Kit Eason

Do you know anyone at Microsoft UK that can help a non tech person setup a Entra/Office subscription for a new school?

I'll put you in touch.

Many thanks

Getting pretty freaked out that I won’t be able to pay my mortgage this month, so all my lovingly hand painted original landscapes are now 60% off the listed price AND I will ship free within the US.
Help a gal out, please.
KateAveryArt.com

The best recent science fiction, fantasy and horror – review roundup There Is no Antimemetics Division by qntm; The Merge by Grace Walker; Lightbreakers by Aja Gabel; Black Flame by Gretchen Felker-Martin; The Strength of the Few by James Islington

"unforgettable, mind-bendingly brilliant" - the Guardian

Dare I suggest you buy them for your whole family and a Taskmaster trophy of your own head and make them scream how merry they are all Christmas to win your approval and golden face? DARE I??

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If you're in York, head down to St Helens Square for 1200 🚨TODAY 🚨 to join a big pro-trans rally. Get your raincoats on, get out and get loud - we'll be there, it would be great to see you there too! 💚🏳️‍⚧️

Can anyone in #Singapore help me out?

I'd like a copy of this news story - eresources.nlb.gov.sg/newspapers/d...

But it says "This may only be viewed from the multimedia stations at NLB Libraries."

Is it possible to get a full resolution image?

Thanks!

Dave Gorman would beg to differ! 😉

I once told a colleague whose slides were terrible (unreadably busy) to “think like a standup “.

A risky thing to say, but it completely transformed his presenting style.

I feel compelled to once again shout in the void that dynamically typed languages -- even strongly typed ones -- are extremely poopy and confusing to work with

Actual People People Eater

EP–1320 medieval hurdy gurdys, lutes, gregorian chants, thundering drums and percussive foley fx, all at the press of a button. the EP–1320 is the first of its kind: featuring a large library of phrases, play ready in...

What on Earth???

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Yep and devops builds

Has there ever been a civilisation that fell because it supported its poor too well?

Code BEAM Europe 2025 - 5-6 NOV Berlin & Online The Erlang and Elixir conference in Europe - 2 days of talks,discussions and networking for the BEAM community.

You do not need an ORM! This November I'll be at @codebeam.bsky.social to show how sticking to SQL can be great fun and have a stellar developer experience ⭐️
codebeameurope.com

Elmish Land 1.1 preview is out with major CLI improvements:
* Auto project file management
* Interactive prompts for fixing layout refs
* Page reordering with preview
* Solution file generation
No more manual .fsproj editing!
elmish.land/blog/announc...
#fsharp #elmishland #fablecompiler

Wife and I are going to be giggling at the phrase “chests of chance” for days.

Never put security in the hands of amatuers—that includes both product people and "experienced" (but not in security) programmers.

On a recent trip to Europe, I made the mistake of logging onto a US web site without using a VPN.
1/5

First two trophies on their way today! 🗿

F# is the best enterprise programming language ever made, learn it and prove me wrong 😋🦔💕

One Battle After Another.

Go and see it.

i’m looking to recruit a postdoc to work on this (documentation + evaluation on accuracy, reliability and societal impacts). hope to advertise detailed descriptions of the role in the coming weeks

I’ll allow one Tr*mp mention, but if there’s another it’s “Alexa play Radio 3”.

The other day I saw him angrily deny “Just broadcasting Farage press releases“, and I swear the very next item on the news was exactly that.

Rail Clock A reproduction of the Great British Railways clock

There's a cool new clock at London Bridge called Rail Clock! I've made an online version of it: railclock.matteason.co.uk

Code here: github.com/matteason/ra...

One Battle After Another.

Go and see it.

She gets all the flowers. I mean ALL of them. If we see her, we immediately have to give her flowers.

Beyond Immunity: Uncovering the Hidden Diversity of Bacterial NLRs (SCHLIMPERT_J26DTP) | Doctoral Training Partnership Join us in exploring the hidden functions of ancient immune proteins in bacteria. Bacteria, like plants and animals, have evolved sophisticated systems to detect and respond to threats.

We have a PhD opportunity available in our group @johninnescentre.bsky.social through the NRP Doctoral Training Partnership. Help us uncover the Hidden Diversity of Bacterial NLRs.

Start date: October 2026. For more information and how to apply👉 biodtp.norwichresearchpark.ac.uk/projects/bey...

The real monster was in the room with us!

Anywhere near four figures and I’d be having words with the school governors.

…and preordered! Thanks @adapalmer.bsky.social