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A light box with the Flying Handbag logo (a white square with rainbow themed circles inside) against a wooden wall

Irn Bru WKD in the gay bar with Tatu playing- I'm 20 again haha

That's it! Lovely pub, such a cool building!

Oooh, not sure I've ever had a Sam Smiths stout, tbh. Think there's a Samuel Smiths pub just outside the Arndale, might have to give it a try next time I'm over there!

A schooner of black beer with almost no head, on a wooden bar

Happy ##stouterday! Celebrating with this black forest gateau stout from Yonder with the wife and it's DELICIOUS

JIm Ratcliffe is a scumbag. More than that he's a hypocrite. And dangerous. Words.

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That's fair haha

This is how the hair guy can get the fan base back onside

UN data suggests that just over 70% of Monaco's population are from overseas. But that's fine, Jimmy boy is an ex-pat, not an immigrant, so it doesn't count!

Like- one of the main goals of Ineos with United was to re-invigorate the culture of the club, "best in class" on and off the pitch.

Why would you expect Amad, or Cunha, or Mazraoui to run through walls for you now you've said they're "colonising" the country? They pay more tax than you fucking do!

Feel a bit for Michael Carrick this morning, having to explain our club owner's racist comments to a squad that's overwhelmingly made up of people from overseas.

Fuck Jim Radcliffe.

Back in my day, we called acoustic clocks a cookoo clock

They really saw this episode of The Simpsons a d made it a sport, huh

The title screen for Childs Play on my TV

A colourful tattoo of Chucky, holding a knife emerging from an old school twin antenna TV on my arm

Watching a classic and a fave.

Wanna play?

Yeah, that's pretty inarguable

Whilst I understand not wanting to repeat Ole, I still reckon foisting Ronaldo on him ruined it- Ineos have many faults, but I don't think they'd make that mistake so I'd be up for your idea tbh

If he gets us Champions League footie, we should give him 1000 years tbh

For context, as a young greebo coveting a wallet chain before you could simply buy them, I found an abandoned bath and ripped the plug chain off it and used that- and was henceforth known as Plug.

My 2nd ever wallet chain was a dog lead I cut the handle off from.

Just bumped into an old uni friend and my old nickname stuck so hard, she didn't know my actual name and introduced me to her husband as "Plug" haha

Yeah, he's been fantastic. Love uncle Case

Imagine saying this a year or so ago

Ooh, I love Cafe Beermoth, always have to head in when I'm in Manc

I very much do this on a weekly basis haha

Happy birthday!

Having seen a pic, I'm not convinced he's done that unassisted. The state of the loos in the gym suggests it's impossible to be so precise haha

That's also some very impressively accurate pissing, tbf, too

Team GB skier Gus Kenworthy has launched a blistering attack on US Immigration and Custom Enforcement officers by urinating the words “Fuck Ice” on the snow just before the start of the Winter Olympics.

Don't know who Gus Kenworthy is, but I'm rooting for him to win at the Olympics after this

Amazing hahaha

I'm really hyped for it, especially as we'll get The Bronx too

Oh man, I finally get to see Mariachi El Bronx!! Love The Brinx, but when I first heard Mariachi I was blown away, had no idea Matt Caughthran could actually sing. Good to see Marmozets and Arcane Roits back, too