guys we are facing too but now they are called the Soviets. Hmmm"

Got absolutely read by the library assistant, "You are reading this because JFK read it, right?"

I would have preferred any other insult thrown my way instead of that. Just had to hit 'em with a resigned, "yup."

peebers with the pope

I fell on my tuchus big time yesterday

For most of my life, the joke ‘in this economy?’ landed.

And that says more about long term economic trends than any graph.

Al Pacino in ONCE UPON A TIME IN HOLLYWOOD (2019) with the text BEEneth him that reads "What a bee picture"

YouTube video by Esp The Bee Movie 420 times faster except for "you like jazz?"

yes and let me catch you up

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Barry B. Benson's smile and ya you know why

If my dude has the presence of mind to throw on boots like my guy missed a step

you inflating yourself bro? that seems like some viceroy shit at BEST. AT BEST

Chopped salad? Haven't met one that wasn't

so this meant nothing wow
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thank you, pop base. I needed this today

The smile of Barry B. Benson

you never see pete anymore, he really fell off

please please please Mr. Einstein was my father just call me spider Albert Einstein

I am sure you can figure it out and you and Norm will be singing Putting on Ritz in no time.

it wasn't hard for me since I am spider Albert Einstein

Norm Macdonald on the Late Show with Letterman saying "don't know if you guys are history buffs"

If that pervert monkey can put on boots, he sure as shit can put on some slacks.

real greg would have slammed a car into his house

Alex Russo and Ernie the giant chicken from Family Guy both died all in the same week. Goddammit, can shit get any worse? These things do come in threes.

on top of everything else this bubble is incredibly disrespectful to Allen Iverson

Do they have great prices on The Jerk too or is just later Steve Martin pictures?

Ya I am. I got the flu+covid vax on Saturday and ever since the 2nd covid vaccine for whatever reason the day after I get them, they knock me on my ass for the whole day but the day after that (today) I am like 95% back so that's how I am feeling today. Thx for asking

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I was basically Al Pacino in heat when I saw it, took me by surprise.

Tbh I was not in the best viewing capacity yesterday with feeling flu-y. I might give it another shot in December. I basically tuned in for the Churchill story line.