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Matt Hazard

@matthazard.bsky.social

Writer, comedian, programmer...The lies I that I actively live. Creative mess. "Trust me, I'm an opinionist." http://matthazard.ca

50 Followers  |  66 Following  |  64 Posts  |  Joined: 24.01.2025  |  2.048

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Happy Halloween!

31.10.2025 23:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The Corporate โ€œTheyโ€ Problem Youโ€™ve heard it before. The same sentence that derails your ideas, denies your requests, and shuts down your inquiries in the work place. โ€œThey wouldnโ€™t want us doing that.โ€โ€ฆ

So hard to get ANY work done around here with these pesky managers getting in the way..
#writingcommunity

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10.09.2025 00:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Best of luck!

09.09.2025 19:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ah, gotcha! Yeah, I can relate to that situation! I wound up eluding to the event, and did the reveal later in the book when it made sense.

Some things are best told than teased :)

09.09.2025 18:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Any possibility of a teaser going on page? Like, if the charactersโ€™ background is that they were in a car crash, you could elude to it without saying it verbatim?

09.09.2025 18:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I do, I find it helps when feeling unmotivated

07.09.2025 19:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How tied to the Apple ecosystem are you? Linux can breathe new life into old hardware if you're ok with an OS switch. My 2011 MacBook Pro is still alive and well under Ubuntu!

Could always give that a whirl, but if you're wanting to stick with macOS it *might* be time to look into a new one..

05.09.2025 20:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sounds about right!

05.09.2025 12:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ah perfection. The key to success, yet somehow also the primary element to demise!

04.09.2025 03:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've severely underestimated the impact of proper, healthy sleep. First sleep on a new mattress and I feel like I'm 20 again!

Does this realization make me woke, or just well rested?

03.09.2025 16:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

YES!

03.09.2025 16:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Itโ€™s tough! Always best to query as an author rather than have cold callers slide into your DMs

03.09.2025 11:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Addressing Blueskyโ€™s Biggest Problem โ€œDo you want to talk about it?โ€ The words seem harmless, but are carefully crafted. The design is simple โ€“ to lure you in. To get you talking about your passions and into a new coโ€ฆ

Stay vigilant out there, writers.
#writingcommunity #writesky #booksky

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03.09.2025 04:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Absolutely! Iโ€™d like that!

27.08.2025 13:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I should probably work on that pitch before querying, though :)

27.08.2025 12:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thanks for the podcast recommendation. And, uhm, production! Followed!

26.08.2025 19:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

She's feisty. Sometimes unpredictable. When the pen hits the paper, sometimes even I'm surprised.

26.08.2025 16:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I can see my house from there!

26.08.2025 16:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I kind of feel this song has been playing in people's heads before they even heard this guy do it

26.08.2025 14:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Is it weird to be overly attached to one of your fictional side characters? She's just so damn fun to write for, but the main character might start to get jealous.

#WritingCommunity #amwriting

26.08.2025 13:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Procrastination isn't just a developed skill, it's a damn art.

21.08.2025 15:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nice! Crushing goals!

20.08.2025 16:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Pizza is my Kryptonite The aroma of fresh baking and cheese filled the air. With each breath filling my lungs, my stomach ached to be filled in unison. Time slowed down. The noise inside the social hall fell into the bacโ€ฆ

If it were up to me, every night would be pizza night. #writingcommunity

14.08.2025 18:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m becoming unapologetically more comfortable taking baths over showers the older I get

13.08.2025 18:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Damn. I felt this one. Love it

11.08.2025 23:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Never judge a book by its cover!

09.08.2025 15:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7051    ๐Ÿ” 1182    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 362    ๐Ÿ“Œ 155

"Just keep swimming." I'd get it.

06.08.2025 15:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Today we said goodbye to a good boyโ€ฆmy first dog. 17 long years together. Old age finally decided it was time after lending him a few extra grains in his hourglass. Rest in piece, old friend. Until we meet again.

26.07.2025 01:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Marriage โ€“ Love and Warfare Where I have little doubt that marriage is absolutely a confession of love for your partner until the end of time (as the promise goes), it is also no doubt the beginning of a lifelong war. The staโ€ฆ

A little satirical take on marriage. If you don't hear from me tomorrow, my wife probably read this.
#writing #writingcommunity

Marriage - Love and Warfare matthazard.ca/2025/07/23/m...

24.07.2025 02:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If youโ€™re in need of artwork maybe @emilyander.bsky.social could help you out!

20.07.2025 13:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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