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@jimcantona.bsky.social

Old person, United supporter, Socialist! No DM's please.

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Seeing a lot of post's on the destruction of the White House. We burned that tight arse city to the ground in 1814, to paraphrase the great Malcolm Tucker, and we'd have done it again for free. Instead your orange Emperor got contractor's in, think of that.

22.10.2025 21:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Glad Barcelona vs Villarreal in Miami was cancelled. Psychotic decision to begin with, trying to take games away from the people who made them will be another nail in football's coffin. Milan vs Como in Perth needs cancelled too.

22.10.2025 13:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The big problem with the Online Safety Bill is you can't have a harmless tug on your love truncheon without handing over your details to pornhub or xvideos but Betfred and Paddy Power can continure advertising gambling through the means of shite adverts.

22.10.2025 03:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I hope the Louvre robbers consider this the next time they try to knick anything from a world famous museum. 1. American's using it to try to be funny, they aren't and it's hurting my brain. 2. American's making it about themselves. 3. The inevitable horrible movie...made by americans.

22.10.2025 03:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The only armed bastard's who can solve the Louvre blag.

22.10.2025 03:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

21.10.2025 11:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"This is a war zone" is an absolute fucking insult to people who fought in places like the somme, stalingrad, normandy and other such hells on earth for freedom. The American Gestapo bullying their own citizens is not the same you moron.

21.10.2025 09:36 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

@utdheisenberg.bsky.social you need to see this. Fucking hell I've not laughed/being simultaneously cringing like fuck since The Office came out.

21.10.2025 09:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Starmer knew the Maccabi Tel Aviv fans were never going to the game, he gave that club and it's hooligans an out so they could save face. Disgraceful once again from our wet wipe genocide complicit Prime Minister.

21.10.2025 09:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Arne Slot's new song gets Liverpool fans BOUNCING on Anfield Road!
YouTube video by This Is Anfield Arne Slot's new song gets Liverpool fans BOUNCING on Anfield Road!

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For younger folk Liverpool supporters have always been mental, reactionary, whinging, cringe inducing maniacs. But this take it to a whole new level. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚The fucking state of them. #mufc

21.10.2025 09:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

True that he is a nonce. She was the architect of her own downfall. Classic neo-liberal who tried to pander to Trump voter's and was rejected. If they go with her in 2028 they are mental.

21.10.2025 09:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don't know why so many people in yankee doodle land give Bill Clinton a pass. He's a sexual predator, as is Donald Trump. You are either against all people like this or you're a hypocrite like the flag shagging moron's who support Reform UK.

21.10.2025 09:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Prince Andrew, Bill Clinton and Donald Trump. Three incredily powerful men, three sexual predators, three who will never face justice. Revolution needed.

21.10.2025 09:00 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Kinell Geordies who support the Scouse they might be the worst people to ever exist.

21.10.2025 08:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ that's his version of "it was too windy"

20.10.2025 19:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

The psychotic decision to leave the eu just keeps kicking us in the bollocks. On top of that we've sold everything off to private tender (the yanks or the sheikhs or the russians) yet you never hear the reform drone's criticise that do you? Selective nationalism from a show of cunts.

20.10.2025 17:59 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

BBC actually wasted license fee money on verifying then unverifying crowd sizes in the US No King's protest andddddd all this over a country that isn't ours. We are just a 51st state I'm absolutely sick of the US their influence on our culture and politics, has been poisonous.

20.10.2025 15:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Stephen Flynn absolutely destroying lickspittle Jayne Secker and the Labour Party over "Prince" Andrew and "Lord" Mandelson over their association with a convicted nonce.

20.10.2025 12:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Valentina Hasan-Ken Lee (Without you, Mariah Carey)
YouTube video by RtCWGamer Valentina Hasan-Ken Lee (Without you, Mariah Carey)

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Bollocks that was the wrong video, this is more like it.

20.10.2025 11:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Ken Leeeeeeeee liba diba douchuuuuuu ken leeeeeeee iykyk #mufc

20.10.2025 11:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Sooooo Tel Aviv hooligans can't behave themselves in Tel Aviv but they will in Birmingham? Starmer is a maniac.

19.10.2025 23:21 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Liverpool Fans DEVASTATED 😫 Reactions to Liverpool 1-2 Man United | Premier League Fan Reactions
YouTube video by FAN REACTION TV Liverpool Fans DEVASTATED 😫 Reactions to Liverpool 1-2 Man United | Premier League Fan Reactions

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Ladies and Gentlemen. You're Welcome. #mufc πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

19.10.2025 18:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Here's the thing if we signed Wirtz and he was that shit the media would be fucking annihilating us. Anyone else getting flashbacks of Shevchenko and Ballack at the chavs in 2007 with Wirtz and Isak? We were told "Chelsea are going to dominate for years" then this happened... #mufc

19.10.2025 17:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I know I know it's easier to say it after the fact, I just fancied us to win today. At the Emptihad i went in with that wishful thinking, but today I just did, they are overrated only reason they won the league by as much as they did is l'arse concentrated on the UCL (didn't win it) so get in #mufc

19.10.2025 17:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ugarte 6- He wasn't awful but Casemiro was missed.
Mainoo and Yoro n/a- on late to see the game out.

Ruben Amorim 8- Still have some questions, particularly about Dalot. If we had Kane or Haaland we'd have scored 6 so credit to him.

4/4 #mufc

19.10.2025 17:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Mbuemo 8- Goal, had the scouse defends on toast.]
Cunha 9- Deserved a goal he was unplayable at times MOTM
Mount 7- Done the required job in a game that suits him.

Dorgu 6- Mixed bag but a tough place to come on.
Sesko 6- Made some vital clearances

3/4 #mufc

19.10.2025 17:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Dalot 5- Maybe not the time but he was rubbish his future needs assessed.

Casemiro 8- Had their midfield in his pocket, we looked vulnerable when he went off. Remember Carragher said he was finished last season.
Bruno 8- At times a genius, came off at the right time

2/4 #mufc

19.10.2025 17:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ratings at Harryfield vs the scum.

Lammens 8- Schmeichel-esque the players look confident with him in goal.

De Ligt 7- Solid, threat in the air.
Sir Harry 9- Electric
Shaw- 8 Best game in a while

Amad 8- Assist and constant threat, bizarrely subbed 1/4 #mufc

19.10.2025 17:40 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Rename Anfield the Sir Harold Maguire stadium.

19.10.2025 17:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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HARRYFIELD!!!! #mufc

19.10.2025 17:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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